Episode Transcript
[00:00:15] Speaker A: Are you there?
That's working. That's working. It's working. And you can hear me?
It's working. So we're gonna do this.
Oh, it's all working. It's working. Except for you there.
Yeah.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:49] Speaker A: No.
[00:00:50] Speaker C: Jesus. Good evening, gentlemen.
Full of excitement tonight, aren't you, Al?
[00:00:55] Speaker A: Yeah. If anyone's stream listening in on YouTube, they can message us because the messages are working. I have got them working.
[00:01:02] Speaker C: You sure? Because check the Internet.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I can show you. I can get them up, but I can't get them down again.
See?
[00:01:10] Speaker B: Hi.
[00:01:11] Speaker C: Yeah, my wife loves it when I.
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Say that to some reason I might. Let me clear it now.
Yep.
[00:01:24] Speaker B: It's Monday. I'm slow.
[00:01:25] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:01:27] Speaker C: Anyway, mate, Paul's fucking wicketkeeper got that one. Went straight over his head.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: Oh no, I got it. I was just, um. You see, now it's all stark, so. Isn't there? No point doing that.
[00:01:36] Speaker C: That's fucked.
[00:01:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:01:37] Speaker C: What are we drinking, gentlemen?
[00:01:39] Speaker A: What? Let me.
[00:01:39] Speaker C: Now.
[00:01:40] Speaker A: I mean, just clear. There we go. Oh, I see what's happening now.
Yeah, I see what's happened. Doesn't matter to Al. What are you drinking?
[00:01:48] Speaker D: No, I didn't have time to go down the bottle though, so I'm just drinking the old shit.
[00:01:57] Speaker A: Who's next?
[00:01:58] Speaker C: Yep, I've got this.
[00:02:00] Speaker A: You get hold in front of the camera.
[00:02:03] Speaker C: It's really weird.
[00:02:04] Speaker D: I've just tuned into the YouTube live stream and there's a delay.
[00:02:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:12] Speaker C: Every week I've been on this.
[00:02:13] Speaker A: Yeah, there is. Because it takes time for everything to.
[00:02:15] Speaker C: I say something funny and then all three guys laugh about 7 seconds later.
[00:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:20] Speaker C: What's that shit like?
[00:02:22] Speaker A: Well, I like it. I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying it. Yeah, I'm enjoying it. I don't know where it's from or if I just saw it was there, it was a lager and I thought, fricking a craft beer and a lager.
Gotta try it.
[00:02:34] Speaker B: It's actually, you know, the. Obviously the thing on the side of the flower thing in trio, the rights to that or the trademark were up and available. So these guys in Perth grabbed it and then the idea was to create dingo lager. So they just get it made by White Lakes in about the bell divers area. White Lakes Brewery make out for them. One of the best lager breweries in WA. And. Yeah, so the brand is just dingo lager. I think they might be making a mid strength now too.
[00:03:02] Speaker A: Yeah.
Which is west australian. Is it?
[00:03:06] Speaker B: Yep, yep.
[00:03:07] Speaker A: Bloody beautiful.
[00:03:09] Speaker C: Great beer was, uh, held by the bond corporation for decades, wasn't it? That was an Alan Bond thing, wasn't it?
[00:03:17] Speaker B: I think so.
[00:03:19] Speaker A: All right, well, we're gonna.
[00:03:22] Speaker B: Locals got it now.
[00:03:23] Speaker A: Gotta get into this because the, um, the, the show tonight is called banned again.
Um, last week we got one, one strike, which has been premier, pretty much fixed up. So hours and five. I had it. I had the list here.
[00:03:40] Speaker C: Well done.
[00:03:41] Speaker A: Alzon. Five. Brad's on to I'm on one and Mike. Mike's on two. I can't remember. It's all been fixed up now. Is there? It was a song. Yeah, just a song that come up. But Michael's one is the gift that keeps on given is why we've put a ban on the Beatles. They're owned by their catalogs, owned by Apple or something crazy like that.
And I was putting on the dispute for it, for the video, not for the audio, for the video. And they've come back and said, nah, not good enough. And they're sticking with their copyright and they want us to take it down. But I can't take it down. I can't edit it out because they've blocked us. Put a disputing on the audio as well. Until that's fixed up, I can't edit anything to say we've removed it.
So yeah, the. Michael's our friend, our new. Meet Michael, our new friend video isn't available on YouTube, but you can listen to. On everything else. You can sit on Spotify and the rest of it. Well, they haven't banned us.
[00:04:52] Speaker D: We're all familiar with the dark web.
[00:04:55] Speaker A: Yeah, you look like you'd be along on the dark web.
That's.
[00:05:00] Speaker C: Fucking hell.
That's our second flatmates, the dark web.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: This is casting couch.
I don't know what it is. I don't know what the casting couch is, but.
[00:05:19] Speaker D: Google it.
[00:05:23] Speaker A: I'm just topping up a drink.
[00:05:26] Speaker B: So we are we still allow a broadcast into Asia or we get canceled from there as well?
[00:05:31] Speaker C: Oh yeah. How'd we go?
[00:05:32] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know. We'll get updated as time goes by, but.
[00:05:36] Speaker B: Oh good. Oh good.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: Yeah, we haven't. Yeah, we're in the australian awards. I know that much, but. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't heard nothing back from them yet. Hopefully, hopefully that. Hopefully they'll um.
[00:05:46] Speaker C: Well, no news is good news, right.
[00:05:48] Speaker A: Imagine if we.
[00:05:48] Speaker C: Imagine if we got an award in Asia.
[00:05:53] Speaker A: Mate.
[00:05:53] Speaker C: We could go nuts.
[00:05:57] Speaker A: Look at the excitement coming out of our.
[00:06:02] Speaker B: How many ambient have you had tonight?
[00:06:04] Speaker D: On Monday?
No, I've been in training all day. I'm training, yeah, I'm all good. Just.
I'll come along.
[00:06:14] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:06:15] Speaker B: You get along there.
[00:06:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:17] Speaker C: All right, man. I've. I've had four, I repeat, four Gold coast trips in the last six working days. I am fucking over that gold coast, let me tell you. I got a mate of mine from Perth. Came in last Tuesday. Happy days. Went down and swam, had some lunch, boss. And I went down there last Monday. I went down there again last Thursday and then again today. I'm fucking over the Gold coast, man.
I know how many seats are on them.
[00:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, isn't it. Isn't that where all the hot chicks are in the Gold coast?
[00:06:45] Speaker C: Yeah, but it's that. It's that chaotic and that packed like fucking in the middle of Beijing. You can't look at anything make because you're right at the ass end of someone. And unfortunately that someone is a four wheel car, not someone that you like it to be.
[00:06:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
This Queensland, they have three wheel cars, two wheel cars.
[00:07:07] Speaker C: We got skids, one milk.
It's a Gold coast, mate. It's a completely different city. It's fucking out there, trust me.
But it's dry down. It's a fucking killer.
[00:07:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:21] Speaker C: Well, how far is it from my place? Normal. Like on a. Yeah, fucking Sunday lunchtime, probably an hour and 20.
[00:07:30] Speaker A: Oh, Jesus Christ. That's nothing. You don't let you. Impressive.
[00:07:35] Speaker C: I work Monday to Friday. You said how long? And I said, yes, Sunday.
[00:07:39] Speaker A: Long time.
[00:07:40] Speaker C: It's that on a weekday, it's 2 hours there. Bit over 2 hours back.
[00:07:44] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:07:45] Speaker C: It's not a sleepover, mate. It's fucking. That's your day's trip.
Yeah, unfortunately it's not asleep.
[00:07:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that's how long it takes for me to get to yan ship or something like that. On the train.
[00:07:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:01] Speaker D: How do you know? Brad? No longer lives in Perth. He complains about a trip. That's an hour and 20 minutes.
[00:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:11] Speaker C: Well.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
All right. Should we get the. Get Brad's music underway.
Hold on, Miss Greens. Disappear.
[00:08:27] Speaker C: He's a sarcastic shit, isn't he? I'm excited.
[00:08:30] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know because it's all like. We've already picked the theme.
[00:08:35] Speaker C: Oh, fuck off.
[00:08:36] Speaker A: It's good video clips.
Haven't we had one of your songs before?
[00:08:46] Speaker B: It's all casting couch videos.
[00:08:48] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:49] Speaker D: Yes, yes.
[00:08:52] Speaker A: Oh, it's a good song.
[00:08:54] Speaker B: Thanks.
[00:08:55] Speaker A: Me back.
[00:08:56] Speaker C: It does.
I was gonna put that on there. Take me back.
[00:08:59] Speaker A: You can. You can, um. Noise works, but this one, um. You can tell it's an old clip because the, um. The picture is square issue.
Yep.
Oh, they got the lighters out so you can tell it's old. Nowadays they use their mobile phones.
[00:09:25] Speaker D: I was looking and going, oh, they're good sing alongs and Brad likes them to do them at karaoke until we got to Enya. And I'm like, what the.
[00:09:34] Speaker A: I got it.
[00:09:34] Speaker D: That's not good music.
[00:09:36] Speaker A: It's something about his work, I reckon.
[00:09:39] Speaker C: I will say if anyone guesses it. Yeah, I will say, you're right. You got it.
[00:09:43] Speaker A: Oh, I hope so.
[00:09:45] Speaker C: But sometimes, you know, they go, oh, I don't know, like on radio stations. It's a classic. But anyway.
[00:09:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I reckon this, um, fans that he's worked for.
[00:10:00] Speaker D: Fans, he's done security.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: That's what I meant. Yeah. Fans he's done security for.
[00:10:06] Speaker C: I wish I could do security for Europe. No. And you're. I would have ran in sickness.
[00:10:13] Speaker A: He would have just sailed away.
[00:10:16] Speaker C: Yes, yes. 100%.
[00:10:18] Speaker A: All right, tell us about this song. Tell us why you picked. Why you picked the song. What's it. What?
[00:10:23] Speaker C: I can't tell you the reasons, not the theme, but.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: Okay. What. What influences it have on you. Because we've got it. If you don't commentate the song, they'll ban us. Yeah.
[00:10:31] Speaker C: No, no, no. Okay, so there's no specific reason.
There's a reason for the theme. Take the theme away. This is it now. I think it's one of the biggest songs. It's a bit like a John Farnham, you know, you're the voice. It's just one of those songs that a lot of commercial television and radios put on for. Let's go. Start of origin, let's go AFL grand finals, that sort of thing.
[00:10:57] Speaker A: Not AFL, it's hunters and collectors. The holy grail it is, but they.
[00:11:04] Speaker C: Put this on with like a minute ago or something.
[00:11:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:09] Speaker D: These are all songs. These are all songs that are played at AFL games or AFL. Big AFL games.
[00:11:16] Speaker A: Ah, yeah.
[00:11:18] Speaker C: Europe's never played at the GN.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: We shouldn't. Yeah.
[00:11:25] Speaker B: No, I think it's the big mullety perms. I think you had one when you were younger and you just relieved those moments. I can.
Down on the shoulders.
[00:11:40] Speaker C: Well, I wish I still had that figure.
[00:11:46] Speaker D: You never had that figure, mate.
[00:11:48] Speaker C: You never knew.
[00:11:51] Speaker D: I've known him a while.
[00:11:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Can you imagine me the other pants? Yep.
[00:11:55] Speaker C: Yeah.
So that was one of the main reasons I chose this song was because it's.
Well, it's. It's probably in the theme of this. It's. It's the start to a countdown of five songs crowding a theme. So what a good song to start you. Countdown of five.
[00:12:12] Speaker A: Okay, I'm just gonna drop it out so we don't get done for a whole freaking video that we edit out the whole intro bit. All right. Did you hear about Bon Jovi?
[00:12:24] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:12:25] Speaker A: You hear about Bon Jovi went on his son. No. He released another album and brought out that documentary.
And the documentary now going all crazy about Bonjon Bond, jovian. They brought out the new album and it was in the top charts for one week and then just. It disappeared. No one's buying it anymore because it sucks.
Yeah.
[00:12:51] Speaker C: Normally what happens there is they do an album and they follow through with the concert.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm not sure that's going to happen, but unless they're playing their old sheet, but, yeah, they, um.
[00:13:03] Speaker B: Maybe the age demographic of the Bon Jovi listeners couldn't figure out how to stream a song and went, they got.
[00:13:10] Speaker A: The greatest hits album. Well, they've got another greatest hits album in the charts as well, and that's still sticking around.
[00:13:17] Speaker D: How do you know? We got a fucking millennial on this show. He's given. He's given the boomers shit.
[00:13:23] Speaker A: Who's a millennial?
[00:13:26] Speaker B: Gen y boomer.
[00:13:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Who's a boomer? Are you a boomer owl?
[00:13:31] Speaker B: Would you be a boomer owl?
[00:13:32] Speaker D: I am, actually, yeah, I'm a boomer.
[00:13:34] Speaker A: Boomer owl. That's another word for lots, like boomerang, but boomer out.
[00:13:37] Speaker D: Boomer out.
[00:13:38] Speaker A: Yeah. He just doesn't come back.
[00:13:40] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:13:42] Speaker B: It's more like owl is like boo.
Boo.
[00:13:52] Speaker D: Okay, well, I was picked on our night tonight.
[00:13:55] Speaker A: I think that's everything.
Yeah.
[00:13:58] Speaker B: Yeah. You've come in, mopey. We're gonna pick on you.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: Yeah. And again, the time I didn't hit. I didn't hit record. I should have fucking. I was gonna record this war again. I was gonna record it in case YouTube blockers. I have to download it straight away.
It's not download it straight away, mate. I know. There's so many buttons.
There's so many buttons and things and knobs and things I got to play with and I get confused time to time.
$20 is $20.
$20 is $20.
[00:14:44] Speaker B: Is that a backwards hat you've got on there, man? Trying to get. The younger crowd.
[00:14:50] Speaker A: Came over.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: $2 is $2.
[00:14:54] Speaker A: Free candy. Jump in my van. Free candy.
[00:14:57] Speaker C: $20 is $20. That'll never lose.
[00:15:05] Speaker A: All right, here we go. Number two, run the paradise.
I remember these guys in Cannes and they were performing up there and they did their set and no one caught him from an encore and they were pissed off about it.
[00:15:21] Speaker C: I've heard, I heard about. I have heard that story.
[00:15:23] Speaker A: Yeah. They didn't.
Everyone just continued on drinking.
There was that trombone.
Who's this man?
But not bad. They're still touring on like three songs. Yeah, they've got like three songs. Where'd Algo red Elga?
[00:15:46] Speaker C: How's gone?
Ow.
[00:15:48] Speaker A: Ow.
He doesn't like this song.
[00:15:52] Speaker B: Oh, it's the song, yeah. Maybe we gave him too much shit.
[00:15:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
Don't tell me I've got to put a lifeline fucking thingy in there.
[00:16:06] Speaker C: What, an hour speed rack thingy.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: No lifeline. He's disappeared. We've upset him.
Michael's doing his business on these. Just sending emails off the front and center.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: No, I was googling what do choir boys and final countdown and the answer was nothing.
[00:16:25] Speaker A: Brad. They've got Brad in common.
The mullet. The mullet haircut.
[00:16:33] Speaker B: It is the hair.
[00:16:35] Speaker C: Yeah. Well, I mean, these guys are touring, as you say. They still tour on three songs.
[00:16:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:40] Speaker C: And they still get crowds in there. They still feel that mosh pit.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Because people just look forward to this song and they. Yeah.
You're crackly tonight, Michael was. You got bad Internet with your bad weather.
Yeah, maybe.
[00:17:02] Speaker B: I'm pretty close to the Internet.
[00:17:05] Speaker A: That's just crackly.
[00:17:08] Speaker C: But it's only just started, though.
[00:17:10] Speaker B: Yeah, he's made me look bad.
[00:17:13] Speaker A: Yeah, it doesn't matter. He should be back.
See where he went.
Send him a message.
I can hear him. Can hear him coming back a while.
[00:17:24] Speaker C: Back with 1927 and they not sing their main hit. They weren't told. They weren't allowed to sing it.
[00:17:32] Speaker A: Why?
[00:17:35] Speaker C: That was it. They gave him a choice.
They gave him a choice. And I've got. It was the reason. The main reason is they're not the main act. So they finished on.
That's what I think.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:49] Speaker C: That takes away the main act. I can't even remember who.
[00:17:54] Speaker A: 1927. Couldn't sing their main song.
[00:17:56] Speaker C: Couldn't send their main song because everyone's coming up. Where's that song? I don't know.
[00:18:01] Speaker A: What the fuck?
[00:18:02] Speaker C: A playlist.
[00:18:03] Speaker A: Yeah, they're another one.
[00:18:06] Speaker C: I think it was. I think the Village people. There's a village people with a top actor. That probably explains it.
[00:18:11] Speaker A: But they're still touring as well. 1927. And they only had one song. Two song. Two songs. Two songs.
Yeah, they had albums but their songs were like how many hits?
[00:18:26] Speaker C: Five or six, I reckon.
[00:18:29] Speaker A: Can you name them?
Compulsory hero. Compulsory hero you go to too.
[00:18:40] Speaker C: That's nothing. Give you.
[00:18:48] Speaker A: The song that I got laughed off. Hey. Hey, it's Saturday on. Is that the one they had on? Hey. Hate Saturday.
Red Simons or someone told them they'll never be anything and kicked them off.
[00:18:57] Speaker C: Um.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: Kicked them off. I hate Saturday night.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's got nothing to do with, um.
[00:19:04] Speaker C: No, it has.
The choir boys.
[00:19:08] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's where I.
[00:19:10] Speaker C: That's where I like that song. They still the three hit wonders?
[00:19:13] Speaker A: Yep. Three hit wonders. Well, Europe only had. How many hits did Europe have?
[00:19:18] Speaker C: Probably two.
[00:19:20] Speaker B: Maybe this is the theme.
[00:19:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, few hit.
[00:19:24] Speaker D: One hit wonders. Two hit wonders.
[00:19:26] Speaker C: Yeah, a few hit wonders.
[00:19:28] Speaker B: How far all touring at the moment.
[00:19:30] Speaker A: Yeah. And how far Brad can count.
[00:19:35] Speaker C: While I've got only one hand available.
[00:19:39] Speaker B: Hey, Brady.
[00:19:40] Speaker A: Hey.
[00:19:40] Speaker B: Hey, Brad. You like me? Do you take your socks off to get to 20?
[00:19:48] Speaker C: I've only got nine toes.
No, I haven't. I'm only joking.
[00:19:59] Speaker A: Dropped me pants and I've got 3ft.
I was at this new dispatch the other way. No, I was at this new dispatch the other week and I was working on my tan and I come out the water. I'm just, like, strutting my stuff, coming out of the water with a bit of swagger and, like, it's dragging 3ft behind me and everyone's looking at me, you know, what else can you say? But doesn't yours shrivel when it gets wet?
I'll keep it clean.
So I've lost track of time for Al's pee break, so we just have to let me know when Al goes for his pee break or did you just go for one?
[00:20:43] Speaker D: No, no, it has a moment. It's all good.
[00:20:45] Speaker A: Yep. What we've got to do, we've got to be get serious and contact Michael during and we can, say, hook us up with some. Some flavors and. And sponsor for our pee break. We keep forgetting to do it.
[00:20:58] Speaker B: That's a good idea.
[00:20:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:20:59] Speaker C: How the fuck's Michael gonna go to. Listen, can I get you to sponsor me mates pee break?
[00:21:03] Speaker A: No, it doesn't have to sponsor like this.
We'll put their name up and say it's ours. Our pre break, brought to you by such and such brewery.
We can do one each week. Yeah, we can just say it's brought to you by this brewery this week and then if they tell us what. What beers I do, we can go to the hunt down a bottle shop or get on Uber and get some.
[00:21:23] Speaker D: See, I also think, to be honest with you guys, just say hypothetical, we'd organize to go up to on Sunday because I had nothing on.
[00:21:36] Speaker A: You know, I cleaned the house I.
[00:21:37] Speaker D: Did with Saturday, but I got up, I made myself a BLT. I looked at the front and went, I'm going nowhere today. It was diabolically cold and miserable. So even if we had them organized, I'm grabbing Duna. I'm going to be watching Netflix all day.
[00:21:58] Speaker A: Soft.
[00:22:00] Speaker B: So he watches the AFLW fair weather catcher upper.
[00:22:03] Speaker A: Yes. That's next week. I'm away next week. So we won't be able to shoot or do this next week.
[00:22:14] Speaker C: Next week.
[00:22:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm working in our karatha.
Sort of like the same, but different.
[00:22:25] Speaker C: I need 24 hours to get me fucking jet laid back from the flight from Perth to Brisbane.
[00:22:28] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:22:29] Speaker C: Fucking huge.
[00:22:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:30] Speaker C: Actually. Nice yellow way around.
[00:22:32] Speaker A: Yep. I'm going to do it soon. I'm going to. We're going to the Gold coast to see Pearl jam.
No.
[00:22:44] Speaker C: People'S choice stadium.
[00:22:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I think so. Yeah. I think that's the one.
[00:22:49] Speaker C: The most fucking pathetic stadium I've ever fucking sat my ass in.
[00:22:53] Speaker A: You get. You get the twits, right? You got to give them points for trying, but, you know, that doesn't work. They got on Facebook and going, everyone signed this petition to get Pearl Jam to come to Perth. It's like as if they're going to get a, you know, 500 signatures and they're going to, oh, yeah, let's go to Perth. No.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: Times. They know where we are.
[00:23:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:23:16] Speaker B: They're not silly.
[00:23:17] Speaker A: They want to know where the money is.
[00:23:19] Speaker C: That's what they do.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay.
[00:23:23] Speaker C: You know, like, even coldplay this year, it's Melbourne and Sydney only. Not even coming to brizzy.
[00:23:27] Speaker A: No. Oh, who goes to busy?
[00:23:30] Speaker C: Yeah. There was no stadium and. And they're all. They're all stadium. They're all sold out.
[00:23:36] Speaker A: Yep. That's why they sell them out. They went everywhere. They wouldn't sell out because half the people wouldn't go to go there. They'd wait till they come to their town.
That's why it's sold out here in Perth. Because everyone, when they come to Perth, everyone flew across from the east.
You couldn't get accommodation in Perth when they were here.
So everyone. Everyone come over from the east. So that's. And the Perth government was straight government paid from the come. Come, which is.
[00:24:04] Speaker C: Yeah, that figures never been disclosed, has it?
[00:24:08] Speaker A: No. There's.
[00:24:08] Speaker C: Anyone got any leaks oh, yeah.
[00:24:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:12] Speaker D: There was constantly, mate, you know that. Once every half hour or so.
[00:24:19] Speaker C: Yeah, right. Oh, Al's back. Al's one of the boys now.
[00:24:22] Speaker A: Yep. I think he's had. He must have had a lager.
[00:24:27] Speaker B: I think Coldplay misunderstood the west australian government's bid for them to come to Perth. It was actually. We'll give you 14 million to stay the fuck out of Perth. Like, if you just go somewhere else. And.
[00:24:43] Speaker A: So that's why Taylor Swift doesn't come here.
That's where all our gas royalties go to. Keeping people away.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: Which is.
[00:24:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's always good to know.
[00:24:57] Speaker D: Why am I on this show? You bag in the axe of some acts I like, okay?
[00:25:01] Speaker A: They're poppy and I like Coldplay.
[00:25:05] Speaker B: There's nothing wrong with Coldplay.
[00:25:10] Speaker A: We just need a, you know, what do they call the comedy sidekick?
We just need someone we know we got. If you don't want to do it, someone else will nominate to be it. Yeah, but Bradstone bread's too serious to do it.
[00:25:27] Speaker C: Cope, Brad.
[00:25:29] Speaker A: Serious?
[00:25:29] Speaker C: Really? Yeah.
They're at Marvel. Why would they put the fucking cold plate, the MCG for two sellout shows? They did that with Tom.
[00:25:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:25:40] Speaker C: And it's in November, so, you know, the fucking Melbourne cups at Flemington. So what's your excuse?
[00:25:45] Speaker A: Yeah, but how about them dockers in the footy home? Really? Well. West coast losers.
Yeah, I'm still. I'm still saying. Fremantle City grand final.
I've been saying. I've been saying it all season. Yep. Fremantle Sydney grand final.
Yep.
[00:26:11] Speaker C: Can't go past Carlton Sydney.
[00:26:13] Speaker A: No, Carlton. Carlton will lose it. They'll lose the plot. I'll stop waiting out.
[00:26:20] Speaker C: If the Dockers finish top four, they'll get two finals. Ones at home.
[00:26:23] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:26:25] Speaker C: That's a big one for them.
[00:26:26] Speaker A: If they. If they finish.
[00:26:28] Speaker C: If they finish top two, I'll probably.
[00:26:32] Speaker A: If they finish two or second or third, they end up in the opposite stream in the final series as Sydney. And they won't meet until the grand final unless they. Unless they lose. Let's say, start losing and then they do that swap over.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: I believe in free. I think they could do that for you.
[00:26:55] Speaker A: Yep. I reckon they will start losing. No, they won't do that.
[00:27:03] Speaker D: All the thematics and the day called in this podcast. There's a lot of purple, isn't it?
[00:27:10] Speaker A: Yeah. You'd like.
[00:27:13] Speaker C: Al's fucking.
[00:27:14] Speaker B: I didn't stone this.
[00:27:16] Speaker A: I said to Brad, I said to Al when we started, what colors do you like for the. For the logos and things? He's got. I like purples.
I just put purple into there.
[00:27:27] Speaker D: That Paul's ego.
[00:27:34] Speaker A: Yep. I mean, George cramping up from eating all the peanuts.
[00:27:41] Speaker D: You sure.
[00:27:47] Speaker A: They'Re salted peanuts?
[00:27:51] Speaker B: A friend mentioned that today, that every night he dips his. Dips his nuts into, like, litter at the end of the day. Pretty nuts.
[00:28:06] Speaker C: Sparkle, arsenal.
We're not keeping this plane anymore, are we? Right. We're fucking going nuts now, aren't we? We're just fucking.
[00:28:20] Speaker B: I think so.
[00:28:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
We're just. We've offended everyone so far tonight, so might as well just keep on going.
Well, let's go with song number three.
[00:28:33] Speaker C: This is Brad's fucking Enya. This is his grandma.
[00:28:35] Speaker A: No, no, no, it's not.
[00:28:37] Speaker B: So my big perm things out of the. Oh, no, not yet.
[00:28:42] Speaker C: Ah, retire.
[00:28:57] Speaker A: It's crackling going on. Crackly.
[00:28:59] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:29:03] Speaker C: Montage songs.
[00:29:04] Speaker B: Montage songs.
[00:29:05] Speaker A: Yeah, like Rocky.
[00:29:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:29:13] Speaker A: We did it.
I climb up the steps to my house and go, I've only got one step.
[00:29:23] Speaker C: Now, these guys, these are one hit wonders.
[00:29:27] Speaker A: Um, yeah.
[00:29:28] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:29:29] Speaker D: Pretty much.
[00:29:29] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:29:30] Speaker A: No, one hit wonder, a two hit.
[00:29:32] Speaker C: Wonder and a three hit wonder so far.
[00:29:34] Speaker D: Yeah, we've got a countdown.
[00:29:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
Three, two, one. Enya.
[00:29:49] Speaker C: I don't reckon I'm gonna get banned on that one, mate. No, I don't think Anya's fucking management team are gonna hear.
[00:29:55] Speaker A: So. Okay, what, what do you like about this song? What? What's so good about fire of the tiger?
[00:30:00] Speaker C: Well, probably very, um.
You'll get it in the theme answer, of course, but I picked this one and we'll go back to the Rockies. You know, this is always a pumped song. A song where you see it in, you know, rugby league. You'd probably play it.
[00:30:20] Speaker A: Yep, yep. Yeah.
[00:30:23] Speaker C: So that's like the final countdown. It's just an old song that. Just its own new identity.
[00:30:29] Speaker A: These are songs you psych yourself up or when before going to work, before he goes into a meeting, he's like, I have the tiger. I have the tiger. I have the tiger. Sail away, sail away, sail away.
[00:30:49] Speaker C: I'm gonna go and get on my plate on the Gold coast.
[00:30:53] Speaker A: Sail away, sail away we always do this. We're supposed to be talking about this song. We end up talking about something totally different.
[00:31:02] Speaker C: Yeah, we do.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: These guys don't have, oh, there's a mullet, there's a mullet. There's a mullet. Yeah.
[00:31:06] Speaker B: The perms were getting smaller.
[00:31:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:31:10] Speaker C: You know who he looks like? L. Yep.
[00:31:16] Speaker A: Looks like Frank Spencer.
Frank Spencer.
[00:31:22] Speaker C: He does. Honey, oh, God, I'm getting, I'm getting too old.
He does, honey.
[00:31:40] Speaker A: I was getting pink eye.
Pink eyes.
[00:31:46] Speaker D: No. Whenever I very rarely rub my eyes, but it always with the knuckle or my left hand.
[00:31:54] Speaker A: First or second knuckle.
[00:31:56] Speaker C: Yeah, it's very precisely the first knuckle.
[00:31:59] Speaker A: But.
[00:31:59] Speaker D: I know, but I also wash my hands diligently after doing the business.
[00:32:05] Speaker A: Yep. Oh, yeah.
[00:32:05] Speaker C: Have you been on the peep?
Sorry, have you been on your peep? Because I'm gonna go and get another drink.
[00:32:12] Speaker A: Yeah, no, he hasn't been on his people.
[00:32:14] Speaker D: We're only coming up to half an hour now.
[00:32:16] Speaker A: All right, but you know what happened to Al?
You know what happened to Al.
Went and saw, um, one of the ladies of the night and she, um. You said. She said she'll do it for $20. Do it for, do it for $20.
Went around the back of dark alleyway, now has his, does his deed. Don't go anywhere, Brad. You're going to miss the punchline.
Oh, okay. Then it's, oh, he does, he goes out the back and has his, does his deed. And when he finishes, he ends up at $20 and he goes, oh, that was the best I've ever had. She said, yeah, well, I popped my glass eye out and you did my eye socket and you. Oh, yuck. But that was so nice. She said, well, next time you're in town, I'll keep an eye out for you.
No, they just come to me occasionally. Yeah.
When you talk, when you're rubbing your eye and you're up to your second knuckle and your eyeball, I thought, oh, that's what come to me.
[00:33:21] Speaker B: This is perfect.
[00:33:22] Speaker A: Perfect segue.
[00:33:23] Speaker D: All right, I'm going to take my half time pale lp break and get another beer.
[00:33:29] Speaker A: All right. There you go. There's our pee break. Brought to you by Indian Ocean. Indian Ocean tonight. Indian Ocean. Yeah.
[00:33:39] Speaker B: We should have put a little amazing pale ale. That Al needs to try.
[00:33:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Yep. And the chips used to do it. Hot chips and gravy.
[00:33:49] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, we do hot chips. And I actually went there for dinner last night with the family. It was fantastic. Yeah, I had this rib eye steak on the bone. Oh, God.
[00:34:00] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:00] Speaker B: So good. I tell you what, if you guys ever come, none of you are vegetarians or anything, are you?
[00:34:05] Speaker A: No.
[00:34:05] Speaker B: That's good. So we could get like, they do this thing called the butchers board and it's $139, but it's, you know, like steak and sausages and all this. You can I share it? It'd be great to share between a few people.
[00:34:16] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm. I'm fanging to come up.
I was up there a few months ago. I think we went up there.
No, well, it's nice. It's on that. It's good, right?
[00:34:29] Speaker B: On the waterfront. Yeah, yeah.
[00:34:31] Speaker A: And then.
Yeah, it's really good up there. So, yeah, we'll definitely got to head up there. And, um, we've got definitely going to get some of the Wa brews, beers from the brewers association, like who. Who they represent, so we can have a talk, talk to people about the beers, because it's good to know what the dingo lager was. Good to know their background of the beers as well as the flavors.
[00:34:51] Speaker B: Yeah. I think that's really important. It's something I want to push going forward, is we have the drink. West drink, best logo. I'd like breweries to start putting it on the cans and then educating the consumer. Hey, if you see this on a can, you know that the beer is made in Australia by West Australians who own the company and so on. So just so people really, like you said, like you guys, you picked up a dingalaga, had no idea about them, and happened to be west australian. Fantastic. You know, you're supporting.
[00:35:16] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:35:16] Speaker B: Yeah. West australian people and employees.
[00:35:18] Speaker A: Now, I want to ask you about the dutch, dutch, dutch trading company. They're closing up.
[00:35:27] Speaker B: Yeah. I think it's been nine years and the guys have come out, said that they've chosen to shut down.
[00:35:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:35:34] Speaker B: And they reopen, but they don't know what it's gonna be, what the theme or the. They just. But they're gonna continue on in some shape or form. But they haven't said what.
[00:35:45] Speaker A: They know what it is in Rockingham, when they shut something down like that, they open up a mini golf.
A mini golf.
[00:35:55] Speaker C: Lines and everything else that goes with it.
[00:35:58] Speaker A: Yeah. So you go drink.
[00:35:59] Speaker C: I'm surprised that something. Right, when. When something shuts in Rockingham, it normally never opens.
[00:36:03] Speaker A: No, no.
Where's Al gone? Where is he? Is he back?
[00:36:12] Speaker C: I've got to show you this glass.
[00:36:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:15] Speaker B: Oh, look at that.
[00:36:16] Speaker C: Look at that.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:36:18] Speaker C: Now I've got that from Canada.
[00:36:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:20] Speaker C: Into Canada at the bar of the hotel. I look at that guy. I must have jet laid because those glasses are on the fucking piece.
And the guy. And the guys, I said, man, are they. He goes, no, no, that's a standard. I said, any chance you can slip two for me? I can take them back to Australia.
[00:36:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:37] Speaker C: Cheers, boys. So a man of mine come over and he fucking pisses. Fuck on Jack Daniels. And he's like this and he's spilling. I said, mate, hold it straight as I fucking have.
[00:36:56] Speaker A: There you go.
[00:36:58] Speaker C: That's a fucking classic, mate.
[00:37:00] Speaker A: So what's it, what are you drinking?
[00:37:02] Speaker C: No one's guessed it yet, so that's good.
[00:37:09] Speaker D: I didn't have a chance to get that. I was going to go to the pub and get myself a. A nice, decent beer, but I've just got one.
[00:37:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:37:18] Speaker D: Brad knows this. My beer fridge always has beer in it.
[00:37:22] Speaker A: Yeah, except for tonight.
[00:37:25] Speaker D: No, it's got beer.
[00:37:26] Speaker C: It's just the old stuff that's reserved.
[00:37:28] Speaker D: Stock north of nowhere. Yeah, this is the reserve stock, so. Yeah.
[00:37:33] Speaker A: What did you say you had, Michael?
[00:37:36] Speaker B: I'm actually on. I've just switched and poured a. Where are you guys there? Quokka export.
[00:37:41] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:37:43] Speaker B: And it's actually got the same color scheme as your can.
[00:37:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:37:46] Speaker B: Which is nice.
[00:37:47] Speaker A: Yeah, I went.
[00:37:50] Speaker B: Is a nice little draft made by the guys and girls behind nail brewing over here. So.
Sorry, John. John, the owner of nail, created a quokka export and trademarked it. And then he's just created nice, easy drinking, sort of draft lager, kolsch type style.
[00:38:09] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:38:09] Speaker B: And. Yeah.
[00:38:09] Speaker C: Is that the first. The first beer on the market that has a headline of quokka? Because if it does, it's. Someone's taken a long time to do it. Because you think a quacker label would have been in decades ago.
[00:38:21] Speaker B: Yeah. And funny enough, it's a little bit in tune with, um. So dingo lager. This whole thing that there was this trademark out there that nobody was using. So the guys grabbed us. Yeah, let's make a beer called dingo lager. The signs iconic. And then sort of. John's had a similar idea with quokka going, well, the quokka is synonymous with Perth. Let's make a cheese drinking beer.
[00:38:42] Speaker A: You know, the quokka.
Quokka's got a cousin that lives on other. That lives on. No, this is a true story.
[00:38:50] Speaker D: Here we go again.
[00:38:51] Speaker B: Here we go.
[00:38:54] Speaker D: Let's get. Let's get comfortable, guys.
[00:38:58] Speaker A: Garden island in Perth have tamars.
And the only tamas, not Tamar's. You're fucking tamas. And they're only on the. What?
[00:39:11] Speaker D: They're tamas, not tamars.
[00:39:13] Speaker A: Yeah, and they're only on Garden island. And they're like a quokka, but.
Yeah, and no one else. The quokka gets all the, um.
It's all the attention and the tammers.
[00:39:27] Speaker B: Get nothing because no one can go to Garden island can they.
[00:39:32] Speaker C: Exactly.
[00:39:33] Speaker A: But they're there. They're there. They can.
[00:39:35] Speaker D: They are there. Tamas. Are they? Actually, they. They are. Seriously, you go to. You go to Rono and you think the quokkas are everywhere. Garden island. And Paul's an old navy guy, and I had a lot of navy friends, a lot of pasta friends. And so I go to the island regularly and get that they. The place is infested with them. Seriously, it's. And they're so cute. They're just like the quokkas. They're cute.
[00:40:04] Speaker A: Which island?
[00:40:05] Speaker B: Punchline?
[00:40:06] Speaker A: No, there was. No, I was being serious. Yeah, but. And one of the islands, too. One of the islands, too. Has no snakes on. I can't remember which one.
[00:40:13] Speaker B: Snake island.
[00:40:14] Speaker A: No, that has no snakes.
[00:40:24] Speaker D: You're thinking there's a. There's an island that's full of snakes.
[00:40:27] Speaker A: Can't they go, yeah, I know that one. But there's also.
[00:40:30] Speaker C: Is that full of snakes? Is it?
[00:40:32] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:40:33] Speaker D: Absolutely no.
Kanak island.
[00:40:38] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely.
[00:40:40] Speaker D: Shockers. With deadly friggin brown smokes.
[00:40:42] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: Really? Oh, there you go.
[00:40:46] Speaker A: Yep. You don't want to go there. Anyway, what song we up to? Number four, I think.
[00:40:51] Speaker B: So.
[00:40:51] Speaker C: No one's guessed it yet. In fact, I'm going to give you a bit of a hint.
[00:40:54] Speaker A: Yeah, give us a hint.
[00:40:54] Speaker C: No one's even thinking. All these little tips, all these little things I'm hearing. You're fucking all way off the planet.
[00:41:03] Speaker D: Exactly what I like.
[00:41:04] Speaker C: I know, which is very surprising. I thought this would have been a piece in the ocean, but.
[00:41:09] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. These are all songs his grandma picked.
[00:41:12] Speaker B: Can I guess?
Did you find a dismantleman or a Walkman? Road walking down the street and all these songs.
[00:41:24] Speaker D: Open.
[00:41:29] Speaker C: And I picked this ironically because I heard it on some tv the other night. It could have been. I don't know what it was. Movie, documentary, whatever it was. And I heard it on there and I'm thinking that that's. Honey, that's the fucking link. That's the song. That's the fifth song I need.
[00:41:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:46] Speaker C: For Monday. Steam. And she goes, oh, what's your theme? Oh, it says, great idea. You knock that one in, honey.
[00:41:53] Speaker A: Ow. Ow. What? What is this song called?
[00:41:58] Speaker D: Orinoco Flow.
[00:42:00] Speaker C: Ah, you fucks.
[00:42:02] Speaker D: I'm a dj.
[00:42:06] Speaker A: I said. I said it's similar. I could. I couldn't pronounce it, so I'm a Rockingham DJ.
Too many. Too many vowels in it.
[00:42:21] Speaker C: How do you spell it?
[00:42:24] Speaker D: I take it spelled like it sounds o c o.
Yep. C o so, Orinoco Flo.
[00:42:39] Speaker A: Yep.
I think $20.
[00:42:44] Speaker B: She really did as well.
[00:42:48] Speaker D: No, she was actually quite successful for all this sort of music.
[00:42:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:42:51] Speaker D: She was in a family band called Clonard. She's irish. And Clonard in Ireland worked huge.
Yes. But she went off solo stuff and I think she did a couple of successful albums.
Very spiritual, you know.
[00:43:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:43:11] Speaker C: And so Orinoco is. I'm looking on Wikipedia and it's a river in South America.
Yes. Correct.
[00:43:20] Speaker D: It's the second biggest river in South America after the Amazon. On.
[00:43:25] Speaker A: Well, there you go.
[00:43:26] Speaker C: And, Michael, that. Why do I get invited to quiz nights and mullets on this chick, mate?
[00:43:38] Speaker A: We never know. She might have a mullet somewhere else.
You should have come to the weekly wrap. The weekly wrap. We did our quiz last night and we had a section for dead celebrities yet to pick the dead celebrity.
So it was pretty morbid, but it was good.
[00:44:02] Speaker D: I'm still thinking. So you're saying. I wonder if there's a mullet somewhere else. So how would you do business in the front? Party at the back?
[00:44:11] Speaker A: Why? You just fold it under.
[00:44:15] Speaker C: Oh, no. There goes our opportunity for an award. We're fucked.
[00:44:23] Speaker A: Just get a fold back. And what do you. What do you done to your hat? Because you look like you got, like, a 1950s hairstyle going out.
He's got.
Well, I'm trying to work now. I'm trying to work out what this. How this ties into the final countdown.
Has it got anything to do with the titles?
[00:44:52] Speaker C: I am going to give you a huge hint once you're about to start song five.
[00:45:00] Speaker A: Is it. Has it got anything to do with the titles?
[00:45:03] Speaker C: No.
No, it doesn't.
[00:45:07] Speaker A: These have got nothing like. They're not in any of your fantasies or anything bizarre like that.
[00:45:11] Speaker C: No, I'm not. I'm not an owl.
[00:45:12] Speaker A: I don't.
[00:45:13] Speaker C: Wouldn't have a fuck.
[00:45:15] Speaker A: Yep.
Right up. Let's.
Yeah, I want.
[00:45:24] Speaker C: Is that the answer or. Hang on. The theme is really in the first line of song five.
You should get.
[00:45:36] Speaker A: I'm gonna google that.
[00:45:37] Speaker C: Yeah, don't. That's okay if you don't, because I.
[00:45:40] Speaker A: Don'T know what the song is.
[00:45:41] Speaker C: I tell you what, you're gonna go. Yeah, of course.
[00:45:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:45:46] Speaker C: Look at all the googles coming.
[00:45:47] Speaker A: Yeah, I am doing it.
[00:45:52] Speaker C: Good on you, Al.
Yeah, well, you haven't included Michael in our discussions.
[00:46:02] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I'll set up the chat. So. I don't.
[00:46:05] Speaker B: I like being surprised.
[00:46:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:46:06] Speaker D: I was at movies, so I need to take. So I need to take Brendan out and add Michael.
[00:46:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:46:15] Speaker D: Brandon probably gets.
[00:46:20] Speaker C: I'll have an information. I've got a bit of time with him this week, so I'll have a bit more of information on Brandon come the next time we're on here.
[00:46:28] Speaker A: Yep. Cool. So Monday week.
[00:46:32] Speaker D: Can I ask Michael a question as somebody who's a kelomyce or a seller meister master?
You know, like there's places around here where you brew your own, but you do it at a business where they, they shepherd it, they, you know, they look after it. Is that what you're doing? Especially for some. Especially for somebody like me who drinks.
[00:46:53] Speaker A: A lot and you tight ask, go buy it.
[00:46:57] Speaker B: What was the question? Is it worth doing.
[00:46:59] Speaker A: Yeah, you brew or something like that.
[00:47:00] Speaker D: It's worthwhile doing for somebody. Like, for somebody would go through a lot of beer, you know. Is it.
[00:47:05] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a. Yeah, I think it is. It was sort of how I got introduced to beer before I started home brewing myself. We went to those u brewers and we, me and my dad would collect empty, like Carlton coal bottles, so clear, so we could see what was. And we would go down the Ubrid. We would. So we brew.
[00:47:26] Speaker A: What do we do?
[00:47:26] Speaker B: We brewed 50 liters. Yeah. So it's what you call extract brewing. So it came from. From extracts and so on. You did it and then you rocked up two weeks later and you did a bottling day and you brought your little carton coal bottles and you cleaned them and sterilized them on the tree and then you stood there and drank beers and bottled them and capped them as you went along. And the only downside to it then was you had to keep all those bottles in a fridge. So you had to have a fridge big enough that you could each take about two, two and a half cartons worth of beer each. So we made sure we had that at home. Split up. It was really good. And then we. Then we actually started moving on to brewing ourselves and putting into little 20 liter kegs and doing that. But it's definitely. I would recommend if you're going to do it though, rather than you'll get frustrated after a while just collecting and cleaning these bottles all the time. So you're better off investing in Kegerator and the 20 litre corny kegs and then just 150 litre keg. Go down to the. They brew it, put into the 50 litre keg for you, slide it into your fridge, tap her up and off you go. Al's pale Al on at home all day long.
[00:48:32] Speaker A: What Al spoke recommend it to someone who's got a drinking problem.
[00:48:41] Speaker B: You don't. You don't when you're drinking. So it's a good idea.
[00:48:46] Speaker D: No, you have to get two and a half cartons. Two weeks later, you go there and get two and a half.
[00:48:50] Speaker B: I can get five cards if you.
[00:48:51] Speaker D: Have a visit yourself.
[00:48:52] Speaker A: I do that in four days as a lunch break.
Could you imagine Al in the eighties, going down for his lunchtime beer and coming back like three parts cut and punching every. Punching on with everyone.
I can imagine that.
Yeah, he would.
[00:49:14] Speaker B: He would punch it up with himself.
[00:49:18] Speaker D: To be honest with you guys, I didn't start drinking at home. It wasn't.
And Paul will relate to this. There was this guy I knew used to come. His name was John, and he lived on a destroyer escort. He actually lived there. He had no family. And he took me there to the.
[00:49:38] Speaker A: Boat, and I saw he showed him the river.
[00:49:41] Speaker D: He had a steam pipe above his head. And he was on this rack. That was his living arrangement. And a little locker. Foot locker. I said, mate, you can't do this. Come live in there. I've got a spare room.
[00:49:53] Speaker A: You got a golden river.
[00:49:55] Speaker D: He turned up with a carton beer. Carton of beer. And I said, what the hell's that? He said, well, you gotta have beer in the fridge. And I've been a drinker ever since.
[00:50:02] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:50:03] Speaker D: So I will blame John from the. From the HMAS swan. His fault.
[00:50:07] Speaker A: Well, let's go way back.
[00:50:10] Speaker C: We're not talking Shrek, are you? We're talking Shrek.
[00:50:13] Speaker D: Yeah, we are. That was Shrek.
[00:50:15] Speaker C: Oh, fuck.
[00:50:18] Speaker A: Shrek and the golden river. There you go. Shrek six. Shrek and the golden rivet.
[00:50:22] Speaker C: Come on, al, let's not go shrek at the Megany, eh?
[00:50:28] Speaker D: No, but, yeah, that'll do.
[00:50:36] Speaker A: $20 and a carton of emu. Better.
[00:50:42] Speaker D: Here's the worst thing. The carton he added over his shoulders.
[00:50:48] Speaker C: That is fucking shit beer, mate.
[00:50:53] Speaker A: It's just a crown. You with a different label.
[00:51:01] Speaker B: Yeah, apparently.
[00:51:02] Speaker A: The room.
[00:51:03] Speaker B: Yeah. And I think the rumors. It's not too much room, but the difference between, like, a crownie and a fosters is a shit ton of table salt.
[00:51:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:12] Speaker B: Weirdly enough.
[00:51:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
Anyway, um, now I've googled the next song, and I cannot.
You said it's the first line. You said the first line will give it away.
[00:51:29] Speaker C: The first line is the hint.
The first line is the hint of theme.
[00:51:36] Speaker A: Oh, I don't know.
[00:51:37] Speaker C: I'm gonna. I'm gonna ask you a question here. All right.
[00:51:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:41] Speaker C: Go back to the. Go back and remember the last four songs and you put those themes of those four songs into that first line of the fifth song and that should give you the answer. And if it doesn't, you're gonna kick yourself when I tell you the answer.
[00:51:56] Speaker A: I'm going to put the fifth song on because I cannot get it for the life of me.
And I reckon we've had this song before, but have you had this song before?
[00:52:10] Speaker C: First line.
[00:52:12] Speaker D: Okay.
Tokyo, South America.
[00:52:17] Speaker A: Oh, they're all from. The other bands are from the first line.
[00:52:22] Speaker D: No.
[00:52:26] Speaker B: Australia.
[00:52:27] Speaker A: Calling out. Calling out.
[00:52:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Going it better.
[00:52:35] Speaker A: No, yellow Reeboks.
[00:52:39] Speaker B: They all had yellow Reeboks on.
[00:52:41] Speaker C: Let's go through the names again. I know we're supposed to be marketing this song.
[00:52:45] Speaker A: The final countdown.
[00:52:48] Speaker D: Right?
[00:52:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Run to paradise.
[00:52:50] Speaker B: Run to paradise.
[00:52:51] Speaker C: Run, run yet? Run.
[00:52:53] Speaker A: Final run, survivor run.
[00:52:59] Speaker C: What's. What's that known for? Rocky.
[00:53:02] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:53:02] Speaker B: Rocky.
[00:53:03] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:04] Speaker C: Run. Boxing, sail aways. Sailing.
[00:53:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:13] Speaker C: Olympic Games. Olympic games in Paris is the theme.
[00:53:19] Speaker B: That's a fucking loose thread.
[00:53:21] Speaker A: No, that's a. Yeah, that's. Yeah.
[00:53:24] Speaker D: Brad, I think you need to see someone.
Seriously.
[00:53:28] Speaker C: At least I had a theme instead of, oh, these are all my favorite videos.
[00:53:32] Speaker B: This is true. You did. You did.
[00:53:35] Speaker C: And I was. My last song was going to be I still call Australia home. And I said to be, no, that'll give it away. I'm kind of spilling now because it might have actually given it away.
[00:53:44] Speaker A: Oh, no.
[00:53:45] Speaker C: That's why the first line of this song would have given it away. It's got. It announces six countries that are all in the Libra game.
[00:53:51] Speaker D: Well, Tokyo is not a country, but we don't argue.
[00:53:55] Speaker C: Japan.
[00:53:56] Speaker B: We see where you go.
[00:53:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I still don't get it.
How does it.
[00:54:01] Speaker D: Yeah, no, no, no. I'll get it. I'll see it.
[00:54:03] Speaker C: There's running. Sailing, boxing. Was it countdowns. 14 days to go.
[00:54:10] Speaker A: And orinoco flow.
[00:54:12] Speaker B: Sailing.
[00:54:14] Speaker C: There's a river somewhere.
[00:54:16] Speaker A: Yeah, a river of tears. Just like in Queensland.
[00:54:20] Speaker C: I really thought this would have gone easy. I was ready. These guys are gonna get this a.
[00:54:23] Speaker A: Piece of piss next week.
I can just see the six rings in front of me now.
[00:54:34] Speaker C: Well, I was gonna put six songs going. There's one f cking song per ring.
[00:54:37] Speaker A: There's only five rings.
I know.
[00:54:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:54:42] Speaker D: Thank you, captain obvious.
[00:54:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
Have we had this song on before? So I just want to make sure we're not gonna get banned again.
[00:54:51] Speaker D: I have.
[00:54:53] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
We spoke about this earlier on.
We did.
[00:55:01] Speaker D: You told us what we gained.
[00:55:02] Speaker A: But you don't.
Yeah, Brad's on two, Michaels on two, and I'm on one.
[00:55:10] Speaker B: My mind keeps just getting us totally canceled.
[00:55:13] Speaker A: Yeah, it's completely bad.
[00:55:16] Speaker B: Choosing Beatles songs is.
[00:55:17] Speaker A: Yeah. No Beatles song.
[00:55:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:55:22] Speaker A: What's up? What's he done?
[00:55:26] Speaker B: Oh, you might be up.
[00:55:31] Speaker A: You gotta hear. If you. If you hear a trickle, you know, is like, if you hear up and you're like. You hear it hitting the water.
[00:55:40] Speaker B: If it comes out like custard, you need to see a doctor.
[00:55:46] Speaker D: Don't encourage him.
[00:55:48] Speaker A: Don't encourage him.
Tell me if the water in the bowl's cold.
[00:55:57] Speaker B: My boss came to work the other day and he never tells dirty jokes. And he says to us, he goes, what does a bloke with a two foot member have for breakfast? And one of the girls from work was saying that, and she goes, I don't know what? He goes, well, I had toastheen.
It was pretty cute.
[00:56:22] Speaker A: I'm gonna use that one tomorrow.
[00:56:24] Speaker B: It's a good one.
[00:56:25] Speaker A: After using, I go to HR.
[00:56:30] Speaker C: Jeez, you fucking hammered at both ends, mate.
[00:56:37] Speaker D: $20 is $20.
[00:56:40] Speaker C: See, I looked at.
And all of us three guys are going, fucking really? We didn't even know. What about you? Your YouTube game. So no one knew fuck all. So I thought, ah, think outside the square. Everyone knows unless you're under a rock.
[00:56:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:56:55] Speaker C: That Olympic games is coming up. I do have a theme next round.
[00:57:00] Speaker D: Can I ask?
[00:57:01] Speaker A: I don't watch it.
[00:57:04] Speaker D: So are we playing this game where you. You have to guess.
I'll have to make it easy enough for you to get something. To me. It was just. Oh, here's my thing.
[00:57:13] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. It's turned into a game now. We could. We could. We should paint. We should paint in it and put it in a box and we could sell it. The Kmart.
[00:57:25] Speaker C: None of us got destructions here. We did not get destruction. I always thought the theme was you guys guess the themes on each. On whose turn it is. House themes.
[00:57:35] Speaker D: I thought it was. We just had to have a theme.
[00:57:38] Speaker A: No, what it was.
[00:57:39] Speaker D: It was guest.
[00:57:41] Speaker A: It's supposed to be music that inspired what we inspired us or affected our careers as DJ's or in work and what those songs actually meant for us. And then that would obviously turn in our said, well, I've got a theme for my one. And then it just spawned from that and just kept on going.
[00:57:59] Speaker D: My fault's fucking fault.
[00:58:01] Speaker A: No, it was just evolution.
[00:58:03] Speaker B: So we're kind of like Seinfeld. Is that pretty much nothing?
[00:58:08] Speaker A: Be asked about beer and music.
Be music in $20 on Facebook, people means up. Put memes up and messages on memories of what they used to be able to buy for $2 and $5 back in the day. Brad. Brad has $20.
$20 in an eye socket.
[00:58:51] Speaker D: I might, um.
I might take a picture of what this looks like to me.
[00:58:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:58:57] Speaker D: And I'll send it to you, Paul. So, actually, I'll send it to you guys.
[00:59:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:59:03] Speaker C: Did you want to add Michael on your thing?
[00:59:07] Speaker D: Smile right now, because.
[00:59:09] Speaker A: Everyone smile smart.
We didn't want to fucking Al on his computer phone.
I got. I got nuts all over me microphone.
[00:59:23] Speaker C: Look at the way he touched that. Did you see the way he caressed that, guys.
[00:59:27] Speaker A: Yeah, you got it. It's nice. It's.
Did you hear about the pirate? And he's got his cabin.
Yeah. Oh, good. Oh, yeah.
[00:59:47] Speaker B: Now, what was the pirate?
[00:59:50] Speaker A: Yeah, that's how we all see it.
[00:59:52] Speaker C: That's how the Internet wants to fucking. Aldous wants to show off that. Oh, look at my 75 inch.
[00:59:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:00:05] Speaker C: That's his theme.
[01:00:12] Speaker D: Actually, for me to wait. Michael. He's got to. I've got to be fed.
Handshake on Facebook. Michael, you and I.
[01:00:21] Speaker A: No, can I help?
[01:00:21] Speaker B: You can reach out. Touch?
[01:00:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:00:24] Speaker C: Touch. Mark.
[01:00:26] Speaker D: $20 is $20.
[01:00:27] Speaker B: I know where that's gonna go. To hr.
[01:00:38] Speaker A: How's happy with his three and a half inches? Most women.
He likes these three and a half inches. Most women like it that wide.
[01:00:47] Speaker D: Nothing wrong with an average.
[01:00:49] Speaker A: Yeah, three and a half inches. Most women. Let me finish. Let me finish.
I was happy with these three. Enough inches because most women like it that wide.
[01:01:04] Speaker C: So why did you send us this photo? I must. I must ask you, mate.
[01:01:07] Speaker A: It's comparing sizes.
[01:01:11] Speaker D: That's an interesting.
[01:01:12] Speaker A: Yeah, we all. That's how we all look on all the screens.
[01:01:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:01:16] Speaker C: But not on a 75 inch, mate.
[01:01:20] Speaker A: I got screen envy now. Tonight, yeah.
[01:01:24] Speaker B: I'm doing this in the theater.
[01:01:27] Speaker A: I've got four screens.
[01:01:32] Speaker C: On the laptop. And all you guys are the big fuckers.
[01:01:35] Speaker A: No. So you got the big screen up there. Yeah.
[01:01:38] Speaker B: Watching Brad in the back.
[01:01:40] Speaker A: And then I've got my screen, another screen there.
[01:01:43] Speaker B: Just look at him down at the bottom here.
[01:01:44] Speaker A: So I've got another screen down the bottom there. And then I've got another two screens over there now. Now, I fucked up my camera. You have to look at my.
[01:01:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:01:57] Speaker C: Fucking Melbourne cup race caller.
[01:01:58] Speaker A: Mike, what's that?
[01:01:59] Speaker B: Look at the moves.
[01:02:00] Speaker A: Yeah, man. Oh, there's more. There's bread up in the corner there. Oh, Bradley.
[01:02:05] Speaker C: Ah, g'day.
[01:02:07] Speaker A: Look at that.
[01:02:07] Speaker C: Boo. Dude.
What a fucking last minute to think of before I get on that long flock.
[01:02:15] Speaker A: People get a lot tuning to go, what the fuck are we listening to? And why are we listening to it?
[01:02:20] Speaker C: Yeah, we need another joint. And I want to go and relisten to it again.
[01:02:26] Speaker A: Be like, you know, it's like a train crash. You just can't stop watching. You just gotta.
Something's got to happen.
[01:02:34] Speaker B: Something.
[01:02:38] Speaker A: Else on Pornhub, on his computer phone.
He's trying to work out how to use Tinder. Do I swipe left or right?
[01:02:51] Speaker C: Al, you've had fucking Al, you've had two beers.
[01:02:53] Speaker B: Unless you've had Tinder or diamond.
[01:03:02] Speaker A: That's what he was like.
[01:03:03] Speaker C: I'll tell you what I did last week, gentlemen, because none of you fuckers have asked.
[01:03:07] Speaker A: Yeah, what did you do last week?
That's why we didn't ask. That's why we didn't ask.
[01:03:16] Speaker D: I thought she was friends on Facebook. I know this.
[01:03:20] Speaker A: How many times did you go to Gold coast? Was this one of them?
[01:03:27] Speaker C: And it sucks to be all of you because it's too late. It's been a birthday. It is fucking phenomenal.
[01:03:34] Speaker B: It was.
[01:03:35] Speaker A: It was simply the best, wasn't it?
[01:03:36] Speaker C: Sorry, say that again.
[01:03:38] Speaker D: It's what?
[01:03:38] Speaker A: It's simply the best, wasn't it?
[01:03:43] Speaker C: Can you say that again?
[01:03:44] Speaker B: Do yourself a favor.
[01:03:47] Speaker C: Do yourself a favor. Say hello to your mum.
[01:03:49] Speaker D: No, no. No more, mate. You should be in the despicable me movies. But no, no, no.
[01:03:56] Speaker C: I could just imagine Paul with a mouthful of nuts. That was fucking phenomenal.
[01:04:10] Speaker A: Phenomenal.
[01:04:11] Speaker C: But you know.
You know what really, like, we all. We all know that the year of Tina Turner and how she was brought up and all this sort of shit. And you would not pay $140 a ticket if you didn't know the basics of the way Tina Turner pretty much was born till she died when she.
[01:04:26] Speaker A: Come out of her mum spot. Sis.
[01:04:28] Speaker C: Yeah, she did. She did. They had that on stage and she got bashed. And we all know that, right? And so they did all the. All the acting. And Al, you would know this. All the acting of domestic violence and bashing life and this cockhead next to Beck going, what are they doing all this violent stuff for? You shouldn't be punching women. I feel like going, mate. They're not punching. It's a fucking story. That's the way she was brought.
[01:04:51] Speaker B: That's the whole point.
[01:04:55] Speaker D: Her hubby was an absolute shit.
[01:04:59] Speaker C: Every time I see these stage shows, Al, I'm sorry I don't compare you with Tina Turner, but fuck, I think of you, mate, in your stage career.
[01:05:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, just. He gets up and shakes his tail feather.
[01:05:14] Speaker C: Well, it kind of is for me because I don't ever see them anymore.
[01:05:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:18] Speaker C: So it's, uh. But no. And I always think, what would I be doing now? I've been changing into another costume.
[01:05:24] Speaker A: Yeah. It's the intermission.
[01:05:26] Speaker C: No, I don't think of your underwear.
[01:05:28] Speaker A: Yeah. What's he doing in the intermission, I wonder?
[01:05:36] Speaker D: Having about ten cigarettes.
[01:05:39] Speaker A: My lines, my lines. Where's my lines?
Fuck. I can't work under these conditions. Give me a beer.
Ten cc's of export, stat.
[01:05:54] Speaker C: Well, I'm glad we got the theme sorted out. So now I feel like half a dick. But that's all right. We'll all move forward.
[01:06:01] Speaker A: Yep. Suddenly small. It's only half a small.
Yeah. There's only half a small one.
[01:06:08] Speaker C: It's only half a small one.
[01:06:09] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:06:10] Speaker C: It's not a hard one.
[01:06:10] Speaker A: No, half a small.
[01:06:12] Speaker D: I'm gonna call it for me. Yeah, I'm gonna call it for me.
[01:06:14] Speaker C: Because he had half a conversation.
[01:06:17] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gone. I know.
[01:06:21] Speaker D: It's, you know.
[01:06:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
I'm gonna upload all this and cook dinner.
[01:06:31] Speaker C: We're not on air next week.
[01:06:33] Speaker A: No, next week. We're not here next week. We've got a week off then that'll be the week we find out that we've been judged and we haven't got a show up.
Everyone on radio today.
Everyone on radio today. The radio today awards. Hi.
[01:06:54] Speaker B: Where do we sit?
[01:06:55] Speaker C: The Monday after is the Monday before the Olympics.
[01:07:00] Speaker A: See, that's why I like. That's why I don't have free to air. I don't have to watch the Olympics.
[01:07:08] Speaker C: I just chucked in as a thing. I like the streaming. That's about it.
[01:07:11] Speaker A: Yeah. You just like it because the boys are in there in their budgie smugglers.
[01:07:15] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:07:18] Speaker B: Have you guys ever seen. It's like a. Would you call it a meme? And it's a picture of a lifeguard, dude. Like at one of the Olympics. And it says, um.
It's got a picture.
Yeah. Most pointless job is like the lifeguard.
It's a really great. It's a really great.
[01:07:39] Speaker A: He might have been at the Special Olympics.
[01:07:44] Speaker B: That's fucking rude.
[01:07:48] Speaker A: Do you remember Rodney Rude when he's Rodney rude and that. It was just a head.
No, I remember he jumped into the pool, sunks to the bottom. So what was wrong? Said, I got a cramp.
[01:08:03] Speaker C: No, I remember steady Eddie joke.
[01:08:07] Speaker B: Yes, Teddy, I was. Remember I saw heaps of Rodney Roode things. And I remember we had the vhs tape, one of his gigs. And he talks about, um. Oh, no, I tell a lie. It was Cole Elliot, the other great australian. And he tells this one, he's like, oh. He goes, for sticking my dick in the donut maker. And everyone's like, oh. He goes, oh, don't worry, she got fired, too.
It was Cole Elliott.
[01:08:35] Speaker A: Al, are you going to say your words? Al yeah, please.
[01:08:39] Speaker D: Al good night, Australia.
We'll see you in a couple of.
