Episode Transcript
[00:00:17] Speaker A: Hey, gentlemen, how we going?
[00:00:19] Speaker B: Good evening.
[00:00:20] Speaker A: Here we are, another one.
[00:00:22] Speaker B: Sunny Queensland. Good evening. What do you got there?
[00:00:25] Speaker A: That's. He's touched me bed.
[00:00:27] Speaker C: It's a tube.
[00:00:29] Speaker B: It's a tf ten.
[00:00:33] Speaker C: Tell me where Paul touched you.
[00:00:40] Speaker B: This is why it's not scripted.
[00:00:44] Speaker A: And not endorsed by anyone either. This one.
[00:00:48] Speaker B: Paul, I love the shirt, mate.
[00:00:49] Speaker A: I know.
I've made one up. It's got a little bit of a blunder on it. So this is the first trial. Error one. Trial and error. So it's looking good. Yeah.
[00:00:58] Speaker B: Hang on, boys.
[00:00:59] Speaker A: Cheers, yeah. Cheese.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: Another week.
[00:01:03] Speaker A: Yep. What are we up to? This is six, I think. No, we're way past six.
[00:01:09] Speaker C: I don't know, I'm old. My nap.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: Um, I was gonna try to. I was trying to put that on the back of the shirt.
So I've got three phrases, one for each of us on the back of the shirt. And, um.
[00:01:21] Speaker B: Don't tell me, I gotta think again about something.
[00:01:23] Speaker A: No, no, I've got a phrase for you. Okay.
[00:01:26] Speaker B: No, thanks.
[00:01:27] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's easy.
So I heard you say it to al a couple of shows back and I thought, I've got to use that.
[00:01:34] Speaker B: That's it. Bet you didn't.
[00:01:38] Speaker A: Did ya know I couldn't.
[00:01:40] Speaker C: No, we haven't done that one. We haven't told Paul about that one, have we? Oh, we know about the. But you didn't, did ya?
[00:01:47] Speaker B: I didn't say. You've only been off for one week, so. I haven't said anything, Paul.
[00:01:50] Speaker A: No, no, no.
[00:01:51] Speaker B: You're good at that.
[00:01:54] Speaker A: Here we go. Our videos.
One, two, three. Or 1234-5678 this is episode nine.
[00:02:04] Speaker C: I'm still a bit behind Paul. I'm still way. But. So what was the phrase you thought of for Brett? I'm intrigued.
[00:02:14] Speaker A: DJ's play music, not videos.
[00:02:19] Speaker B: Did I say that about Al?
[00:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:02:21] Speaker B: No, no, I didn't.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: You did. Yes. It's on song, on video. It's on one of the shows you can.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: That's actually a positive, though, Al.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:29] Speaker B: DJ's play music, not videos. Yeah, I do remember saying that as a positive to my good buddy Al. My brother.
And don't sit there out thinking, you prick. Yeah, that's a good thing.
[00:02:44] Speaker A: Look. Look at this. Watch this.
Ah, that's.
[00:02:50] Speaker B: That's.
[00:02:54] Speaker A: Made up some ceramic coasters. That was the first of the second trial. Second trial. That is a few issues I've got. I've got to be less impatient.
This would have worked out perfect if it wasn't. If I wasn't impatient, say.
Yeah, but you don't want to throw them at anyone because they're pretty thick.
[00:03:15] Speaker B: Well, how. When they're ready.
[00:03:17] Speaker C: Mid library, then, are they?
[00:03:19] Speaker B: Ah, see ours back. Al is back. Yeah, there's no big round on our tonight.
How will I endeavor to have these beautiful pieces of merchandise into my house here in Brisbane?
[00:03:32] Speaker A: Oh, that's easy. Once I got them finished, I'll just post them to you.
[00:03:38] Speaker B: Well, I'm in Perth in July. I don't know if that's. It'll be all done and dusted by then.
[00:03:42] Speaker A: Um, yeah, I should have them by then. So, um, I was hoping to have them, you know, done this weekend.
[00:03:53] Speaker B: I'll be quicker to send it over then.
[00:03:54] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: We can't. We can't have, you know, for four or five, um, uh, recordings and episodes to have you two in uniform and I'm just the old jack black in the middle.
[00:04:06] Speaker A: Yeah. No, because I've got black t shirts and.
[00:04:10] Speaker B: So what do you reckon, Al? What's your fave? What's your preference, mate? Black.
[00:04:14] Speaker A: I'm gonna go get what I reckon, the white one.
[00:04:16] Speaker C: You might be quicker if you wait. It might be quicker if you wait till July when you come over. I mean, we are talking about Australia post nowadays.
[00:04:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:25] Speaker C: They only deliver twice a month or something like that.
[00:04:28] Speaker A: Twice a year.
Easter and Christmas.
Yeah. So what I've done, I've done a gone through, encountered up all the copyright claims we got, and in a minute.
[00:04:41] Speaker C: I'll bring the science up the competition.
[00:04:43] Speaker A: Yeah. So. So what's been happening?
Yeah, I was gonna say, what's been happening in your worlds?
[00:04:51] Speaker B: You go out?
[00:04:53] Speaker C: Um, just got through last week and napping. Yeah, they've.
I did actually, I napped all day Saturday. I just, like, I really should do something. I'll just lie on the couch all day.
And that's the funny thing. The bosses sort of put out the feelings because we're transforming into a new bit of software at work. And our work, while the transformation happens, our work's gonna pile up. So she sort of put the fields out there and going, hey, on Sunday, July, there's something.
How does everybody feel about coming in between 11:00 and 04:00 so we can clear the backlog just before everything gets transferred over?
[00:05:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:40] Speaker C: And of course, obviously you're going to get paid squid shitloads because it's Sunday and everybody else like. Yeah, yeah. And I'm sort of. I sent a private message.
[00:05:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:50] Speaker C: I'm gonna have to check what my energy levels are, like coming up today. I really can't see me. I really can't see me working six days a week.
[00:05:58] Speaker B: Ow. Four years ago, mate, you would have slept over in the office so you weren't late. You would have been that keen.
You're. You're in a. Too much money.
[00:06:05] Speaker C: But I don't.
[00:06:06] Speaker B: I don't.
[00:06:07] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't. I don't need the money. That's the thing. I'm. I'm okay.
[00:06:11] Speaker A: Well, if you don't need it, chuck it this way. Well, we need it.
[00:06:16] Speaker B: Paul and I had a quick. A quick chat when you, uh, disembarked last week, mate, and we're going, you know, just wouldn't get out of bed for x.
[00:06:25] Speaker A: So. Yeah. And the week before, we had.
Week before, we had all planned to take the show on the road.
[00:06:33] Speaker C: Yes. Well, the funny thing is, um, my housemates, uh, because, you know, Andrew doesn't need to work, but he's always looking for work, for something to do to keep himself. And he's got this job as a mystery shopper. So you get paid on. Yeah. So the other. The other. Was it Sunday or Saturday? I'm off down Bunbury. I've got a couple of mystery shopping jobs. And it's like, yeah, yeah, no, it's great. He had a great time and he got to keep the merchandise and all that sort of thing. And it's like, yeah, $75 per job. And it's like, really? You got out of bed and drive to Bunbury for $150?
[00:07:14] Speaker B: That's a fucking good.
[00:07:15] Speaker A: But he got to keep the merchandise out, didn't he?
[00:07:20] Speaker C: It's not about the money for him. It's about the doing something. It's about, you know, you get the merchandise.
[00:07:27] Speaker A: What did you get?
[00:07:28] Speaker B: What did he get?
[00:07:30] Speaker C: I don't know. I don't know whether that should. That might be private information, but.
[00:07:36] Speaker A: Good. A Kmart toaster, $7.
[00:07:39] Speaker C: No, apparently. What? No, you do. You do the thing and you go and you buy stuff. You put the receiver in the reimbursement. You get the stuff. Excellent value.
[00:07:48] Speaker A: Cool.
[00:07:48] Speaker C: Yeah. Brad, you don't need a trip to bumbry, but, yeah.
[00:07:52] Speaker B: Guys, you'll be very happy with this. I'm gonna have to show you through the camera.
[00:07:56] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: So I built that.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: You have to move it over. We can't see it there. Yeah, yeah. You build a pool. You build a pool.
[00:08:05] Speaker B: No, I built the timber wall, and then I've got some solar lights.
[00:08:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Now you gotta go to your. Right up that's it now up. Other up. Go left a little bit. Oh, yeah, there it is.
[00:08:17] Speaker B: Yep.
That's what I did on the weekend.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:08:22] Speaker B: So now we're going to put a, like a barley mural in the middle. So we've got that on order. We're waiting for that for delivery. And that'll be, uh, with some lights around it so it'll look like Indonesia.
[00:08:34] Speaker A: Nice. Do you know what you could do? You could always put a big screen there and then when you're in Indonesia, set up a camera that has a wi fi access and just stream that and you can just see it on the screen and be like.
[00:08:47] Speaker C: There is actually my mate Pete who I went to Thailand with. There is actually a couple of bars that has a Twitter in Thailand. Yeah. 24 hours streams and actually near where we stayed, so I could actually log on and look. Oh, yeah, I used to stay there. It's like, yeah, I wonder if there is in Bali. We might have to look into it.
[00:09:04] Speaker A: Yeah. And you stream it there. So when you're in. Yeah, yeah.
[00:09:08] Speaker C: Or even when we're at the Megali and say, hey, guys, have you ever thought of putting a 24 hours camera on the pool?
[00:09:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:17] Speaker B: Maybe they already have security camera when your friend was there. Made an absolute dick of himself. So probably post that. They put cameras there.
[00:09:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:27] Speaker B: Who knows?
[00:09:28] Speaker A: Have you heard from Brandon? Is he getting ready to come on the show?
[00:09:31] Speaker B: I. I don't know. I did speak to him. I had a good chat with him, actually, about his. He's certain ups and downs of his life at the minute on Friday night.
Definitely not. There was definitely no tonight.
[00:09:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
Can we join us in the cheering?
[00:09:50] Speaker B: Not unless you're a miracle doctor.
So I really want to. I'm gonna. We fight a Bali Friday, so I'd love to get him as a fourth person while Alan, ironically, Rob's beach in Bali.
[00:10:03] Speaker A: Yep. So is he going to Bali with you?
[00:10:06] Speaker B: No, I'm going to see how he is on Thursday. I'm going to try and bring him Thursday. Yeah, I'll probably text him Wednesday, make and then hopefully we can get him on there. So there's two in Perth and two in Bali.
[00:10:17] Speaker A: Sweet. Yep, yep. Cool, cool.
[00:10:20] Speaker C: Although when he did that time, he did come to Bala, come to Bali with us. That was interesting.
[00:10:29] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:30] Speaker B: Yeah. I think he was the only one out of the four of us that didn't get the email about the Pec hawaiian shirts. That was number one. But then the other parts of it that I think you're, you're leaning towards allies. I agree. Which we can certainly talk to Phil, Pauline at the end.
[00:10:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:43] Speaker B: After we cease recording, I'll just leave.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: That button going and won't tell us.
[00:10:50] Speaker B: You hung up.
[00:10:51] Speaker A: Yeah, we're not recording. We stopped recording. Yeah. So.
[00:10:54] Speaker C: And then another thing, Paul, you'll be sticking your fingers in your ears, going, la, la, la.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: Well, it's Lisa taste fingers and not somebody else's that we're talking about in Bali.
[00:11:05] Speaker A: Yeah. What we got to consider, I think. Oh, anyway, I reckon.
[00:11:14] Speaker B: All right, go on.
[00:11:15] Speaker A: What do you reckon about doing, coming, taking. Doing the show live is one night, instead of recording it, go live and we can get comments from people.
If anyone wants to send comments and questions, we can answer their questions.
[00:11:26] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I'm fine to go live.
We've got the hang of it.
[00:11:31] Speaker A: Do we have any, do we have any people that would send questions in?
Because it'd be pretty lonely if no one answered it. Send any questions.
[00:11:46] Speaker C: Alphonse, really. And I did the breakfast show for a while on the local community radio station, and they'd actually hooked the phone line in. They originally hooked it in so the guy that could phone in the surf report, and we put it to air, but we couldn't take calls until they organized a delay, which getting a digital stereo delay.
[00:12:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:11] Speaker C: Radio quality, very broadcast quality, very expensive. They eventually got one. They said, yeah, we can take phone calls. Yeah. And every Wednesday, Alphonse Reilly and I do the breakfast show. And he'd drive all the way down from Hillary's to Rockingham.
[00:12:24] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:12:25] Speaker C: Middle of the night. And, you know, it's like the lines are open to.
Nobody would call. There was nobody listening to us.
And you can imagine, I don't know if you know Alf Damasi, but he's the funniest man around. It was really a funny show, but nobody was listening to us.
[00:12:45] Speaker B: Is that Jared Dimasi's sister or brother?
[00:12:47] Speaker A: Sorry. That's what I was gonna say. Yeah.
[00:12:49] Speaker C: No, no, I think. I think he's Jerry Damascus uncle.
[00:12:56] Speaker B: I actually would be, because our Fonsirelli be your age now. He'd be late fifties, early sixties, and. And Jerry DeMasi to be more age.
Yeah, late thirties.
[00:13:08] Speaker A: I was gonna say mid twenties.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: Well, her sister's married to Nick. Nat Newey.
The Damascus Nick. Nat Newey's married to a sister. I think they got a kid as well.
[00:13:17] Speaker A: Is it? Is it? Oh, I didn't know that.
[00:13:21] Speaker C: And out of that.
[00:13:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:22] Speaker C: And out of that, you get the messy. Nothing new here.
[00:13:28] Speaker B: Oh, please, don't ever get another migraine, mate, you are on fire tonight.
[00:13:32] Speaker A: How much has he been drinking tonight? He is.
[00:13:34] Speaker B: I know. Jeez, he's selling on my straws.
[00:13:37] Speaker A: Oh, no. Yeah. Anyway, I'm with the music selection because it's my turn. Turn to pick.
Yeah.
[00:13:43] Speaker B: What's going on with that?
[00:13:44] Speaker A: Well, I just picked a year and went bang. We're gonna.
I had a few ideas, but I've.
[00:13:50] Speaker C: Actually got a thing. I've got a theme for now. I've got a theme for next week and I better tell you beforehand because we're gonna be in Bali, so I better look them all up. But, yeah, I've got a thing.
[00:13:57] Speaker B: Well, I thought Paul was even a theme because we're in Bali.
[00:13:59] Speaker A: No, I've done it. Done it tonight. So your.
[00:14:02] Speaker B: Tonight's.
[00:14:03] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I'm gonna do, I'm just gonna change screens over for a second so we get.
Brad might want it. Can you drop your camera down a bit, Brad? So we get you.
[00:14:16] Speaker C: Now that. That's actually good because, see, Brad's got the biggest head, so you've given him the smallest screen.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Did you know Brad the other day? We were watching one of the shows and it was the show that Brad and I were just doing. He stood up.
He just stood up to readjust himself and sit back down. He wasn't wearing any. Any pants.
Hey, you're probably wearing, like, short shorts or something, but it didn't look like when you stood up, looked like you had nothing on.
[00:14:44] Speaker B: Shorts. Like, I'm having to stand up, you know.
[00:14:47] Speaker A: Yeah, well, we can't see short legs, mate.
[00:14:51] Speaker C: Well, actually, while you're on that subject, Brandon, he's not with us. His parties are legendary. Up on the hill with the pool and the balcony, everything. But there was one year, I think.
[00:15:03] Speaker A: Do you have to put your keys in the bowls?
[00:15:08] Speaker C: That's probably had a secret one hidden.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: Away somewhere, but it probably would have.
[00:15:12] Speaker C: No, there was one year I went up there. You weren't there, Brad. And it was either the New Year's one or the Christmas day one. But went up there. And Brandon's cook, Australia day. But Brandon's got the full barbecue chef's costume on. You know, I'm the chef and all that sort of thing. He's got the thing, but he's all bare arm. It's like, yeah, okay. And he's cooking around. Yeah, Brandon, how you go. And then he goes walking around with a tray full of sausages. He's not wearing anything underneath the apron.
Party of about. They just see his bare little brown neighbor.
[00:15:44] Speaker A: Just his bare little brown ass and his little chip.
[00:15:48] Speaker B: A lotta.
Well, hopefully.
[00:15:55] Speaker C: You know, Brandon. Brandon was naked all party, you know.
[00:15:58] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's Brandon, mate.
[00:16:00] Speaker A: Yeah. There you go. All right.
[00:16:02] Speaker B: Loves his enemy.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I was gonna put the first song on. See if I can get a reaction out of our.
Oh, Mr. Volume gone.
Oh, here it comes. It's just slow I'm bringing over here so I can adjust.
[00:16:16] Speaker C: This is superhero.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: He's got the cosmic.
[00:16:21] Speaker C: What's her name?
Aniki.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:24] Speaker C: Superhero.
[00:16:26] Speaker B: That's probably on the screen it says Aniki.
[00:16:29] Speaker A: Yeah.
Yeah.
We spoke. I spoke to her about a year ago about this song.
[00:16:45] Speaker C: One of hers I really like was pleased to meet you. But I like this.
[00:16:49] Speaker A: I was gonna do that one, but this one I was gonna. For a specific reason. If you watch her hairstyles in this video clip. It changes about it just keeps changing hairstyles.
And it was a bit of a conversation piece. When we did the interview with her.
So.
[00:17:04] Speaker C: Wasn't that a thing in the eighties?
[00:17:07] Speaker A: No, she.
Yeah, she only had the one.
[00:17:10] Speaker C: What did they.
What did it take them months to film? Did they film this over a lot of months?
[00:17:16] Speaker A: No, they didn't have much budget. So they just kept changing hairstyles. To make it look like things were happening.
So there you go. Yep. So, rodeo, that's Aniki. So I remember you saying the other week about you. You got a little excited about Aniki.
Only briefly. Yeah.
[00:17:33] Speaker B: Clearly Al did, because I've never heard of them.
[00:17:37] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No. Well, Brett, most of these songs would probably be over Brad's head. Maybe the last one. He might like the last one.
[00:17:44] Speaker C: Well, he is only short. Most stuff's over his head.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
[00:17:51] Speaker B: So I picked this one very quick.
[00:17:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I picked this one because it was, um. In the year was pretty, pretty big song for Aniki. Was on the song of the year or something. It was huge. It was played everywhere.
[00:18:02] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't mind. It's good.
[00:18:03] Speaker A: And, um. Yeah.
[00:18:05] Speaker B: And does sound like Belinda Carlo.
[00:18:09] Speaker C: You reckon the Carlos got the vibrator?
[00:18:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
Yep. Anyway.
[00:18:18] Speaker B: Not look.
[00:18:20] Speaker A: All right, I'll drop that one out. Let's get rid of it.
Yeah. So you want the next one?
[00:18:27] Speaker B: Bring it on.
[00:18:28] Speaker C: Why not?
[00:18:29] Speaker A: Why not? Let's see if you can guess it.
Oh. Comes up with the title.
[00:18:33] Speaker B: So, ah, this is, um.
They did a couple different.
[00:18:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:42] Speaker B: Yeah. And they also did hot legs, Rod Stewart. They did.
[00:18:48] Speaker C: No, that was entrance.
[00:18:49] Speaker B: I think that was entrance. Was it?
[00:18:52] Speaker A: Yeah. But DJ Sammy did have a few other hits, though, as well.
[00:18:55] Speaker B: A few other songs I did.
[00:18:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:58] Speaker B: Come on, guys. Wasn't it. It wasn't alice. It was.
[00:19:04] Speaker A: Ah.
[00:19:07] Speaker B: It was an Eagles. I'm pretty sure it was an eagle song.
[00:19:12] Speaker A: Isn't.
[00:19:12] Speaker B: Thanks, Al.
[00:19:13] Speaker C: DJ Sammy, spanish euro dance DJ.
[00:19:17] Speaker A: They did heaven.
Brian Adams.
[00:19:20] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:19:21] Speaker C: That's the one.
[00:19:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I should have known that one.
[00:19:25] Speaker B: Yeah. As well.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: Did they DJ Sammy, did it have heaven?
[00:19:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:19:33] Speaker A: Because he did a forever young. Forever young as well.
But I don't know the version. Forever young that he did what they did.
They did a few. Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:48] Speaker B: Heaven lyrics.
Flash.
[00:19:54] Speaker A: Heaven was a year before this one.
[00:19:59] Speaker B: I just made. I'd love to know. I'm gonna remember that song and I'm gonna bring it up next week if I don't remember it tonight.
[00:20:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
Have you worked out what the theme is yet? You've got the theme going?
[00:20:12] Speaker C: Superheroes, boys of summer, Cosby.
[00:20:19] Speaker B: Superheroes of.
[00:20:21] Speaker C: Summer, girls whose hairstyle changes.
[00:20:24] Speaker A: No.
[00:20:28] Speaker B: Three.
[00:20:29] Speaker A: Now, what I do, I'm just gonna drop the volume a little bit, talk about the scores at the top. See the score, the numbers there overhead.
[00:20:36] Speaker B: I just did a thought. Two was in. I was number two. But.
[00:20:40] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I've got. I've got another one set up for the guests. If we have a guest and they give us some music. But that's the copyright claims, we've had.
[00:20:51] Speaker C: Zero. Disappointing, Paul. I am disappointed.
[00:20:54] Speaker A: I. Then I pick good music that we can get away with.
[00:20:59] Speaker B: So what does that mean? That is someone you know. Al's a very naughty man here, is he is, yeah.
[00:21:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:06] Speaker B: So there are fines or something.
[00:21:08] Speaker A: Yeah. What I started counting. So some of them have come off because I've disputed them and there's some I haven't disputed that are still there, which won't make any. Don't make any difference if I dispute them or not. But.
So I'm sure the count's a little bit out.
But what I've done, I've only counted, excuse me, only counted the critical claims that stopped us from being that this held the video back from going live.
So if the video normally gets uploaded on the Monday, if the video is not available to the Thursday or the Friday and it's because of a copyright claim, that's how you get your score.
[00:21:49] Speaker C: I'm just thinking that my theme for next week might be deadly.
[00:21:54] Speaker B: So there's no way, Paul, that you can pre do this. And, like, when we submit our theme songs and you can't look at it and go, Brett, need another one, mate. Because you're song for can't do.
[00:22:07] Speaker A: You can't do that.
Okay. It's like it was a dice.
Yep.
[00:22:13] Speaker B: Russian roulette, mate.
[00:22:14] Speaker A: Yeah, but it doesn't matter because all I do is just put a claim in and say, yeah.
[00:22:20] Speaker C: So playing in the background, we're talking over the top of.
[00:22:22] Speaker A: Yeah. We're doing a commentary of. Yeah. We talk about the song.
They say yes. Right, well, there you go. DJ Sammy.
Right? Yeah. So I'll get rid of that one, I'll bring up the next one and then we'll have some guesses. Yeah, because the. The fourth song. Yeah, money for me, but this is number three.
[00:22:48] Speaker B: Oh, this is. Hey, baby boy.
[00:22:51] Speaker A: DJ Otzi.
I thought Al would be singing this. I thought he'd do karaoke version of it.
[00:23:09] Speaker B: This song, dance floors and alcohol are the three biggest that.
[00:23:12] Speaker C: They are.
[00:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah, they are.
[00:23:14] Speaker B: Neapolitan ice cream.
[00:23:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:16] Speaker B: All in one bucket.
[00:23:17] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[00:23:20] Speaker C: Actually on this thing, you know, and we've talked about it before, it's like goatee. Songs get people on the floor or if you get the crowd in a certain mood. But one that actually came up this week.
It's been a year since Tina Turner died.
[00:23:36] Speaker A: Yeah. And what's love got to do with that?
[00:23:40] Speaker C: Fuel?
No, it's more Paul.
[00:23:46] Speaker B: That was quick, man. I feel very slow tonight.
[00:23:52] Speaker A: It's more nuts.
[00:23:54] Speaker C: Bush city limits.
[00:23:56] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:56] Speaker C: You play that along with time warp and with this song and all that, especially at the end of a wedding.
[00:24:02] Speaker A: Village people, YMCA.
[00:24:06] Speaker C: Play them all in a group.
[00:24:08] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:24:08] Speaker B: They got 30 minutes, mates. Like when you go for a shit.
[00:24:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Bang.
[00:24:12] Speaker B: These your 30 minutes. There's your six songs. See you later. I'm back enough now.
[00:24:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Yep.
[00:24:16] Speaker B: And the dance will still be cool.
[00:24:18] Speaker A: Yeah, and Al would still be in the toilet. So how you feeling out here?
[00:24:23] Speaker B: He'll have his nap.
[00:24:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, have a nap in the toilet.
[00:24:30] Speaker C: Well, um, it's coming up to the half hour. Might be due for a pale lp.
[00:24:34] Speaker A: Oh, you got five minutes? Yeah. Oh, thanks for reminding me. I gotta write that down, actually.
[00:24:39] Speaker C: Um, what's our shirt?
[00:24:45] Speaker A: I'm gonna email w a beers.
W a breweries.
I haven't done it yet.
[00:24:53] Speaker C: Well, what are we drinking tonight, gentlemen?
[00:24:55] Speaker A: I'm the gin. Normal gin.
Yeah.
[00:25:00] Speaker C: What payout does it sell? At sale on anchor pale.
[00:25:03] Speaker A: Al gives it. Gives it, um, a review and taste color.
[00:25:08] Speaker C: It's quite subtle. Yeah, it's got a. It's got a very, very subtle honey flavor. And you can taste the bitterness of the hops on the ball. Taste, but, you know, at the rear. Taste.
[00:25:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:25:24] Speaker C: It's the palate. It's very subtle, honey.
[00:25:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:28] Speaker C: Bit lagery, actually.
[00:25:30] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:25:30] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:25:31] Speaker A: Cool. Now, does it go with the song? Does it go with the model? Does it go with the music? Does it pair with the music? What music would you pair with it?
[00:25:40] Speaker C: Pair anything with beer, goggles.
[00:25:50] Speaker B: Just about any song, mate.
[00:25:52] Speaker A: Macarena.
[00:25:52] Speaker C: Dogs out the back of macarena. Yeah.
[00:26:01] Speaker B: So VB Britney Spears hit me one more time.
[00:26:07] Speaker C: Oh, perfect.
[00:26:09] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:10] Speaker C: Mux, but all VB Britney Spears hit me one more time.
[00:26:13] Speaker A: Stella.
[00:26:14] Speaker B: Yeah, Stella.
[00:26:19] Speaker A: I was talking about seller toile. The beer, the green bottle.
I don't know, but apparently it's wife.
[00:26:32] Speaker B: Stellar.
[00:26:33] Speaker C: Is it really have to be french?
[00:26:35] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:26:36] Speaker B: Is it french? Is it.
[00:26:37] Speaker C: What's Google for?
[00:26:38] Speaker B: I don't know.
[00:26:38] Speaker A: What's Google force?
We've probably got all our screens open and stalking people.
[00:26:44] Speaker B: That just takes away the whole thing about talking. All three guys, ex jocks talking, isn't it? We're all going to sit on our screens.
[00:26:52] Speaker A: Yeah, well, two can talk while one's. One's doing the type and one can. Two others can talk.
[00:26:57] Speaker C: Belgium.
[00:26:58] Speaker A: Belgium.
[00:26:58] Speaker C: Made in Belgium.
[00:26:59] Speaker B: Belgium beer.
[00:27:00] Speaker A: I thought so. Because they said the belgian beer house.
[00:27:04] Speaker B: Yes, they do. They do.
[00:27:06] Speaker A: Yep. So, all right, we're at the 27 mark. 27 minutes mark. Is Al need to break yet or.
[00:27:13] Speaker C: Let's go for the pale lp. I shall take my airpods out and YouTube. Just.
[00:27:17] Speaker A: We'll talk about yourselves. I mean. Yeah, we'll talk.
[00:27:26] Speaker B: So, looking forward to the barley one next week. Yeah.
[00:27:29] Speaker A: What day is that?
[00:27:30] Speaker B: I've got to remember that. I've got to remember to take my airpods.
[00:27:33] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:33] Speaker B: Monday. We'll still do the Monday. 530 because we're only at the same time as you.
[00:27:36] Speaker A: Then it's a public holiday here.
[00:27:38] Speaker B: Oh, it is too, yeah. Yes, yes.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: Public holiday this weekend.
[00:27:44] Speaker B: So that means nothing to the recordings, does it? Nope.
[00:27:49] Speaker A: It just means I've got a whole day to prep. Instead of racing in and getting ready to go. I can wear.
[00:27:55] Speaker B: We're prepping and going live. Bali.
[00:27:57] Speaker A: So much live.
[00:27:58] Speaker B: But anyway, we're recording live.
[00:28:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Yep. Well, I can make it go live, but when we go live, we'll have to just make sure we've got a few people in the. Because what? I'll stream it to Facebook or something.
I'll check it out over the week and then Sivan, stream at the Facebook and we'll just tell people to log.
[00:28:14] Speaker B: In stream live from Rob's bar, Bali. That would be an absolute ducks nuts.
[00:28:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Because you'll. You'll stream to hear and then I'll just put it out. Stream live from there.
[00:28:23] Speaker B: Yeah. You can make that work.
[00:28:25] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:25] Speaker B: Obviously, you're gonna have people in the background. The beach, the umbrellas, the vintage. The list goes on.
[00:28:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:31] Speaker B: And, you know, attract all those sort of 25 to 50 year olds, I suppose.
[00:28:37] Speaker A: Yeah. And we can tell everyone, let everyone know, and then they can. They can get on and follow and subscribe to the YouTube, to the channel as well. I forgot, there's something else I gotta do. I've got to add.
[00:28:48] Speaker C: Subscribe and bell button.
[00:28:49] Speaker A: Subscribe.
[00:28:53] Speaker B: So, Al, we were just briefing on. On potentially going live next Monday from you and I from Robbins bar, Rob's bar, on the bintangs, with barley, with people and umbrellas, and everyone around us on sunset. Fingers crossed. It's a nice sunset.
[00:29:07] Speaker A: Yep. What time sunset there? What time sunset in Bali there?
[00:29:17] Speaker B: Between five and 530. So we might have to go up five. What's a public holiday? Out. So Paul just told me next Monday, so don't look at me as if it should be here.
He's looking at me going, what? They have. Don't you. Don't you get them over there?
[00:29:36] Speaker A: No, we don't have them. Yeah, I don't have them.
What are we doing? That's what we are. Yeah.
[00:29:43] Speaker B: All right, so I have my shorts on. I'm gonna go to the freezer and get some ice. Yeah.
[00:29:48] Speaker A: We got nine subscribers.
[00:29:50] Speaker C: Six.
[00:29:51] Speaker B: Oh, we got nine.
[00:29:58] Speaker C: Subscribers.
[00:29:59] Speaker A: I think I've subscribed about five times. So, yeah, I just keep. Keep setting up accounts and subscribing. Makes us feel good.
[00:30:10] Speaker B: You could have left. You could have kept that one to yourself.
[00:30:13] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:30:14] Speaker B: Could have gone.
[00:30:16] Speaker C: I was excited.
[00:30:20] Speaker A: How many we got on Facebook? How are we going for Facebook?
We got a Facebook page, haven't we have. Yeah. So you can find us on Facebook. Find us on Facebook.
I was gonna say if we got. We got 15 followers on Facebook, we should be. I should be. Yeah, this works. I'll put up the every episode when it's available. Yeah, yeah.
So we got 515 followers. Eleven likes gravy.
[00:31:01] Speaker C: Yeah. Well, that's costing me. That's cost me $150 a week, you know? $1010 per follower.
[00:31:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:08] Speaker C: Gonna have to have a relook of my finances.
[00:31:11] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, no. We're gonna start earning money soon. We only need a thousand followers and we get monetized.
[00:31:16] Speaker B: Oh, we're all italian, mate. Big families.
[00:31:20] Speaker A: Jeez.
[00:31:21] Speaker B: We'll be up there already.
[00:31:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:31:23] Speaker B: I'm back, gentlemen. And I had shorts on, too.
[00:31:26] Speaker C: Yep. Nice.
[00:31:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:28] Speaker B: Cool.
[00:31:28] Speaker A: Cool. All right, we might as well get the next song underway. What do you reckon?
[00:31:33] Speaker B: Yeah, it's all about the fun of five songs. Doesn't matter if it's been chosen or not.
[00:31:37] Speaker A: This one. This one probably throws a bit, I.
[00:31:39] Speaker B: Think, now that we've got the theme.
[00:31:43] Speaker A: Well, you got to try and work the same out. You haven't got the same yet.
[00:31:46] Speaker B: Didn't he didn't sing the songs by DJ's?
[00:31:49] Speaker A: No, Nikki wasn't a dj.
[00:31:55] Speaker C: Remakes.
[00:31:56] Speaker B: I was gonna go. Remakes. Remixes.
[00:31:59] Speaker C: This is superheroes, not a remake.
[00:32:01] Speaker A: No, I did almost give it away.
[00:32:06] Speaker C: Females doing remakes.
[00:32:08] Speaker A: No, this is my remake. Is it a remake? Just a cover.
[00:32:14] Speaker B: It's female lead singers.
[00:32:16] Speaker A: No, DJ Otsu is not a female.
Yeah, valid point. Yeah.
Yeah.
[00:32:25] Speaker B: So this is song four.
[00:32:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:32:29] Speaker C: They're all euro.
[00:32:30] Speaker A: This is Euro house.
[00:32:32] Speaker C: Well, is that the thing?
[00:32:34] Speaker A: No, this is rapture by IO.
No, they're all good mixes to mix together and play at the same time and get people just dancing. But you got to really get this. You have to think, like, I almost gave it away earlier on. I did say, like half the thing. Like, no one caught on.
[00:32:55] Speaker B: I was like, hairstyles?
[00:32:58] Speaker A: No. Nothing to the hair?
[00:33:00] Speaker B: No.
[00:33:03] Speaker A: This one's probably doesn't have long hair.
So I'm just gonna get rid of this one. So I'll let you think about it for a bit. So this put this way, you weren't djing. Well, I don't know if you ever djing when these.
These were hits. I was in Calgary.
[00:33:23] Speaker C: No, no, I'd finished just before.
Oh, no, I know. I might have been around for DJ Otzi.
[00:33:29] Speaker A: Was I playing cowboy era? Yep.
[00:33:33] Speaker B: No odds he would have been around Fortnite.
[00:33:36] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:33:38] Speaker C: And, um.
[00:33:41] Speaker A: So what's the. What's the plan for Bali? What he's doing in Bali.
[00:33:46] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Well. Well, normally.
[00:33:48] Speaker B: I was going to ask you about that, Al.
[00:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah. So I've got a challenge for you in Bali.
[00:33:53] Speaker B: State of origin.
Yeah, I've heard. And we're going to try. Well, hopefully you can come along as well. It's a new bar, Bali, called the goat.
[00:34:04] Speaker A: The goat.
[00:34:06] Speaker B: Greatest of all time. Sports bar. In league in.
I don't know, mate. I've never been there.
[00:34:15] Speaker C: So what about the place we've been to before? Down Gala Crane and around the corner.
[00:34:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Y bar. Yeah. The y bar. Yeah.
[00:34:22] Speaker C: Why bar?
[00:34:23] Speaker B: The y bar. So apparently the gate is the new one. It's twice as big as the y bar. Screens everywhere. They're all sporting events, and basically everyone goes there. Yeah, I haven't been there before, and it's all brand new, so clearly it's. It's under. It's under a year old. So we're gonna probably head in there.
[00:34:45] Speaker C: Yeah, but it's in Seminyak. It's not in Legion.
[00:34:50] Speaker B: No, there is one that's in Legion. Or is it semiaut? Because I had looked at it. I looked at it and I thought it was Legion.
[00:34:56] Speaker C: Well, I know who seminar is.
Oh, the goat legion. Barley.
[00:35:04] Speaker B: Sorry, Brad. I thought I was. That's all right, mate. I'm happy to accept your apologies.
[00:35:11] Speaker C: I'm just looking at their. I'm just looking at their webpage. The goat. The best pub in Legion. It's like. Well, that's a big claim to be.
[00:35:19] Speaker A: Where was it letdown legally? Oh, so you said let down.
I'm not across all these barley names.
[00:35:27] Speaker B: But isn't there. But. But on a marketing scale, Owl. Any new bar or cafe in. In any parts of Bali is the best of all times. That's how you get the Bali band.
[00:35:37] Speaker A: Yeah, but I've got a challenge for you. When you're on the beach for the live stream, go for it. Now for it. I'm not condoning smoking or anything, but I want to see you with some big cigars.
[00:35:50] Speaker B: I don't know if you can get big Cubans.
[00:35:52] Speaker C: I've never seen.
[00:35:54] Speaker A: They don't have to be cuban. They used to be any. Any type, but they've got to be big, chunky ones where you can.
[00:36:00] Speaker B: I can get them duty free. That's the best we got.
[00:36:02] Speaker A: No, you're not allowed to get them. You've got to get someone else to get them for you.
[00:36:07] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:36:08] Speaker B: Okay. We could end up in rubber camp.
[00:36:11] Speaker A: Someone you're going to say you're going to get. You got to get straw hats.
So you could have a straw hat. I want you to see if you can get John Lennon glasses. The round glasses and cigars.
[00:36:23] Speaker B: That's what al's got on now.
[00:36:25] Speaker A: Yeah, but, yeah, you gotta get cheap barley ones.
[00:36:29] Speaker B: Next week's recording is gonna cost us coin, mate.
[00:36:32] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:36] Speaker C: Was it selfie stick? Oh, you get your other thing. What's the other thing?
[00:36:41] Speaker A: If we get enough straw hat. Yes.
[00:36:43] Speaker B: Raw hat and the cigar.
[00:36:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:47] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay.
[00:36:49] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And then we'll see how many subscribers. Subscribers we can get. We only need 909,985 more. And we can start making money we can get money back. It might take a while, but.
[00:37:04] Speaker C: Sounds like a plan.
[00:37:06] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:37:06] Speaker C: So hit that subscribe button because I'm old norm.
[00:37:11] Speaker A: I'll remind you when we get there.
[00:37:13] Speaker B: He. Reminders. And. And, uh, I'm gonna wear my start of origin top. Are you too, Al?
[00:37:17] Speaker A: Have you got a blues to his blues?
[00:37:23] Speaker B: Al, you've got your. You got a start of origin top.
[00:37:27] Speaker C: No, no.
[00:37:28] Speaker A: South Australian in it.
[00:37:31] Speaker B: Jesus, look at his face going.
[00:37:33] Speaker C: I had a Raiders jersey once. Yeah, I had a Raiders jersey once.
[00:37:38] Speaker A: State of.
[00:37:39] Speaker B: Bring a spare one for you, mate.
[00:37:41] Speaker A: A blues one, blue one.
[00:37:42] Speaker C: Anyway, just.
[00:37:43] Speaker B: Just to piss Paul off.
[00:37:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll be pissed off when we lose, huh?
[00:37:48] Speaker C: I've had a look. The goat is about three quarters away from Geelong. Molasty to double six. So it's about three quarters away from. From the Megani to double six, and it's a bit.
[00:38:00] Speaker B: What do you mean, three quarters of the way? What does that mean?
[00:38:02] Speaker A: Well, it's three quarters of the way. It's not halfway. It's not all the way.
[00:38:05] Speaker B: It's about halfway to three quarters of the way.
[00:38:08] Speaker C: To what?
[00:38:09] Speaker A: To there.
[00:38:10] Speaker C: Well, you know double six. You know where double six is, don't you?
[00:38:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:14] Speaker A: That's across from robs bar, just short of triple six.
[00:38:18] Speaker C: Yeah. So it's about three quarters of the way. No, Rob. Yeah.
[00:38:23] Speaker A: It's not Google Maps.
[00:38:24] Speaker B: That's not far from lobspa, is it?
[00:38:27] Speaker A: Or the milk bar?
[00:38:29] Speaker C: It's a little bit of war, but. Yeah, just. Rob sparrows across from the Padma.
[00:38:35] Speaker A: Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:38:38] Speaker B: But it's the padma.
[00:38:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:38:42] Speaker B: Is that a padma?
[00:38:43] Speaker A: All right, are we ready for our.
[00:38:44] Speaker B: No, a friend of mine staying at the Padma, and we're going to catch up for Bevy. So that's where I'm coming from.
[00:38:49] Speaker C: Well, it's just across the road from Robsburgh.
[00:38:51] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Well, they can hold the cameras. Hold the cameras while you're recording?
[00:38:57] Speaker C: No, we can always employ people to hold cameras.
[00:39:00] Speaker A: Yeah. I was gonna say, how are you gonna hold a selfie stick out like this for.
For an hour?
[00:39:05] Speaker B: Because you're on a bean bag on the beach. So you just as you're holding your dick and you just do that for.
[00:39:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I'd have to.
[00:39:12] Speaker C: I'll have been in the pool all day drinking bean tanks. I'll be pissed, so I won't.
[00:39:15] Speaker A: I didn't know they made selfie sticks that round.
[00:39:18] Speaker B: No, they don't. But. But what'll happen is we'll just take it in turns. Yep, no worries.
[00:39:23] Speaker A: Al.
[00:39:23] Speaker B: Are we gonna take your selfie stick to the pipe or are we gonna, you know. Can you take mine while I go to the pipe?
[00:39:29] Speaker A: He's got a selfie stick this big, and when he gets in the water, it shrinks down to this big.
[00:39:35] Speaker C: We have to show Paul the pipe.
[00:39:38] Speaker B: We gotta show Paul the pipe. If you heard of the pipe, the pipe.
[00:39:41] Speaker A: No.
[00:39:42] Speaker B: And it's not a fucking roller coaster.
Well, it's not one I'd like to be in anyway.
We'll show you live next Monday, coming live from Rob's bar. And we'll do a tour of duty.
[00:39:55] Speaker A: See if we go live. They can't really ban us for copyright straight away.
All right, so. Yep, that's good. All right, final song. The final song that we've got. This. This will really throw a spanner amongst the pigeons. Oh, that's wrong one. What happened there?
Bear with me. Bear with me a second.
There it is. That's the one I want. Why didn't they. Ah, that's why I mucked it up last week. Here we go.
[00:40:25] Speaker B: So our bearing in mind, too, I'm still happy to go to the y bar. Doesn't have to be the game.
[00:40:31] Speaker A: This is.
[00:40:31] Speaker C: This is the awesome recording studio where we're gonna album.
[00:40:35] Speaker B: It's a studio. It says it on the door. It's official studio. This is one of those lame karaoke things. Okay, you want to bail?
[00:40:41] Speaker A: Go ahead.
[00:40:42] Speaker B: You want to walk away from your dreams or do you want to come in here with me? Like, the tenacious thing.
[00:40:49] Speaker C: Tenacious day.
[00:40:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:40:52] Speaker A: Well, you can't have a. Like a. Have it without having the greatest and the best the song in the world.
[00:41:00] Speaker B: I've actually never seen this film. This is great. I do like song as well.
Studio engineering comes in handy. My hard.
[00:41:15] Speaker A: Yeah, here we go.
It's a bit of a change because the others were dancing. Dancing.
Gotta be up there.
Tribute.
[00:41:34] Speaker B: It's a great song.
[00:41:36] Speaker A: It's the greatest song in the world.
[00:41:40] Speaker B: Tribute. We was hitchhiking down.
All of a sudden there shined a shiny demon, and he said.
[00:42:03] Speaker A: Come on, you've got to get yourselves.
[00:42:09] Speaker B: Well, me and Kyle.
[00:42:14] Speaker A: And we each said, join a hint.
[00:42:19] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw it out there.
Does each film clip show landscapes in the background?
[00:42:28] Speaker A: No, no, no.
It seems much easier than that.
[00:42:32] Speaker C: Good effort.
[00:42:33] Speaker A: Yeah. It's a year.
[00:42:37] Speaker C: Oh, it's a year.
[00:42:39] Speaker A: They were all in the charm. Aria charts. Or they were in the top tracks. Top tracks of a year.
But the Aria charts have. Aria Charts has it listed as one year, but they were actually the year after.
So the ArIa charts listing is incorrect.
[00:43:03] Speaker B: So we're talking the year of nine. Man, we gone zero one, huh? No, you do an o one. What's the year?
[00:43:15] Speaker A: It's close, but not oh one.
Always thinking.
[00:43:26] Speaker B: DJ. DJ Sammy. Hey baby. Was came. No, I'm going. Oh four. Yeah, I three.
[00:43:33] Speaker C: It's in the two thousands.
[00:43:37] Speaker B: I remember I was djing a lot of kids places and they loved hey baby.
[00:43:42] Speaker A: Yeah, he's bounced all around us.
[00:43:44] Speaker B: I'm going.
[00:43:47] Speaker A: Eddie, now, you know, didn't when you wanted who wants to be a millionaire?
[00:43:52] Speaker C: How I was.
[00:43:55] Speaker A: Yeah, when was that?
[00:44:00] Speaker B: Hello, Eddie.
[00:44:03] Speaker A: I'm just curious.
[00:44:05] Speaker B: That was 2012.
[00:44:09] Speaker C: Yeah, it would have been about 2012.
[00:44:10] Speaker A: How'd it go? Did you obviously didn't get the million.
[00:44:13] Speaker B: We.
[00:44:13] Speaker A: Did you get the million? Just hide.
[00:44:15] Speaker C: It's, it's.
[00:44:16] Speaker B: What was the question? Out. I know, I know the question.
[00:44:20] Speaker C: Which one of these is not a bronte sister?
[00:44:23] Speaker A: A what?
[00:44:23] Speaker C: Yeah, a bronte sister. Not a bronte sister.
[00:44:28] Speaker A: Oh dear. Who, what was it? Was the choices the answer was Emily.
[00:44:32] Speaker B: Or you put Emily.
[00:44:35] Speaker C: No, Isabella. I don't know why I went out. Isabella. No, I do know why. Because it's. Trust me, Paul, when you go do a game show in eastern states, it's really, really hard yards because they fly you out, you lose 2 hours.
[00:44:50] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:44:51] Speaker B: You get into Melbourne, daylight saving there.
[00:44:54] Speaker C: Yeah, 3 hours. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And you potter around then you have to get up at 05:00 in the morning to go to the studio for the rehearsals that last all day rehearsals.
Yeah. 05:00 in the morning is my. 03:00 in the morning. So Brad and I went over and so when you go out for dinner, you try and go to bed at 09:00 well, it's. To you, it's. It's 06:00 in the evening and you can't get to sleep and you wake up 05:00 Melbourne time, they take you out there and you spend all day rehearsing. And by the time they actually come to the actual filming of your episode, your eyes are hanging out of here. It is West Australians. It's really hard for West Australians. Yeah. And I was. My eyes were absolutely. I was knackered. And the worst thing is, as soon as I answered the question and Eddie said, are you sure? And it's like, yeah, lock it in, Eddie. And as soon as you locked it in and he went, he. I think he repeated the question. He said, and you answered Isabella. And I think it was at that moment I went, oh, God, I fucked up. Oh, and I was on the $20,000 question.
[00:46:04] Speaker A: Yeah, there you go. You lost it.
[00:46:09] Speaker B: But it was a good weekend, though.
[00:46:10] Speaker A: Yeah, well, with the theme that.
Yeah, he didn't get. He didn't get his money, so no point talking. No.
[00:46:17] Speaker B: Well, they picked us up in a limo and then we got shoved back to the airport in a six van minivan. Budget, mind, really.
[00:46:24] Speaker A: Do it. Well, possibility of winning and you go home and. Like the losers van. Yeah.
[00:46:30] Speaker B: Come on.
[00:46:30] Speaker C: It was.
It was. It was a flight for two of us, Qantas to Melbourne. And then the limo picked us up.
[00:46:38] Speaker A: Was it business class with the name.
[00:46:39] Speaker C: The printed out. The printed, printed name card did the show. And that night. It was that night, wouldn't it? It was a. Yeah, all of you all into the van and they just took it. And Weir Asia.
[00:46:53] Speaker B: Yes, they did.
[00:46:55] Speaker C: No, virgin. It was virtue.
[00:46:56] Speaker B: Sorry, that was virgin. But at the time. I mean, Qantas is still probably classified as a hierarchy one. But at the time it was. Qantas was up there and so the virgin was here. But, yeah, some.
[00:47:08] Speaker A: And now it's the other way around.
Yeah.
[00:47:11] Speaker B: Generally it is, yeah. It's quite fun. It was quite funny. Yeah.
[00:47:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:47:13] Speaker B: But it was experience.
[00:47:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
So let's get back to the theme. What do you reckon? He's bouncing around all. We bounced all around it.
[00:47:23] Speaker B: Well, I'm staying at zero three, but I don't think I'm right. But I can't originally. Then I changed it to three.
[00:47:30] Speaker C: I'm thinking. I'm looking at it shortly after I stopped. Shortly after I stopped djing.
[00:47:36] Speaker A: 58.
[00:47:45] Speaker C: Do you want me to be on the show next week?
[00:47:47] Speaker A: We should have a score.
[00:47:48] Speaker C: We should have you.
[00:47:50] Speaker A: We should have a score for one liners.
[00:47:52] Speaker B: No scripts.
[00:47:55] Speaker A: It was 2201 and oh three. Yeah, yeah.
[00:48:04] Speaker B: He was doing an Eddie McGuire, mate, you sure you gotta stay at an zero three?
[00:48:07] Speaker A: Yep.
But, yeah, it was oh two. It was o two. But the ARIA charts.
If you look on the ARIA charts, it says it's 2001.
[00:48:19] Speaker C: Um, that.
[00:48:20] Speaker A: Actually.
[00:48:20] Speaker C: I'm quite surprised with that one because they're australian. But I. You actually find that a lot with. Especially in the eighties. The charts will say this came out in this year and it's like, well, no, it didn't actually hit Australia until the year after. I always. I usually always subtract it. Subtract. What year did this song come out? Well, it came out in Australia in 1984, so I'll say 1983.
[00:48:43] Speaker A: I did, yeah.
[00:48:43] Speaker C: I did.
[00:48:44] Speaker A: But I did a. The number one song in 2002 on the re charts, I think was eminem or something like that. So I checked and there's Eminem song, which is on the 2001 charts, was released in 2002, so.
[00:49:00] Speaker C: Oh, really?
[00:49:01] Speaker B: That was.
[00:49:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:05] Speaker B: Eight mile. It was off. It was eight mile album. The outmodel movie. What was song? Um, there's a song that wasn't. Hey, lose yourself.
[00:49:15] Speaker C: Anybody listening?
[00:49:16] Speaker A: Pretty sure that loses.
Don't say that. They'll probably get up and walk out.
[00:49:23] Speaker B: Yeah, they'll unsubscribe. Don't say that. Make sure everyone subscribes.
[00:49:26] Speaker A: Yeah. There you go. So you type in ARIA Charts 2002, and it comes up with ARIA, top singles chart. And you click it because it got Wikipedia list of top 25 singles in 2002.
And then you list the singles chart, the ARIA charts.
It has without me, M and M.
And when you google that, it was released in 2002.
[00:49:51] Speaker C: So do you remember. Do you remember the 06:00 p.m. charts back?
[00:49:56] Speaker B: Yes.
Yes.
[00:49:58] Speaker C: And purely west australian. Purely west australian. And it was based on the sales from a couple of record stores. Yeah.
[00:50:04] Speaker A: Yeah. It's going to be, um. Colin, Jackie o doing the. Doing it soon.
[00:50:09] Speaker B: Yeah. They'll go based out of Melbourne.
[00:50:11] Speaker A: Yeah, well, they're based out of there in Sydney. They're just taking over Sydney Melbourne. They'll be here soon.
[00:50:17] Speaker B: They'll be, yeah, but they're still living in Sydney. But they're just radioing at air. Radio and get a Melbourne. Remember they'll. Ronnie six FM rocks. And then it had whatever your suburb or rocks, whatever. Remember those stickers around that? They went there ten years.
[00:50:30] Speaker C: That was good marketing.
[00:50:32] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:50:32] Speaker B: That was right. Marketing.
[00:50:34] Speaker A: You used to get stickers from zeldas. What were they? They were, um, the strippers, the skimpies one.
[00:50:39] Speaker B: Skimpies. Yeah.
[00:50:42] Speaker C: Oh, definitely. Raunchy girls. Raunchy girls stickers.
[00:50:46] Speaker A: Yeah, raunchy girls. That's the one. Yeah.
How many stickers have you got right now?
[00:50:56] Speaker C: I used. I used to think it was quite funny because, like, the. The guys, because the girls would like, stick them on their bums and their boobs and all that. And the guys had written them off and. And guys had loved that. They got a sticker and I was like, oh, what's the big deal? Because I was just like, they were just working girls and I used to work with them and it was like. It was no, no biggie.
[00:51:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:16] Speaker C: It's really weird when.
When, like, the nightclub, the original old, old whiskey, ogo's nightclub, used to have strippers on Thursday night.
[00:51:26] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:51:27] Speaker C: And a lot of them were girls, like university girls who just. Who needed money to, you know, to pay their suit likes. And they used to come down to Rockingham because nobody knew them. And that's it. And I was the DJ. And the thing is, you get a bit blase about working with DJ's. With. Yeah, yeah. You do get blase about working with DJ's, but you get blase about working with strippers and skimpy girls. It's like, oh, you know, you knock on the dressing room door, come in, you walk in, they're all half dressed. Have you got your music tape?
[00:51:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:57] Speaker C: No, you really do. It's no biggie. Yeah, no big deal.
[00:52:01] Speaker A: Do you know what they do now?
[00:52:02] Speaker C: You know.
[00:52:03] Speaker A: You know what the university students do now?
Only. Only fans.
[00:52:08] Speaker C: Only fans.
[00:52:09] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They killed.
[00:52:13] Speaker C: Yeah. But the only trouble is with that, there is danger that some will find your page that knows you like. I actually, there was a lovely girl called Donna and she used to. Every second Thursday she'd do. And she was such a sweetie and she was the one that actually told me the stories because she knew a lot of girls said, yeah, we. Most of us are uni students and we come down here to Rockingham because nobody knows this. None of our friends will ever see us. None of our friends will ever come to Rockingham on a Thursday night. No one goes to Rockingham and earning $200 or whatever.
[00:52:46] Speaker A: Yeah, no one goes to rock.
[00:52:48] Speaker B: I actually went to was before. In fact, it was Christmas drinks. Our office, our old office was just near the Brisbane river, just in the port of Brisbane. They're similar, like a free mental. And there's a pub there.
Metro area.
[00:53:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:04] Speaker B: Friday skimpies. I haven't. I've never even heard of a Friday's kimpi for probably ten years.
And Friday afternoon and I still don't know. Was it a Christmas thing? Yeah, every Friday between four and six. Skimpies.
[00:53:18] Speaker A: Yeah, they do that.
[00:53:20] Speaker B: Memories of chase of the elders and that.
[00:53:24] Speaker C: But do you think that because of my experience, because I really don't see the point of what just seeing a stripper or a girl walking around with.
[00:53:34] Speaker B: A. Oh, it does nothing for me.
[00:53:38] Speaker C: And is that. Is that because it does nothing for me or the fact that I've. I spent a huge, you know, a big part of my djing life did involve working with strippers. And I just.
[00:53:47] Speaker B: I think it's more the be than the hour. Yeah. To be honest. Definitely more than. Yep, definitely.
And, um. No, no. I mean, look, I couldn't give two flying fucks, to be honest. But the fact that it was. I couldn't believe that there's actually a skimpy bar in the metropolitan area of a capital city. I thought it was only like Kalgoorlie and Mount Isa and Canberra. Townsville and Canberra.
[00:54:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:54:11] Speaker B: Canberra.
[00:54:11] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:54:12] Speaker B: Head office.
So.
[00:54:25] Speaker C: I've never thought of it that way. Act the head of head office.
Anyway, boys.
[00:54:33] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:54:34] Speaker C: It's parallel p time, so shall we call it a day?
[00:54:38] Speaker B: God, he's very ritual with his.
Yeah, you should be a journalist on 60 minutes.
[00:54:43] Speaker A: But it takes him an hour and a half. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. But, um.
But we're not at the 60 minutes mark yet. We're only at 54, 54 and 52.
Yeah, yeah. You're trying to rip off the viewers.
[00:54:59] Speaker C: And you're one of the main stuff on top. No, no, you guys don't turn up on time. That's what the problem.
[00:55:05] Speaker B: No, the problem we got here is I watch home and away and it finishes at 730. So on my last ad break, I get my drinks ready, computers on, and then once I see the last credits for home and away, bang, I'm on. So blame channel seven.
[00:55:20] Speaker A: I haven't seen home and away since Melissa George was on it, but I've missed an episode.
[00:55:25] Speaker B: 87 and we're over 4000 now.
[00:55:30] Speaker C: You know what? I was one of the only people that liked Justine Clarke. I still love justine Clarke.
[00:55:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah? She's on more play school.
[00:55:38] Speaker B: She looks. She looks fucking older than she's. She hasn't aged well.
[00:55:43] Speaker A: No, she's.
[00:55:44] Speaker C: She's lovely.
[00:55:45] Speaker B: Has not aged well. She's in, uh, play school. She's in, um.
No. Royal flying doctors with Steve.
[00:55:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:55:53] Speaker B: Justin Clark.
[00:55:54] Speaker C: Yeah, she's still acting. Yeah.
[00:55:56] Speaker B: Yeah, she's still acting. Yeah.
[00:55:58] Speaker A: Yeah. But who you go.
[00:56:03] Speaker B: No, no, I was just gonna sort of, in the last few minutes, finishing our recordings on a. On Bali things for next week. But you chuck yours in before you hit to a finale of Bali.
[00:56:13] Speaker A: That's right. You keep talking. I'm just writing some notes for next week, so. Home.
[00:56:18] Speaker B: I don't like him when he dies. He's not my boss. You know what? Snakes live and away, you prick.
Oh, yes, Paul, you're my little. My thing is, I don't know what you call it, but you spelled Rockingham wrong. Either that or delivery went rock and.
[00:56:34] Speaker A: I don't know Rockingham in my brief.
[00:56:36] Speaker B: Rock'n'em.
[00:56:36] Speaker C: Rockin'em.
[00:56:37] Speaker A: Yeah, rockin'em rockin'em. Um, there's two things they don't have in Rockingham that's grilling. Grammar and spelling and teeth.
[00:56:46] Speaker B: And a very confusing father's day. Cause no fucking knows which one's their dad.
Can't remember his name.
The chaser's days, mate.
They'll all be fucking grandparents by now.
[00:57:03] Speaker A: No wonder we've got no subscribers. They're all, like, to take us to court for something.
[00:57:09] Speaker B: They hear. Comments like, this, mate, will be fucking doubled. Yeah. Lovers.
[00:57:13] Speaker A: Oh, well, hopefully we'll pick up.
[00:57:16] Speaker B: So we need to obviously sass all this out. We're all on Wi Fi and all that sort of shit, so, you know, message either me or Al.
[00:57:23] Speaker A: We should have got some business cards made up.
Yeah.
[00:57:27] Speaker B: Jesus. Now you fucking would have gone an I. Corporate. Gonna get a box at Flemington Race course.
[00:57:31] Speaker A: No, you could. You could have just gone on to the Bali beach and it's gone streaming.
[00:57:40] Speaker B: I did. Speaking of boxers, gentlemen, I did get a. I talked my boss into it. He gave me the approval today to get a box of ten at the Broncos storm, September 5.
[00:57:51] Speaker A: Box of ten. What?
[00:57:52] Speaker B: Corporate box.
[00:57:53] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:57:54] Speaker B: Ten people. Corporate box.
[00:57:56] Speaker A: Who they plan.
[00:57:57] Speaker B: We missed out on storm.
Broncos. Because we missed out on startup origin.
[00:58:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Whose broncos playing? Who are they playing?
[00:58:05] Speaker B: Storm.
[00:58:06] Speaker A: Ah. Two bottled salad dwellers.
[00:58:09] Speaker B: Well, we wanted panthers. Um, sold out.
[00:58:13] Speaker A: Yeah. What would you want? Pants.
[00:58:14] Speaker B: Who's your team?
Who's your team, Paul?
[00:58:18] Speaker A: Bulldogs.
[00:58:19] Speaker B: Oh, doggies.
[00:58:21] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:58:21] Speaker B: Canterbury. Bulldogs.
[00:58:22] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:58:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay.
[00:58:23] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:58:24] Speaker A: I've been going for them since 1978. I think it was eight years old.
[00:58:29] Speaker B: Yep. Well done, Al. Thanks, mate. We'll have a chat about that over Bintang.
[00:58:32] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:58:33] Speaker B: Monday.
[00:58:34] Speaker C: So I'll not mention that I'm a Raiders fan then.
[00:58:37] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's NFL act, mate. We'll leave it at that.
[00:58:47] Speaker A: Yep. There you go.
[00:58:48] Speaker B: Storms. My second. No, actually, no, I'll go for dolphins now anyway. I'm a dolphins.
[00:58:54] Speaker A: Yeah. I still can't get over the colors of the dolphins anyway.
[00:58:57] Speaker C: No.
[00:58:58] Speaker B: So, um, Bali live. Uh, are we going to leave it at. At 530, or are we going to go to five or what?
[00:59:08] Speaker C: Sunset's just after 606:06.
[00:59:11] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's sunset, so that's dark. So do you want to. Do you want to actually have the sun?
[00:59:15] Speaker C: That's when the sun.
So probably around about 06:00 the sun will be hitting the horizon.
[00:59:22] Speaker A: Yeah. So if we do it at 530, then I can. Then I can put it on the social media.
I'll put on social media.
Yeah. I put us put on the social media and get everyone to be able to log in.
We're logging this way. We're logging this way. The same way to take it all.
[00:59:41] Speaker B: Hat.
[00:59:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Cigars. And you don't worry about the glasses.
[00:59:47] Speaker C: Sunglasses.
[00:59:48] Speaker A: How's God has up the glasses? Just a straw hat and cigars. I want to see you sitting on the beach smoking cigars and straw hats.
[00:59:57] Speaker C: How about we do. How about we do pink floral shirts? They're going to be hard to get in Bali.
[01:00:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Right out.
[01:00:05] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm hearing you, mate. I'm hearing you.
[01:00:08] Speaker A: Pink.
[01:00:10] Speaker B: Pink hawaiian shirts.
[01:00:12] Speaker A: Shirts.
[01:00:14] Speaker C: Got that.
[01:00:15] Speaker B: I'm spilling. We can't get those. The white logo t shirts, because we can have those underneath. Yeah, have the open. But the pink wine but.
[01:00:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it would look good, too, with the logo being in the pink shirt. That would be.
[01:00:27] Speaker B: That would look good.
[01:00:29] Speaker A: So when you. When you're flying out?
[01:00:31] Speaker C: Uh, Friday. I'm flying out Saturday.
[01:00:35] Speaker A: Oh, I got Friday off.
[01:00:38] Speaker B: Well, you want to come over? I'm ex Brisbane.
[01:00:41] Speaker A: No, no, Al's just down the road somewhat somewhere.
Drop them down. Drop them down to HBF and get myself a free teddy bear trade. Yeah.
[01:00:55] Speaker C: No teddy bears. We don't do it anymore. Teddy bears are gone.
[01:00:59] Speaker B: So they get your teddy bear from your drawers. I mean.
[01:01:02] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:01:05] Speaker C: Well.
[01:01:05] Speaker A: What?
[01:01:05] Speaker C: Only last year, I think we stopped doing them. But they collected items now. Yeah, pretty much.
[01:01:11] Speaker B: What size shirt are you gonna. Paul?
[01:01:12] Speaker A: Large.
[01:01:15] Speaker B: And I went double XL.
[01:01:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:01:17] Speaker B: So how does. I don't know what you like. I've never given you a bear hug, but look as skinny as our. But you're not as big as me, either. No, when I say XXL, I'm with the.
[01:01:29] Speaker A: Basically.
[01:01:29] Speaker C: No, Paul's. Paul is about. He's a little bit. No, it's actually about the same size as me. Paul's quite short. Sorry. Don't take this badly, Paul. Paul's took shorter than me, but around about the same bill.
[01:01:43] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. If you want. If you get a Kmart T shirt, they're just a plain white Kmart T shirt.
[01:01:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll do XXL. I've done. I've bought white xxls became.
[01:01:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. That's too easy.
[01:01:56] Speaker C: Well, if you can. If you can get them up to the city, Paul. Before Thursday.
Yeah, because I'm not worried. I'll be working from home Friday, but.
[01:02:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
Yeah.
[01:02:06] Speaker B: Well, whereabouts are you? Baseball?
[01:02:08] Speaker A: Um, Rockingham.
[01:02:12] Speaker B: Oh, you live in algorithm.
[01:02:13] Speaker A: Yeah, but I work. I work in Perth.
I'm gonna say.
[01:02:17] Speaker B: Would it be. No, that's easy. I was gonna go drop it off his front door, but.
[01:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I just up work. Up the road or down? Up the road. Down the road from mount well, the other side of Perth, outside of town. He's down, Shell. I'm up the other end anyway. Cool.
[01:02:35] Speaker B: Sort it out.
[01:02:36] Speaker A: Cool.
You got to say your words, Al.
[01:02:42] Speaker C: Good night, Australia.
