Winner Winner

[00:03:18] Speaker A: Hey, how are you going? [00:03:20] Speaker B: Hello. [00:03:21] Speaker C: Hello. [00:03:22] Speaker A: My camera's moved. There we go. I'm back. [00:03:25] Speaker B: There he is. [00:03:27] Speaker A: Good evening, gentlemen. [00:03:29] Speaker C: 0000 greetings and good hunting. [00:03:33] Speaker A: Yeah. How you going? I just gotta. I gotta just turn something off. There you go. We're talking to ourselves on the other screen. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Oh. [00:03:44] Speaker A: How are we all? Amateur hours? [00:03:47] Speaker D: Very well, Mike. Bit very. A little bit cool today here in Brisbane, mate. Raining. I went and visited a mate down on the Gold coast today from Perth. He flew in on Sunday. [00:03:58] Speaker A: Who was that? [00:04:00] Speaker D: Motor mine. Alan. I do security for in Perth who went up to his apartment and getting out the balcony went, fuck, it's cold. It feels like we're in Melbourne, mate. I know. I never thought I'd ever say that. In Queensland. [00:04:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Yep. [00:04:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:13] Speaker D: Good to see you, mate. Good to see you, mate. I said, mate, I won't have time to see you next week. So I'll see you in Brisbane. So it's funny because I fly to Perth Tuesday. He flies back on. On Thursday. So for two days he'll be in Brisbane, I'll be in Perth. So, uh, yeah, that was. That was my day, mate. Bit cool. Bit rainy. [00:04:31] Speaker A: Cool. What's everyone drinking? [00:04:36] Speaker B: Beer. Farm ipl for me? [00:04:38] Speaker A: Yep. [00:04:39] Speaker B: Oh, got a bit of a green bacon. Mmm. [00:04:42] Speaker D: Green bacon. Tropical pile owl. [00:04:45] Speaker A: What have you got? [00:04:47] Speaker C: The old stand. Stand by. 1150 lashes. [00:04:51] Speaker A: I know. [00:04:53] Speaker D: I get out of the cage nightmare. [00:04:55] Speaker A: Yeah. I haven't been able to get out to get anything, so I'm just going the native red lime gin from Finders distillery. [00:05:02] Speaker B: Finders distillery. Where are they? [00:05:04] Speaker A: They in the McLare Valley coast in New South Wales. [00:05:09] Speaker B: Okay. [00:05:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it's about a $90 $85 bottle of gin that I've just. Just emptied. [00:05:17] Speaker D: Is that through? Is that anything to do with last Wednesday night celebrations, maybe. [00:05:22] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't. I didn't even find out until about Friday when I decided to Google Al. [00:05:28] Speaker D: That is clearly not a new South Wales supporter. [00:05:31] Speaker A: I'm in wa now, so it's a free o docker singh. [00:05:33] Speaker C: Brad, I've actually had a thought. We've got this channel now that Paul set up. So next. Next origin. We can do it like this. [00:05:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:43] Speaker C: I can watch it on the tv and you and I can just be sitting there on the couch. [00:05:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I can get it on the screen there. Yeah. So what's everyone been up to? Anything exciting? [00:05:56] Speaker B: Oh, what's brewing today? So I've got a big week in brewing. Making some lager today. One of my faves. So, yeah, that's been a good day. And then, I gotta admit, I mean, I'm in panic mode at the moment. We're coming into four. I think four weeks away today actually isn't the second. Yeah, the 2 July. So we've got this, the West Australian brewers conference on the 2 August. So four weeks. And this is where I really start to just shit my pants and wonder if we've got everything sorted. [00:06:30] Speaker A: You look like you haven't had any sleep. [00:06:33] Speaker B: That's a normal look for me. I think I sleep very well in a lot, so I've got no issues there. So I'm clearly just an ugly fucker. Probably the. [00:06:41] Speaker D: Just need to do the mate before you start watering them. [00:06:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm feeling naked. I've left my hat off. Feel naked. But what I've got tonight's episode is called winner. Winner because we are now in the radio today podcast awards. Yes. [00:07:04] Speaker D: Do tell a bit more about that. It's very exciting. I was very excited. [00:07:07] Speaker A: So we're in for the road prize, which is basically if they like our podcast and they think we're doing a good job, we get a podcasting desk boom mic like this with a boom headphones for one of us to set up and use, or we can use it for taking on the road, courtesy of road. And then. [00:07:33] Speaker C: So they're not going to screen for sure, Michael. [00:07:36] Speaker A: Yeah, nice. It's all road products, but we've got. [00:07:40] Speaker B: So what if they. What do they do if they don't like us? They just shut us down and say, piss off and stop coming. [00:07:45] Speaker D: Yeah, they'll stop annoying us. [00:07:47] Speaker B: Yeah, stop annoying us. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Why are you using Tascam? And then the, um, the other prize. [00:07:55] Speaker D: We'Re up for, do not enter next. [00:07:56] Speaker A: Year went for our best new podcast. But, um. [00:08:02] Speaker B: Nice. [00:08:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but I'm a bit. I'm a bit worried because I mucked up the application last night and, um, instead of putting us in the australian. Australian awards, I put us in the asian awards. [00:08:16] Speaker B: Do you want me to put on an accent? [00:08:21] Speaker A: And Asia. [00:08:26] Speaker C: Go there? [00:08:27] Speaker B: Don't, don't, don't. [00:08:30] Speaker A: But then, yeah, then after I submitted it and, um, I thought I'd read the terms and conditions and the. One of the. One of the terms is it can't be obscene. So the swearing class is. Swearing class fighters obscene, I think. [00:08:52] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:08:54] Speaker A: Well, now we're in a. I got him to fix it up, put us in the australian one. [00:08:59] Speaker B: Nothing good. [00:09:00] Speaker A: But then, yeah, I read it, said they can't be obscene. [00:09:05] Speaker D: And I'm like, is we just chuck in the f word bombs. Every now and then we, none of us use the c words and all that stuff that, you know, you're at a sports bar, in a pub at f f c. So, yeah, I think the worst we got is shit neff. So I wouldn't put that into that category. No. [00:09:21] Speaker A: Yeah. So, okay, then. That's good. I hope so, because I don't want to be let down if we lose because someone said an f word or something. [00:09:33] Speaker D: Just means that next, you know, the following twelve months, we're gonna have cups of tea and shut our mouths. [00:09:40] Speaker A: Tea and iced very is when I cracked over my Earl Grey. I had a lovely cup of Earl. [00:09:52] Speaker C: Grey, said, suck me dry and call me Dusty. [00:09:56] Speaker B: I said, dorothy, calm down. That's two Earl Greys in a row. [00:10:02] Speaker A: No, you can't talk. You've had two ice phobos. [00:10:07] Speaker B: Where do you see me on the cocaine? [00:10:15] Speaker A: There you go. [00:10:17] Speaker B: I like the new direction. It's sounding good. [00:10:19] Speaker A: Yeah, that's cool. So I was giving us some songs. Oh. Before. Actually. I've got to do this before I forget. I've got it written down. I've got it. No, I had it written down on the other one. Oh, Jesus Christ. I've marked this one right up. Oh, no, I haven't. I've got it here. No, I haven't. No. Thanks for the info, but no. What? She's. [00:10:40] Speaker C: Yes. [00:10:43] Speaker A: Is that one. What's that one? Yeah. Yep. And then we got this one. [00:10:51] Speaker D: Yes, I like that one. [00:10:54] Speaker A: Yep. Yep. And I've got to do this for Michael. I forgot to bring that one up. [00:10:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I get a little thing, my little logo. [00:11:01] Speaker A: Yep. Al's got a logo from when we get to the halfway mark. [00:11:06] Speaker D: Yeah, I like. I like ours logo. [00:11:07] Speaker A: Yeah, it's gonna be pretty. Yeah, we've got it. I reckon we all need one now. So I'm gonna get on the AI and crowd them and get them going. But fuck. [00:11:16] Speaker D: What do you. You know? I know you can put the. You can put. Oh, hang on, mate. Here's something I did earlier. You could probably put that on for mine. [00:11:24] Speaker A: Oh, it's got a big stain on it. [00:11:29] Speaker C: Why is it so stiffen? [00:11:34] Speaker A: It's all the tears stained with the tears of Queensland. But it's rigged. Where's the third game at? In Melbourne? Melbourne? [00:11:45] Speaker D: Brisbane. [00:11:50] Speaker A: You know who's going to win? Brisbane will win it to win the clincher series and continue their winning streak because they changed the rules so that it suited them. [00:11:59] Speaker D: You cannot get. You cannot get a ticket for the whole life of you, mate. The only way I could get in there, Al, is change my security license to Queensland and put my hand up and go, can I work the boundary line? That's the best result. [00:12:15] Speaker A: What are you doing sitting here? [00:12:18] Speaker C: Just the backstory. It's on our bucket list. Mine and Brad to go to Lake park for a state of origin decider, to actually be there for a decider. And Brad's over there in Queensland and they've got a designer. Can't get a ticket. [00:12:36] Speaker A: Can't we get them in like a couple of years in advance? Can't you book them in like I. [00:12:42] Speaker D: Think it's, I think it's a four month window but I think it's about four months before game one. Three or four months but, but time out. Hold on to that, guys. I've got contacts now at the broncos. [00:12:54] Speaker A: Yeah, we want to. [00:12:56] Speaker D: Who has got, has got a. He's organized Reese Walsh to sign a frame for me. He's organized Alan Langer to sign my state of origin jersey for me and he's put us in line for next year's box state of origin and I'm trying to get hold of him today and ask him, mate, can I suck your dick or something? Can we, can you get a couple of tickets in the Lang park next week? [00:13:19] Speaker A: What did we say about obscene? [00:13:21] Speaker B: There goes Australasia for us. Jesus Christ. It's may I orally pleasure you for your services? Like that's what you need to say. [00:13:34] Speaker D: Stick to Earl. [00:13:35] Speaker A: Bravo, dick. [00:13:38] Speaker B: For a cheeseburger man. [00:13:42] Speaker A: $50 is $50. [00:13:47] Speaker B: Not all I got a mouthful. [00:13:51] Speaker A: That's what your mum said. [00:13:54] Speaker C: I've been to Thailand. I'm all over it. [00:14:00] Speaker D: We've only been on air for ten minutes. Guys. [00:14:01] Speaker B: This is ludicrous. The Internet's shut down. [00:14:11] Speaker C: We're fucked now. [00:14:13] Speaker A: It cost like I missed the early bird fees to set to pay because you got to pay the fees to get in. I missed the early bird one. So whatever trophies they give out, they've got to be worth a fortune. Hey, they don't even have a proper date. [00:14:25] Speaker D: He's put him on the black market already to get his money back. [00:14:28] Speaker C: Yeah, I was thinking about that, Paul. I mean, you do so much work to do this and then you enter this. It's cost you to enter. Do you need any money or are they just paying you too much? [00:14:41] Speaker A: Well, I just went for a job interview today that if I get the job I get a nice big pay rise. So. [00:14:53] Speaker D: So why would you want to leave your previous job when that was paying you quite well. Well, certainly in today's statistic, wages it was paying you well. [00:15:03] Speaker A: Then the new job pays me even better. [00:15:08] Speaker B: So can I ask a dumb question? [00:15:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:11] Speaker B: So I got a dumb question. Yeah. I need. There's no such. Yeah, just dumb people. So this dumb person wants to know. So. So I've kind of got an inkling from Brad. He's insecurity. [00:15:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:23] Speaker B: Of some description. Alan Paul. Yeah. Like, what do you guys do for Christ? I don't know. [00:15:29] Speaker A: I do as little as possible. [00:15:31] Speaker B: You. You interview for jobs that pay higher, obviously. [00:15:34] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I just do as little as possible because I live by the motto, and I think a lot of people do, is the less you do, the more you get paid. And it seems to be working. It seems to work. [00:15:44] Speaker D: Oh, so you're the. You're the hardly working, not the working hard. [00:15:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. [00:15:53] Speaker B: Was that job you interviewed for holding the stop sign at the thing? Stop. Go. Stop, go. [00:15:57] Speaker A: No, that. [00:16:01] Speaker B: Really proud of doing nothing. Yeah. [00:16:03] Speaker A: No, yeah, but I wouldn't get out of bed for that amount of money. [00:16:10] Speaker C: On that mike. [00:16:11] Speaker A: No. [00:16:11] Speaker C: Brad's in sales and he's very, very good at his job. Yeah, very, very. [00:16:16] Speaker A: He works at JB hi fi. He's selling all these computers. [00:16:21] Speaker D: And I used to do bodyguard security in Perth as a part time geek. [00:16:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:29] Speaker B: Oh, that was part time. Okay. [00:16:30] Speaker A: I've been telling everyone you are a bodyguard. I've like, told him you're like Kevin Costner and I movie Kevin Costner. [00:16:37] Speaker D: I am a bodyguard. Legally. [00:16:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:40] Speaker D: But I don't know if I'd go. [00:16:41] Speaker A: A bullet for you, mate, because now we've got it. We've got a pair of old. Because we can keep it. Now we keep a pair of old jocks. It's a pair of old jocks. A bodyguard and a brewer. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Yeah. It's a skunky undies. [00:16:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:55] Speaker C: Old jocks and a brewer. [00:16:57] Speaker A: Yeah. And it's almost like ours. Triple. [00:17:00] Speaker D: I'll just go fuck myself like old jocks and a brewer. [00:17:03] Speaker A: You're the bodyguard. Old jocks. [00:17:05] Speaker D: Yeah, I know, but Al just goes, old jocks and a brewer. [00:17:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Yeah. That's how much your friendship means to him. Mate. [00:17:14] Speaker D: You told me $50 is $50 in barley Owl. [00:17:22] Speaker C: I miss those days when we shared a room. [00:17:26] Speaker A: Jesus. [00:17:27] Speaker D: Now we're definitely gonna get fucking no award. [00:17:31] Speaker B: I'm just. I'm just crossing off my other joke I was gonna tell you guys tonight. I think it's definitely absurd. [00:17:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I suppose at this stage. [00:17:45] Speaker C: I better explain my music choices. [00:17:48] Speaker A: Yeah, well, we're streaming. I have. I forgot to hit the record button. So we're streaming. So hopefully the stream doesn't drop out, otherwise we're screwed. Yeah, so I was gonna say I haven't had no idea how long we've been going for, but now. [00:18:06] Speaker C: 22 minutes. [00:18:08] Speaker A: Well, that's all right then. We've got eight minutes. Yes. I explain you. Well, are we gonna guess your music selection or we go? [00:18:14] Speaker C: You're not gonna be able to guess. [00:18:15] Speaker B: Not gonna guess it. [00:18:16] Speaker A: Well, give us a chance. Give us. Give us a couple of songs. [00:18:20] Speaker B: Let. Give us the first song. Give us the first song and then let us have a go and then you can tell us. Yeah, go. Give us a guy. I live for something every week, please. [00:18:30] Speaker A: All right. [00:18:31] Speaker D: Um, yeah, my misses dispute, mate, there's no podcast last night. She loves Mondays on her own, which. [00:18:36] Speaker A: Has got Tuesday on her own now. [00:18:38] Speaker D: Yeah, but she says if there's nothing on tv Monday, I love watching my shows. Because you don't like it. [00:18:42] Speaker A: Yeah, well, she can go get a cheap pizza Tuesday night. [00:18:48] Speaker B: She can go buy a jumper. It's cold. [00:18:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:54] Speaker B: Oh, Ramshong. Well, though. [00:18:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:57] Speaker B: Hello. [00:18:59] Speaker A: Just let me know if you can hear it. All right. [00:19:01] Speaker C: These guys, they're like kiss by 500%. Their shows are. [00:19:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:13] Speaker A: And the flashing lights just amaze. [00:19:16] Speaker C: And I didn't get to see him when they came here. [00:19:19] Speaker A: Yep. Did they come to Perth? Yeah, they've been. Oh, yeah. So I know what it is already. I've got it. It's Eurovision songs. [00:19:35] Speaker C: This one in Europe isn't here. [00:19:37] Speaker B: Right. [00:19:38] Speaker A: Well, they didn't have a band like this in Eurovision a couple years back. That one. [00:19:44] Speaker B: There was, wasn't there? That was quite. [00:19:45] Speaker C: Check out this guy presence. The lead singer. Used to be their drama, but just check out his statements. And they only sing in German because people all around the world, they don't give a shit that they sing in German. They go and see it. [00:20:00] Speaker D: Yeah, his name is german. Don't give a shit if they sing in English. [00:20:05] Speaker A: And on Pornhub, half of it's in German. So it doesn't matter. It's a universal language. [00:20:12] Speaker B: The song's called Duhasthe, which means I brought you flowers. Nobody knows that, like, you know. Cause they're just singing in German, so it sounds so hardcore. But. Yeah. Cause I. So he says do haas. And then I think it's. Which is I bought you flowers. And also this box of chocolates. It's steak and blowjob date. [00:20:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:33] Speaker B: It's a love song. Yep. It's a love song. It's a love song for the age. [00:20:37] Speaker D: His wife's clearly germane. [00:20:39] Speaker A: Yeah, clearly. Yeah. She could be, you know, rivarian or something. [00:20:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Or Austria. Austrian. [00:20:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:51] Speaker B: Do you know what? I want to wait for the second song before I have a guess. Yeah, I need to. I need to see something else before I have a thread. [00:20:57] Speaker A: Well, if it's super fun German. Yeah. These aren't, like, anthems for World War three or anything. [00:21:07] Speaker C: No, it's when I tell you. Okay, now I get why we're never gonna get this. [00:21:14] Speaker A: Nothing new. The hairstyles or anything. [00:21:15] Speaker B: No, it's gonna be something dumb, like they're all using rolling fucking microphones or something. [00:21:21] Speaker A: No, it's gonna be like something. I had a dream of these songs or something back in 74. [00:21:29] Speaker C: Explain battle. Go. [00:21:31] Speaker B: Ah, yes. Yeah, I don't even. [00:21:34] Speaker D: I've never even seen this song and I'm supposed to go, ah, now I get it. [00:21:37] Speaker A: Yeah, now. Yep. [00:21:41] Speaker D: Go for it. [00:21:41] Speaker C: All right. Can I give you a hint? It's how I came into this song. [00:21:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:47] Speaker C: How I came to loving watching this. This band. [00:21:52] Speaker B: German Scheitzer porn. [00:21:54] Speaker A: Yeah, this was going. That's good. That's good. Yeah. That's part that's fun. Hooten. [00:22:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:02] Speaker A: He was the hooten. Grousen. $20 is $20. Um, I'll tell you. Hey, everyone's got a price. Just because mine's $6.80 doesn't mean it's the. Yeah, you're on four. Brad, you're on two. I'm on one, and Michael, you're on two. We got none last week. [00:22:35] Speaker B: Two for the same song. [00:22:36] Speaker A: None for the same song. None. Nothing. [00:22:40] Speaker B: Nobody cares about songs about the weather. [00:22:42] Speaker A: We got. We got a. We got a warning. We've got a warning saying it's banned in some area. So if it's banned in Belarus, in Russia, I don't count it as a. As a. As a hit, because it's. It's not really. We can still. Yeah. It hasn't affected their play, so we can. It went live straight away, and it's been there ever since. So it's not just someone in Russia couldn't see it. [00:23:07] Speaker C: Can I actually say that was a good last week? [00:23:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:12] Speaker B: Yeah, that was super fun. [00:23:16] Speaker A: But what we're going to do, we're going to follow up on the actual promises of reaching out to Michael and saying, let's organize some proper shit, because, again, we're a week behind Michael's under the stress. [00:23:29] Speaker C: By the way, guys, it's coming up to my pee break. [00:23:32] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Do you want to go for it now? [00:23:39] Speaker C: I'll put up. [00:23:40] Speaker D: Yeah, you actually need to go. [00:23:42] Speaker A: Do you need to go? [00:23:47] Speaker C: I'm out of beer. [00:23:50] Speaker B: I thought it's why you're on the couch, because you had the little thing. [00:24:00] Speaker A: I've got down the bottom. I've got down the bottom. Brought to you by. We need to be able to update that and put a little brought to you by the power hours, pal. Hours. Power peabreak. Should be. We should be able to put another logo in there. Oh, Michael's once disappeared was my. Oh, I know why. [00:24:17] Speaker D: See he's got his bathroom now. That's planning. [00:24:20] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:24:22] Speaker D: You know, you just reach over. [00:24:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I was gonna sit in the. I was gonna sit in the, like the study tonight and then I went. [00:24:29] Speaker A: Yep. [00:24:30] Speaker B: Because I felt bad. I think this background is nicer. [00:24:36] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's it. [00:24:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:41] Speaker A: Is it really, bruh? I thought it was like ryobi tools and it in the background there is. [00:24:45] Speaker B: It's sort of my. My bar section and then this. Yeah. Have all my ryobi tools and like that for all my little handy jobs around the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the closest I got to a man cave when we built the house. So I wanted like one of the, you know, you can either have one or two. I want to be able to put up some sort of little shed or have one of those garages where you got the third garage. So that would basically be my spade, but we just couldn't have pull it off. So. Yeah, so this is my. So I don't park my car in the carport. I leave it out the front and just have half of the carport is mine. Yeah. [00:25:20] Speaker A: Well you must live in a safe area. [00:25:22] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's pretty. It's very. It's very safe. Very nice. [00:25:25] Speaker A: Yeah, not. Not where we are. Yeah, we got a lock. [00:25:29] Speaker B: Not like Queensland. [00:25:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it's Queensland. Queensland. Queensland. [00:25:36] Speaker D: I said to my mate today, mate, you make sure you and the kids are fucking in your apartment, mate. By 07:00. This is the highest primary country. [00:25:43] Speaker A: Yeah, street lights are on. Gotta get home. [00:25:45] Speaker B: What's. What suburb do you live in, Brad, if you don't mind giving that information away on the curfew. [00:25:49] Speaker A: It lives in curfew. [00:25:51] Speaker B: I think. I know North Lake. Yes, I know. [00:25:58] Speaker D: Not in Wa. Yeah, but Queensland. [00:26:01] Speaker B: Yeah, no, no, no, north. North Lake, Queensland. Yeah. Um. [00:26:03] Speaker A: What's. [00:26:04] Speaker B: What's. What's say, a local pub for you. I think I might know the area. [00:26:08] Speaker D: Ah, the North Lakes tavern. Mango Hill tavern. [00:26:11] Speaker B: Yep. North. Yeah, that's right. North Lakes tavern with a bottle drive through bottle shop attached. [00:26:15] Speaker D: Yes, yes, yes. [00:26:17] Speaker B: Yeah, I used to sell beer to them. Yeah. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:22] Speaker C: Anyway, guys, I'm back. I told you, I like a lot of head. And as we said, $50 is $50. [00:26:30] Speaker A: Yep. [00:26:32] Speaker D: Well, you know what? I'm disappointed, Al. I thought you of all people would have gone, here's my beer mug, here's my stubby or can, and then did the pour in front of us on air. [00:26:42] Speaker A: Yep. What I'm just pointing out, when we first started doing this. Yeah, when we first started doing this. Right. Um, Al was very cautious of what he said in case his daughter heard it. And now he's just, like, loose as Stormy Daniels. [00:26:58] Speaker C: Lucy Goosey 20 one's in a couple of months, so. Yeah, she can't handle it. She can't handle. No, she'll be fine. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:11] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:27:13] Speaker A: They're probably out doing worse than what we used to get up to. [00:27:16] Speaker B: Hey, you know what I love tonight, Al? Your jumper. I've never known anyone to buy a jumper based life because they support the movie twins. We done? What's the name? Schwarzenegger. And that's amazing. I didn't even know they made merch for that. [00:27:32] Speaker C: Oh, they did. Yeah. And it's actually good quality. [00:27:36] Speaker B: And good and good quality. [00:27:38] Speaker D: He's half the half the size of Schwarzenegger and twice as high as DeVito, so he's fucked either way. [00:27:46] Speaker A: Talking about good merch. Talking about good merch, guess what I made on the other on the weekend? [00:27:51] Speaker B: What's that? [00:27:53] Speaker A: Oh, I made a cushion. Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna make a pair of old jocks cushioned. We're gonna have one with a pair of old jocks on it. [00:28:11] Speaker B: When we envisages from old jocks, all. [00:28:16] Speaker C: We need now is Mike to brew a beer made from old jocks. [00:28:20] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's how I filter. [00:28:23] Speaker D: Don't send that over. [00:28:25] Speaker B: That's how I filter. I just get old jocks and put it over the filter. [00:28:28] Speaker A: That's how he gets the creamy taste. [00:28:32] Speaker B: Have you ever had a cheesy ipa? Yeah, we're definitely getting kicked out of Asia. Did you spit on the keyboard? [00:28:54] Speaker A: I don't spit. I don't spit. [00:28:56] Speaker B: I don't spit. You could be a beer judge, but that addict. [00:29:03] Speaker A: We're gonna go song number two before I die, so here we go. [00:29:08] Speaker B: I can't wait to see. [00:29:09] Speaker A: I've gotta put some volume. [00:29:11] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:29:11] Speaker A: What's up there? From polar extremes. It's crazy. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Mmm. [00:29:21] Speaker D: Fuck me. [00:29:22] Speaker B: I don't think I've ever seen or heard this. [00:29:26] Speaker C: Ah, you're getting close, Mike. You're getting close. [00:29:29] Speaker A: Oh, he lost his virginity to these songs. Well, he almost lost his virginity to these songs until he put them on and the chick went, what the fucking left? [00:29:39] Speaker B: Hang on. German Amish. [00:29:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:47] Speaker B: I'll tell you what. [00:29:48] Speaker A: What's the title of the song? [00:29:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:59] Speaker B: I'd fucking love to see your Google search list day. [00:30:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:12] Speaker D: I reckon all of each band has the same clothing, attire. [00:30:20] Speaker A: That's got something to do with our. [00:30:22] Speaker D: Don't fucking laugh at me. That's the shit you've come out with now. [00:30:25] Speaker A: Something to do with ours. Love life. I think he's. I think his boyfriend loves these songs. [00:30:32] Speaker C: Wow. I've never seen this before. [00:30:36] Speaker B: Okay, so not seeing it. [00:30:38] Speaker D: Is that what. Is that what the theme is? [00:30:40] Speaker B: Are they all video clips you'd never actually see? [00:30:45] Speaker C: Ah, yes, of course. [00:30:48] Speaker A: That's where that $50 went. [00:30:50] Speaker D: Jesus, I don't remember that nightmare. [00:30:55] Speaker A: Must have been a good night. [00:30:59] Speaker B: So he can propose. You propose it again for $20 now? [00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:05] Speaker C: What's the next film clip? Is it. Is it the live one? [00:31:10] Speaker A: Thunderstruck, I think. Thunderstruck. [00:31:12] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. But the last film clip. You guys are gonna fucking laugh. [00:31:16] Speaker D: Oh, but you know what I reckon it is? I reckon this is his thing of saying. I am not going to get a fine. [00:31:27] Speaker A: He's not going to get any sex with him either. Yeah. [00:31:33] Speaker D: Mike, fucking tally won't add up now, will it? Because you're not going to get any me. [00:31:37] Speaker A: How you feeling tonight, Lalithe? [00:31:45] Speaker B: Hang on. Was there a band? [00:31:51] Speaker A: I don't know. I'm like, oh, fuck me. [00:31:54] Speaker D: I can't. [00:31:57] Speaker C: Before I explain. [00:31:58] Speaker A: No, we'll keep going. We'll keep going. [00:32:00] Speaker B: Blood squirt. [00:32:01] Speaker A: I don't know. But when he sent through the songs, he's waiting. The Pokemon, the squirrel. [00:32:09] Speaker B: German squirters. Amy. Amish. Amish squirters. I can't wait to see the next. Oh, are they okay? All right. All countries you've never visited. Is that what it is? [00:32:29] Speaker C: Paul got me to sing through a fifth song. The fifth song's got nothing to do with this. But I will explain what the fifth song? [00:32:36] Speaker A: Because he only sent through four songs. He said we only do four songs. Don't we know five? Yeah. Yeah. Can you? I can imagine at work he's on the phone talking to a client. And just what was it? [00:33:00] Speaker C: I've moved beyond that. I don't talk to the men. [00:33:03] Speaker A: Puts on the phone. Oh, he's on hands free. [00:33:16] Speaker D: Song now. [00:33:18] Speaker B: All right. [00:33:26] Speaker C: You guys are going to love this. [00:33:28] Speaker A: They're all named after ex rugby league teams. [00:33:39] Speaker B: It's banjos. [00:33:40] Speaker D: They all have the banjo. [00:33:44] Speaker C: Did reinstate. [00:33:45] Speaker D: There's a banjo. [00:33:47] Speaker B: I reckon there was a fucking banjo in there somewhere. [00:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll have to throw covers. Draw cover. [00:33:55] Speaker B: They all had an average amount of teeth. [00:34:00] Speaker D: Collingwood supporters, they. [00:34:04] Speaker A: Don'T have $20 amongst them. [00:34:22] Speaker B: This is pretty sick. [00:34:24] Speaker A: Yeah. This is music that Michael's gonna start brewing. To yee. [00:34:32] Speaker C: Horror. Here we go. Ready? [00:34:41] Speaker D: Oh, go, Pauldin. [00:34:48] Speaker B: I gotta get me some suspenders. [00:35:03] Speaker D: Get it off. [00:35:03] Speaker A: Take it off. I'm at night. [00:35:29] Speaker B: This has got something to do with ejaculation. So we had Duharst, which must be German for ejaculate. Then we had squirters in the canadian dudes. And these guys used. Can I come again? I think I've nailed it. Is the next song got P. Diddy in it or that other. [00:35:46] Speaker C: No. [00:35:47] Speaker B: R. Kelly. R. Kelly. [00:35:49] Speaker A: R. Kelly. [00:35:52] Speaker C: And seriously, mark along that theme on the next film clip. I think you will. [00:35:59] Speaker B: I'm excited. This is Cooper. [00:36:01] Speaker A: I don't know what the next song is. I'm gonna be thinking. [00:36:06] Speaker C: You know, seriously, the next is hot. [00:36:10] Speaker A: Well, I wouldn't go that Linda Carlisle hot. No. Billy idols hot. Then you said the live version. [00:36:25] Speaker C: Yeah, the live version with somebody else. [00:36:28] Speaker A: Oh. [00:36:30] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, no. [00:36:32] Speaker A: Oh, Al's froze. [00:36:33] Speaker B: Al froze. Oh, no. There, he's back. [00:36:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he's back. He's back. [00:36:36] Speaker D: See? [00:36:37] Speaker B: No, he's gonna. He's gonna google more merch from a different Schwarzenegger movement. [00:36:47] Speaker A: Yeah. I'll be back. [00:36:51] Speaker B: Have you got kindergarten cop? You can get that hat. Maybe narutuma. [00:37:09] Speaker A: Judges. What? [00:37:10] Speaker B: I also like the Minnesota twins too. [00:37:12] Speaker A: Yeah? Yeah. All right. How much does it go? I think it's finished. [00:37:18] Speaker D: Just. [00:37:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, there's a song, mate, trust me. No. There you go. [00:37:26] Speaker B: I don't think the world knows that half these songs exist, so I think we're good. [00:37:29] Speaker A: I don't know how Al found. They're all songs that he found on the dark web. [00:37:39] Speaker B: Oh, it's just about to say dark web. Yeah, now that. Yeah, he was looking for something a little different. [00:37:44] Speaker A: They're not all from that. What? [00:37:49] Speaker B: No, no. [00:37:50] Speaker C: But speaking of the dark web, let's go for the tangent. I mean, seriously, so we all know the dark web exist up on the news. [00:37:57] Speaker A: And it's not that dark. [00:37:59] Speaker C: So how do you get to the dark web? Do you just google? [00:38:03] Speaker A: Oh, no, no, you got to get work. No, you've got to download the Tor network. [00:38:09] Speaker C: Yeah, you need the Tor network, and. [00:38:10] Speaker A: Then you can't use any other. You can't use any other, any other browser. While using the Tor browser, you go in that way. I'm sorry. [00:38:26] Speaker B: I'm sorry, you guys. [00:38:29] Speaker A: But, yeah, me and Brad were like. [00:38:32] Speaker B: We'Ve never tried to order a woman from fucking Russia, so we're not sure where to go. [00:38:40] Speaker C: Let me tell you. [00:38:46] Speaker A: You don't want to go to Russia. You want to go to Ukraine. [00:38:50] Speaker B: I'm not picky. I just. [00:38:52] Speaker A: I just. [00:38:54] Speaker C: No, I was so upset when Russia invaded Ukraine. It's like, don't you dare hurt my ukrainian girls. They are gorgeous. [00:39:03] Speaker A: They all are. Doesn't matter where they're from. I have to. [00:39:07] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:39:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got it. I just thought of a weird story to tell you when we're just giggling. [00:39:16] Speaker D: And back then. [00:39:17] Speaker A: Oh, my nose is all tickling. Have you ever gone to a sidekick? [00:39:22] Speaker B: No, I'm scared of. [00:39:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I went to a psychic. [00:39:27] Speaker B: Yeah. I said sidekick. [00:39:29] Speaker A: No, psychic. I went to psychic. [00:39:30] Speaker B: Robin. [00:39:31] Speaker A: No, but she actually, when she told me all the stuff, she was accurate on different bits and pieces, except for one thing. She said I was gonna have four kids, right? So I've got you fucking lucky. [00:39:43] Speaker D: She was wrong. [00:39:44] Speaker A: She. I don't know. She was right on all this other stuff. She was like, she got all this other stuff, bang, bang, bang, bang. And she picked stuff, like, years down the track, and she was accurate to. Not to a tea, you know, she was spot on. Except for she said, four kids. I'm gonna have four kids, but I've only got three. So I live in fear now that someone's gonna come knocking on my door and say, just go get your balls cut. I was, too. Years ago. I had it. I had this operation years ago. Had this nip. Easy. [00:40:15] Speaker B: Well, you're not going to get anyone pregnant with that attitude. [00:40:17] Speaker A: Paul could already have. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have. I'm gonna walk. Come home one day, there's gonna be a sign on the door saying, you owe me so much in child support. And I'll be like, yeah, I'm scared of psychics. [00:40:29] Speaker B: I won't do it. [00:40:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Especially when they tell, you're gonna have four kids and you've got three that, you know. [00:40:34] Speaker B: Yeah, my wife will do. She likes going to those readers and stuff. I went to one once. Withered, like, just a purely, like. [00:40:40] Speaker A: And, yeah. [00:40:41] Speaker B: And I said, listen, we just rocked up. And the woman says, I wasn't expecting. I said, see, she's fucked. I don't believe in it. I'm out of here. [00:40:49] Speaker A: She should have known. She should have known. Yeah. [00:40:54] Speaker C: Remember the old school days on the notice boards outside of shops and people put up a notice board. Yeah, I'll clean your car and whatever. Those little tear offs. And I used to, I was horrible because it, like, I'm a psychic. They tear off my phone up. You know, I'm a psychic. I'll do a reading for you. And I'd get a pen out and go, no, you're not. [00:41:20] Speaker A: But they knew you. They knew that was going to happen. [00:41:25] Speaker B: Hey, here's some food for thought. Here's some food for thought. Do you reckon a psychic ever does their own, like, what if they sit there and go, oh, fuck me, I'll be dead next week. Will they keep taking appointments? Or, like, I wonder if they ever sit there and analyze their own future? [00:41:39] Speaker A: Can they? [00:41:40] Speaker B: Well, I hope so. [00:41:43] Speaker C: Michael, Michael, come in close. Come in close. [00:41:47] Speaker A: Not too close. He'll kiss you. [00:41:48] Speaker C: They're not real. They're not. They can't see the point. [00:41:55] Speaker A: Okay, but they can see your child support. [00:42:04] Speaker B: No, no. Yeah, no, I'm just. I don't want to. I think psychics, for me, come down in terms of, like, would you go to a psychic for me? They come down to the point of, like, um, when we were having the kids, did I want to know whether I was having a boy? Yeah, I hundred percent wanted to know. Yeah. But, but I think. But I also, when it comes to everything else, I don't want to know the future. I don't want someone to go to me, oh, this is gonna happen. Or, you know what I mean? I'll give you an indication. Like you said, I. You're like, well, you got three out of four. And they go, is she shit out of door? Is there a fourth one somewhere? I just. I don't want to know. I would. I'd rather be surprised. Yeah. You know what I mean? [00:42:39] Speaker A: Anyway, anyway, I just wanted to let you know, I'm worried that I'm knocking. [00:42:43] Speaker B: My door, so $20 is $20. [00:42:49] Speaker D: We can all help you out. We're in the asian awards. [00:42:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Anyway, song number four. Let's get number four because, um, we're big in Asia. [00:43:00] Speaker B: That'd be. [00:43:01] Speaker A: Yeah, we could be like the backstreet boys or NSYNC. In Asia but they're the podcast height. [00:43:07] Speaker C: Wise. [00:43:09] Speaker B: We might be old. [00:43:11] Speaker A: I'm only short. I'm only 174. [00:43:15] Speaker B: Yeah, me too. [00:43:16] Speaker D: Al, you and I have some pretty good karaoke. Smart. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:23] Speaker B: In little Chinatown. [00:43:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:25] Speaker D: Yeah, I've been the good backup local. [00:43:33] Speaker B: I'm a big fan of doing the, um, I'm a big fan of singing hey Jude, but I just do the na na na section. [00:43:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I think everyone does that bit. [00:43:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:45] Speaker A: Okay, I better turn the volume up. [00:43:50] Speaker C: Oh, you need the volume. [00:43:51] Speaker B: Is it Miley? [00:43:52] Speaker A: Yes. Miley. [00:43:55] Speaker D: Miley and Billy. [00:43:56] Speaker C: Miley and Billy idol. [00:43:59] Speaker A: This is why she broke up with. [00:44:01] Speaker B: So your, your thread is shit nobody ever needed. [00:44:17] Speaker A: Al hit on a stripper and he went there, took a flowers and chocolates trying to get romantic and he got knocked back. Either that or he, this is what he became a man to. [00:44:35] Speaker B: I still think it's about ejaculation. [00:44:36] Speaker A: It is. It's about. Yes. When he lost his cherry and he. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Didn'T have to go to Pornhub to find it. He just went. [00:44:44] Speaker A: It was to a stripper. He did it. He paid a stripper, but no one else. You would never have cried that. You probably would like go, get off. Huh? [00:45:01] Speaker C: Bread you go. Ah, yes, I get this. [00:45:07] Speaker A: Man. [00:45:07] Speaker D: If I have a body like that when I'm 75, mate, I will have a hard on. [00:45:11] Speaker A: What? Fake food? [00:45:12] Speaker B: That's what I was just about to say. I was gonna say if I got a body like that. I forgot to tell you guys, I was transitioning. [00:45:27] Speaker A: I was transitioning to a rock star. Not a very good one, but I'm a rock star. [00:45:34] Speaker B: I wanted to be hot and singing wicked songs. There was a lot of leather across the different. [00:45:43] Speaker A: Yeah, well, something to do with leather. It would have had Stevie Nick's leather. [00:45:47] Speaker D: There's no leather in the backyard. Boys make from finnish. They all had fucking big. [00:45:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:03] Speaker B: No, I've literally never seen. I think I was on to it. Like I'm never, I didn't even know Miley Cyrus did this with. [00:46:11] Speaker A: I didn't. [00:46:12] Speaker B: It's a canadian, it's canadian television. Yeah, it's canadian television or something. [00:46:20] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:46:23] Speaker B: I heart rate. [00:46:23] Speaker A: I hate it when they start talking in the middle of a song. Just singhenne. [00:46:29] Speaker B: Just play the hit. [00:46:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:33] Speaker D: Hard radio. Yeah. [00:46:34] Speaker A: This song goes for about 35 minutes, so. [00:46:37] Speaker B: Oh God. [00:46:37] Speaker C: Did you actually see it? Glastonbury. [00:46:42] Speaker A: Yeah. You made me get a video of that the other week. A couple weeks ago we watched a New Yorkie. Yeah. [00:46:54] Speaker C: They brought him up on stage and. Yeah. Gladsome ferry, they brought him up. [00:46:58] Speaker A: So it's like, yeah, let's get rid of this. It's a good song. [00:47:06] Speaker C: Okay, so we have this game when we're all drinking together, when there's a whole heap of visits. We just call it the YouTube game. [00:47:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:16] Speaker C: And there are certain rules to it. So you can't. You get a phone, you cast, usually my phone, you cast to the tv and you go to YouTube, you put on the song and. And you're all sitting there and you take turns putting on a song. However, the rules are, the strictest rule is you cannot search for and put a song in queue until the song, the person next to you whose song is just stuck until their song has started, you can't put your song in. Yeah, the other rule. The other rule is you can't. You don't play mainstream. You either have to play something and go, I really like this. And I think you guys will like it as well. Here's my song. Or you play some old, obscure mainstream song that was like, from a one hit wonder where people go, ah, I remember this song. [00:48:13] Speaker A: Brett's got it. He's gone. [00:48:16] Speaker C: And all those songs are all songs I've picked up from playing the YouTube game. Somebody else has put them. [00:48:28] Speaker A: How the fuck are we supposed to know? [00:48:29] Speaker C: That. [00:48:38] Speaker A: Game was like, brad still doesn't know what's going. [00:48:43] Speaker D: I put don't change and ice house and shit like that. [00:48:48] Speaker C: No, whenever we played it, Brad, you've tried your hardest to find something. [00:48:53] Speaker A: The people go, wow, the wiggles. [00:48:59] Speaker C: They often find the YouTube game where I've gone, wow, I really like that. [00:49:03] Speaker A: Well, my gin just run out, so I'm going to. [00:49:07] Speaker D: I'm going to. [00:49:08] Speaker C: Michael, you were very, very, very close when you. [00:49:11] Speaker B: When you say, when you like. [00:49:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:15] Speaker B: No, but I think he means like that you found things that you just didn't know sort of existed. [00:49:24] Speaker A: It was more like you were close. That you're in the same stratosphere. [00:49:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I was just on the same planet as our. [00:49:32] Speaker D: Yeah, Paul, you would remember his last one, Al's last one, it was. [00:49:37] Speaker B: But the ejaculation theme was better. [00:49:42] Speaker A: They are great video clips. [00:49:44] Speaker D: Great film clips. Well, fuck me. [00:49:46] Speaker A: Although great for you, but I couldn't. [00:49:48] Speaker D: Give two fine parts. [00:49:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:50] Speaker B: I can't wait to do this again. [00:49:52] Speaker D: You're out there. You're out there, mate. [00:49:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:55] Speaker D: I love you. [00:49:57] Speaker A: We need it. We need a brand. We haven't had a. Brandon. How's Brandon going? Because he's what we keep saying. We're gonna get Brandon in to say, come and say hello. How's he going? Because he can. We got a space in the middle. We can. [00:50:07] Speaker D: Yep. [00:50:07] Speaker C: Yep. [00:50:07] Speaker D: I'm seeing Brandon next Friday night, so. Not this week, the following. Yeah, I'm staying at his joint for tonight, so I will suss everything out, and hopefully we'll have him on air Monday. We will see how things go. [00:50:18] Speaker A: Sweet. Cool, cool. [00:50:20] Speaker D: I'll put on the sauce. [00:50:22] Speaker A: We're gonna have to do song number five because we're getting close to an hour. Probably weighs pants. [00:50:27] Speaker B: We are. Yeah. [00:50:28] Speaker C: This song has got nothing to do with the other ones. Yeah, basically this song came up on my feed when I was. Because I do the YouTube rabbit hole, and it came up and the band I was in, we used to do this song and we did it really, really well. And I actually. It's a poppy synth song, but I actually really like it live. [00:50:50] Speaker A: I want to play the challenge card. If I had a challenge card, I'd go a challenge. Because the band only ever had one hit. [00:50:58] Speaker D: Oh, one hit wonder three. [00:51:01] Speaker A: No. They ever even in the wedding singer, they say they only ever had one hit, but they're touring. Still touring on one song that only was famous from the wedding singer because before that, everyone would have forgotten about it. [00:51:18] Speaker C: Flock of Seagulls had three songs. Look it up. [00:51:21] Speaker A: Okay. All right. Let's put it on. [00:51:22] Speaker C: This was one of their more obscure ones. I love doing this live. Absolutely love doing this live. And we really did it well. [00:51:30] Speaker A: Do it. Do it now then. Start. Start it off. Start us off. [00:51:33] Speaker B: Do some mouth guitar for us. And mouth, you play. [00:51:37] Speaker C: I'm going to loop. [00:51:42] Speaker A: Here we go. It's the hair. It's the hair. See? Look at the hair. You've got it right over here. God, you've got to admire the hair, otherwise you're gonna end up. Get to this stage just for our, um. [00:52:03] Speaker B: This is actually Rocca seagars. [00:52:07] Speaker A: Yeah. You can tell it says Rocca seagulls because the guy's hair the way he does his hair. [00:52:12] Speaker D: Okay, so you've got Iran. [00:52:15] Speaker A: Yep. Iran. [00:52:17] Speaker D: And. [00:52:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Think. [00:52:18] Speaker A: And have you been. This is space age love song or something? [00:52:24] Speaker B: I might be right. They might have created three songs, but they clearly. [00:52:27] Speaker A: That was halfway through. That's why I don't think. [00:52:30] Speaker D: I think ours a little bit. [00:52:32] Speaker A: I'm gonna have to restart. Except song was only halfway. That song was halfway through. [00:52:37] Speaker D: The game, so. Yeah, I think he's a little bit out. But anyway, tonight. [00:52:42] Speaker C: Jennifer. Jennifer Connelly. [00:52:44] Speaker A: Yeah, we missed. We. I mucked up this is the song. This is the fluffy seagulls. When I press play, I didn't realize it was halfway through the song. So this is. Yeah, it's the song that I know. [00:53:04] Speaker D: I can remember the haircut from the guy in the airport in the movie. [00:53:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I like the sound of this song. [00:53:13] Speaker C: Oh, and we did an awesome version of this. I love doing this song. I mean, it was a pop sing song, but I love doing it. [00:53:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I like it. [00:53:26] Speaker D: Could you not at least put in fucking Iran? But at least we all know that song. [00:53:30] Speaker A: Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, whatever. [00:53:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Is it. [00:53:43] Speaker D: Jesus, mate. Al, you and I, next year, you and I need to talk some serious shit. [00:53:51] Speaker B: Although you take your hat off. How you did the hair. Oh, geez. Geeze. [00:54:05] Speaker D: That's why you got fuck all now. [00:54:14] Speaker B: I mean, each to their own. But that's a fucking shit haircut. [00:54:22] Speaker C: No, Paul, that was never stylish, but I enjoyed doing the song. [00:54:27] Speaker B: I think. I think that's a fringe. I mean, the head down the fringe, different. But stop looking at me. [00:54:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:54:37] Speaker B: I want my cake and I want to eat it, too. [00:54:40] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll turn it off. We'll turn it on. [00:54:44] Speaker D: I don't think you get any. You're not gonna get any fines tonight. No one's gonna even. We're just playing on a clock radio. Yeah, we got fucking nothing tonight. Al's protecting his number two. Yeah, number four, whatever. I don't want to get five, so I'm gonna put in five shits songs. [00:55:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:03] Speaker D: Love you, brother. [00:55:08] Speaker B: I'm just gonna use triple j unearthed on the next. [00:55:12] Speaker A: I was gonna go to Carpenter's greatest hits or some shit like that. [00:55:18] Speaker B: I was gonna download Al's band and just put all those songs in and go, what's the thread? [00:55:23] Speaker A: These are songs that make you eat too soon. Oh, mate. [00:55:33] Speaker D: Al, God love you, mate. I'm just gonna get really scared. Is it our turn? [00:55:37] Speaker B: Those are fantastic. [00:55:40] Speaker A: So you're next week, Brad, do you not? I believe I am. [00:55:44] Speaker C: My stuff's interesting. [00:55:46] Speaker A: Oh, no, it's interesting. [00:55:49] Speaker D: It keeps the crowd roar roaring. Look into my eyes. [00:55:54] Speaker A: I like it because it's different and it's new and it opens up. It gives everyone a different view on what they different. [00:56:04] Speaker C: It's nice. It's good. [00:56:05] Speaker A: I'm still suffering when you told me that zigzag sputnik is Segway. Segway Sputnik. I'm still hurting inside. Yeah. [00:56:15] Speaker D: So what we'll do from now on when it's ours? Turn. We'll go. [00:56:20] Speaker A: Someone's. Someone's got something turned on. [00:56:24] Speaker B: I think it's my fridge. [00:56:25] Speaker A: That's what you think. [00:56:26] Speaker B: Fridge is kicked in. [00:56:27] Speaker A: My fridge is vibrating. [00:56:29] Speaker B: No, I think. I literally think my fridge is kicked in. I can hear the buzzing sound. [00:56:34] Speaker A: It's keeping my meat cold. [00:56:39] Speaker C: Well, $50 is $50. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Just put your head in here. [00:56:48] Speaker A: Just bite down on that. It only hurts once. [00:56:54] Speaker B: You like chicken stuck on this? It's foul. [00:57:06] Speaker A: I'm laughing and sweating so much, I can't see through my glasses. Oh, jeez. [00:57:14] Speaker D: I've got a clean joke, boys. [00:57:15] Speaker A: Oh, don't be silly. [00:57:17] Speaker B: Cool. [00:57:18] Speaker D: I've got a clean joke. [00:57:19] Speaker A: Yep. [00:57:21] Speaker D: Well, it's got a. It's. Well, it depends on how you think. [00:57:27] Speaker A: $20. [00:57:31] Speaker D: You're gonna piss yourself at the end of this, mate, because you're gonna put $20 in front of it. Husband of wife, a young husband of mine, the wife says to the husband, darling, we need. Can you fix the hinges on the door? They're squeaking. And he goes, I'm not a cabinet maker. Okay, honey, can you check the oil in the car because it's leaking. I'm not a mechanic. Get a mechanic. [00:58:06] Speaker A: What's going to come out? [00:58:07] Speaker D: Can you fix the leg? Can you. Can you fix the leak in the fridge? Fridge is leaking. I'm not a refrigerator repairman. Goes to work on Monday, comes home, and the wife says, I've got all those things fixed for you for the next door neighbour. Oh, what did he charge you? Well, it's either have sex or bake a cake. What flavor did you bake? I'm not a baker. [00:58:37] Speaker A: No, I'm serious about quite. [00:58:44] Speaker B: I got one for you boys. I saw one of those little competitions where, like, a little kids tell a joke. [00:58:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:50] Speaker B: This little kid was on a thing, and he says, oh, a vegan and a vegetarian are standing on a cliff, and they decide to jump off to see who would get to the bottom first. Who wins society. [00:59:06] Speaker A: Oh, no, sorry. [00:59:12] Speaker B: Asia's out. Vegans and the vegetarians are out. [00:59:18] Speaker C: Liberal society. [00:59:20] Speaker A: Yeah, we're gonna have to have our own awards ceremony before we. Before we wind up what's happening. Four weeks. Four weeks. We've got the conference. [00:59:30] Speaker B: Mm hmm. [00:59:31] Speaker A: Tell us. Tell us more about the conference. [00:59:34] Speaker B: So, yes, the conference will be at Scarborough rendezvous. It's industry focused event, which will have talks on everything from how to run your business or, you know, different things, trends in beer and brewing, stuff like that. About 400 people, roughly, maybe a little bit more, from across Western Australia. And Australia will come into it. We'll have. There'll actually be some awards that evening, straight after the conference run by the independent Brewers association called the Indies. So they'll be on. So, yeah, so we'll be at Scarborough and chipping away and yeah, it should be a good day. If you guys want to come down, you're more than welcome to be my guests. Hang out and if you want to do anything, we'll have. We're going to do some recording and things we've never. We've tried to record talks and things in the past and not that they haven't worked, but trying to. We're a volunteer association trying to get it all put onto, you know, a platform and shared out. Is it a lot? But we can get it all recorded. [01:00:35] Speaker A: We got stuff here that we can. I've got a lovely little camera to cinema style camera. I'm still learning how to use it. That's what I take, because when I do the. Go to the gigs and do with the photography, I'm not allowed to shoot video, but my camera is a movie camera. It's a blackmagic design cinema. Cinema camera. [01:01:00] Speaker B: And I don't know what any of that means. [01:01:02] Speaker A: Oh, it's not like your normal people shoot movies on it and it's only a basic one, it's only bottom, like an entry level. [01:01:12] Speaker B: Is that what they told you when you bought it? [01:01:14] Speaker A: No, no. [01:01:18] Speaker B: For the dark web. [01:01:22] Speaker A: Yeah, we take that. So I go film everything in video and then extract the pictures afterwards and then. Because then I can color correct it all in the apps. Yeah. You get these photographers. Photographers turn up and they got the big lenses and the cameras go and they're like looking down at the camera. I'm just walking around going, recording it all. It's like. Yeah, and I can extract it. So I'll bring that with us. I'll bring that. I'll bring. I can bring that along. Yeah, yeah. [01:01:49] Speaker D: Are we gonna do it? Are we gonna do a show from there? And then I can log in from over here and be part of it or just tell me to fuck off and you can do your own thing. [01:01:57] Speaker A: We can do. [01:01:59] Speaker B: We can figure out. [01:02:02] Speaker C: Is that place still standing? [01:02:04] Speaker A: It's on a bit of a lean. It's. It's. They didn't. They didn't jump. They fell, because it's not a lean, it's a leaning tower of Scarborough. They just slid. Sinking in the Sandhennead. [01:02:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:23] Speaker C: Let's have a chat and think about tower of pizza. But yeah, we can have a. Yeah, yeah. [01:02:30] Speaker B: Yeah, like, just trying to figure out how we can fit it in so it makes sense. And if you guys come along, this. It's worth your time and everything, so. Yeah. [01:02:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:38] Speaker B: It should be fun, though. But no matter what, you're. You're. You're welcome as my guests today. [01:02:43] Speaker A: Whatever. [01:02:44] Speaker B: Great. [01:02:44] Speaker A: Whatever we can to promote wa brews. Drink less. [01:02:50] Speaker B: Yeah, please. I'll see if we can get Danny DeVito in and stuff. [01:02:54] Speaker A: No. Well, find you some. [01:02:58] Speaker C: Put some makeup on him. [01:02:59] Speaker A: Don't believe it. I can make some cushions with drink, Wes, drink west. Drink. Best on it. [01:03:05] Speaker B: Yeah, so when Brad walks in to the room, we can play and. What? [01:03:22] Speaker A: Wrong video, wrong movie. Let it go. [01:03:29] Speaker C: I'm gonna call it a night. [01:03:31] Speaker A: All right, let me. [01:03:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I gotta go wee, wee, weeze. [01:03:33] Speaker C: I have a house mate. [01:03:34] Speaker A: All right, let me. Let me do this. Good night, everyone. Al, you gonna say your words? [01:03:38] Speaker D: Good night. [01:03:40] Speaker A: Say your words, Al. [01:03:41] Speaker C: Good night, Australia.