Wakachangi

[00:00:17] Speaker A: Hello. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Hello, Siddharth. [00:00:19] Speaker A: Good. [00:00:20] Speaker C: Good evening, gentlemen. [00:00:22] Speaker A: Welcome, welcome, welcome. [00:00:24] Speaker C: Al missed the email that said you must be your uniform tonight. [00:00:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:30] Speaker B: Obviously I did. Yeah. [00:00:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:31] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:00:32] Speaker A: Yeah, well, Michael should tune in soon. When he's tuned in, I'll switch the screens over. Yeah. [00:00:42] Speaker C: And, yeah, it's very emotional night at home delay, so I've got it now composed myself. [00:00:49] Speaker A: Oh, what happened? [00:00:50] Speaker C: Tell us, who did I flick? [00:00:56] Speaker A: Which one's flick? [00:00:57] Speaker C: One of the other blonde one. The hot one. Hot as far. [00:01:04] Speaker A: Do they not have any hot ones on there? They? Apart from Irene. [00:01:10] Speaker C: Well, this one actually reminded me of Beck, so I've said that to back the whole time. I said, fuck, she looks like you. And if I'll ever watch the fucking show, he would probably go, yeah, I can see back, you know. [00:01:20] Speaker A: Oh, so how you spend? [00:01:26] Speaker C: Good. [00:01:30] Speaker A: Yep. I've got a couple dogs arguing in the background. It's gonna. It's gonna annoy me. [00:01:37] Speaker B: So, um, I celebrated the tax cut July 1 that gave me an extra 50 in the bank account. [00:01:44] Speaker D: And. [00:01:44] Speaker B: And then we've been living at this place for a year and I was saying to Andrew, my housemates, like, where? Where the Fisa green and I will get in contact. So we contacted him and said, oh, we forgot about it. So. And we've gone through this whole enterprise bargaining agreement. Every three years, it goes through the enterprise bargaining agreement. And you know what? We voted on what's probably going to go through. Back dated to July 1. It's going to be an extra hundred a fortnight in my part. So tax cut, 50. $50 a fortnight. Pay rise, extra hundred, 49. [00:02:30] Speaker A: Don't tell me. [00:02:32] Speaker B: Lease agreement came back extra hungry a week. And six. And six months. And six months tenure. So I go back and send back and go, hang on, given the shithole. Well, I didn't use this language, but this was my thought process, given the shithole this place was when we moved in and how well we. What we've done to the place, sometimes at our own cost, you know? Would the. Would the owners consider $50 extra a week and a twelve month lease comes back? Oh, no, the owners have come back. It's still cheaper than the other rents in the area, but I have managed to score a twelve month loose. And I thought, okay, no worries. Now, the agreement with that, I have my house, my housemates on a disability pension. [00:03:23] Speaker A: Yep. [00:03:23] Speaker B: So the bills and the rent are not fitting fitted. [00:03:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:26] Speaker B: It's because I earn quite a bit more. [00:03:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:30] Speaker B: Nearly twice what he earns a. It's 75% me. So I went and said, mate. Yeah, okay, look, I'll up. My contribution to the rent is $700 a week and if you can find the seven fortnight. Sorry. And if you can find the extra $50 a fortnight, you know, we're all good. Just be aware they're going to ask for another 400 in the bond, blah, blah, blah. And so that's my extra $150 gone, wiped out. I have not gone forward. [00:04:06] Speaker A: No, no, they give you, they brought in this, this would I say, this is how I say it, you know, tell me if I'm wrong. They gave everyone the tax cuts. So all the companies that normally give the pay rise, like normally my pay rises every year are around the 4.5%. I've not had a pay rise under 4.5% in as long as I can ever remember. Now I know that's a pretty decent pay rise every year, but did I think that because when they gave the tax cuts to everyone, the pay rises were lower, the percentages were lower across the board because I didn't have to give you more money because the government was doing it for you. Anyway. [00:04:53] Speaker B: All depends on what your department bargaining. We had a brilliant one. There's one quite a number of years ago, and there was, they had a stepped pay rise. So the pay rise was discretionary. So yeah, you get a 3% pay rise, a 6% pay rise or 9% pay rise. And it was all based on performance. So 3% was, you turned up, you know, if you just 5%, three, six, nine. Yeah, 6% was up. You just pretty much turned up and hit your targets. You're all good. Yeah, 3%. Ah, you know, if you, if you sort of getting not file notes, but if you're getting extra coaching and all that, you're not quite, you still got 3%. [00:05:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:40] Speaker B: And if you excel, you team. And they did the, the big meeting where they sort of calibrate, where they calibrate the pay rises. [00:05:54] Speaker A: Nice. [00:05:55] Speaker B: You get 9%. And for that three year eBay, I got a 9% increase every year. [00:06:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:01] Speaker B: And then the last eBay and my company made a big mistake. It was like, okay, we're going to make the pay rise 3.5% or CPI, whichever is higher. Well guess what, for the last three years CPI has been higher than 3.5%. So they've learned their lesson this time around. So this one is, I think we're getting a 3.5% and then a 3% for the next, for the two years after that. But you know, on what I earn 3.5%. It's. It's an extra hundred or fortnight. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Okay. So let's work that out. It's 100 fortnight. That's. [00:06:38] Speaker D: She's not half a million dollars. [00:06:40] Speaker A: 26. [00:06:41] Speaker B: No, you. No, that's net by you. That's netmaker. Yeah. There's lots of things you have to factor in. Like, I don't pay for health insurance. That's. That comes out before that. I don't pay for giving charities. That comes out before. That's my next. [00:06:59] Speaker A: Yeah, that's my net. [00:07:02] Speaker B: No, I don't pay my health insurance. That said, my company pays for it. [00:07:06] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't, um. [00:07:08] Speaker B: And that's. That's easy for a single person my age. [00:07:11] Speaker A: 1% if you don't on company time or wear pants. Good on your Tom, by the way, before I. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Before I get. I've got, I've got a dad joke for Paul a bit later. So that part. [00:07:27] Speaker C: What we'll do after the pay break. So I just got a 12% pay rise. Is that a good one? [00:07:32] Speaker A: On. That's average. Jesus Christ. [00:07:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. You're a salesman. [00:07:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:37] Speaker B: It's always based on good. And you're an excellent salesman. You've never had. [00:07:42] Speaker D: Do you work for yourself? You just give yourself. [00:07:46] Speaker C: I work my own hours. [00:07:51] Speaker B: Before Michael. He does work for himself. And you want to see his Yelp reviews. He said he's one employee of the month. Employee of the year. [00:08:02] Speaker D: He's a sole trader. He's the fucking sickest guy in the company. [00:08:06] Speaker A: What are we drinking tonight? [00:08:09] Speaker C: Well, gentlemen, this is a new one that I saw at Lago stands. Anyone saying it? You seen that, Michael? [00:08:17] Speaker A: Yes. Another one from walls. [00:08:18] Speaker D: It kind of rings a bell. Yeah, kind of rings. [00:08:21] Speaker A: Did it come with a key? [00:08:23] Speaker C: No, mate. Fucking. Yeah. Well done. It's fucking nice. [00:08:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Al, what do you got? [00:08:31] Speaker C: I'll let you know whether it's peninsula. [00:08:33] Speaker B: Just got the old standby. 1150 lashes. I didn't have time to go down to Dan Murphy's. [00:08:38] Speaker A: I got some. [00:08:39] Speaker B: I'm still waiting on somebody to send me a four pack. [00:08:41] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I went to. I actually. Yeah, we'll get to that in a bit. But I actually made it to, um, to woolies and went into the bws off Woolies and. Yeah, I got these. [00:09:01] Speaker B: Is that Tyler and chains? No. [00:09:03] Speaker A: Amazing. Whack a chinese, I think. It's never had it. [00:09:06] Speaker B: Oh, sorry. My, my screen, my personal monitor is in the way of your screens, Paul. [00:09:14] Speaker A: I'm going to. I've never had it, so I've got the, um, open. I'm going to crack it open and try it and test it on. [00:09:21] Speaker C: Let's all watch his face. [00:09:23] Speaker A: But I've got it. Yeah. Before I do this, I want to put it out there. Do you know how we have this standard beer sizes, schooners, midis, pots on that. I reckon what we got to do now is just scrap all that. And we now measure beer in owls in ours. Right. So how much beer would Al drink? So I'm assuming he'd have a glass like this and that'd be like 1 hour. Right. [00:09:48] Speaker B: And have you, Paul, have you ever heard of a jeroboam of champagne? [00:09:54] Speaker A: Nah. [00:09:56] Speaker B: It's the biggest problem you can get. It's about a half millimeter. [00:10:00] Speaker A: Oh, Jesus Christ. It's a boy. And this is a boy. Oh, look at that pause. [00:10:05] Speaker C: Get. Paul's all got excited. [00:10:07] Speaker A: Yes. [00:10:08] Speaker B: Can somebody, can somebody look up a jeroboam of champagne and have a look at how big it is? That's an owl. [00:10:16] Speaker A: That's the basic owl that smells like beer. [00:10:20] Speaker C: What they used to fucking wankle over the f 111 f. The f one. [00:10:24] Speaker A: S. [00:10:26] Speaker B: They use magnums? No, they're Magnum. So this one, your bone is a lot bigger. [00:10:33] Speaker D: Is Paul sucking off the dish? [00:10:35] Speaker C: That's exactly what I was thinking. [00:10:39] Speaker D: He loves the head down and everything. [00:10:43] Speaker A: Well, one owl is equivalent to one and a half bottles of the dog's gonna. [00:10:53] Speaker B: Reminds me of a Kenny Everett's at Batama. Tom Macker tape. I'll have to look it up for next. I'd be back. [00:11:00] Speaker A: Got to clean up the spillage. [00:11:04] Speaker C: I'm going to send you all you guys this photo. [00:11:07] Speaker A: Just, you know how you get everywhere. [00:11:10] Speaker C: Gosh darn it, on your monitor. So I've just turned my monitor on and this is the screenshot. I've just sent it to all of you. So have a look at that. This is what I've got. [00:11:18] Speaker A: I can't have the dogs. [00:11:20] Speaker C: And then my other screen, I look. [00:11:21] Speaker A: At you guys thing. Yeah. I can't have a dog sitting there. [00:11:28] Speaker D: Two green monkeys. [00:11:30] Speaker C: Yeah. One's fucking the other up the ass and then the other one's fucking trained. Reaction. [00:11:35] Speaker A: Are you sending messages? [00:11:37] Speaker B: And this is, this is the porn you subscribe to, is it? Right? Yeah. [00:11:42] Speaker A: Jesus. [00:11:42] Speaker C: McDonald's, summer of the evening. My chain reaction. Hey, $20 is $20. [00:11:50] Speaker A: Only a man knows what a man wants. [00:11:53] Speaker C: That's my subscription per year. $20. [00:11:56] Speaker D: I think they took your. I think they took your picture and made a movie of it called the Human Centipede. [00:12:07] Speaker A: Gross. That's not a bad drop, actually. [00:12:11] Speaker D: It's not. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Terrence has found the beer dregs on the floor. He's licking it up. All right. Yeah. Terrence the bulldog. Yeah. One l is equal to what Andre the giant would use to knock back on a slow day. [00:12:34] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:12:35] Speaker A: Yeah. See, I've got the chats going and everything. [00:12:37] Speaker D: Today you do. [00:12:43] Speaker A: This. Tom, he's the. My offsider on. On the weekly rapidgest. [00:12:47] Speaker C: Oh, here's me and Michael thinking that we're all over Australia going live. [00:12:51] Speaker A: Yeah, no, we are. We're live on YouTube. We're live on YouTube. Yeah, we're gonna go for that. We're getting. We'll have to get him. Yeah, we'll have to get someone. Larry. Edna. How did he get a gold logie? Larry. Larry. Edmund, what are you doing? [00:13:11] Speaker C: He's a fucking. Watched him and I got home from school. [00:13:18] Speaker D: Brush. [00:13:20] Speaker C: No, he wasn't on that one. Black and white tv, mate. [00:13:26] Speaker D: Black and white tv. No. [00:13:27] Speaker B: So, yeah, it was Larry. Larry got that. [00:13:31] Speaker D: What are you doing now? What shows he doing? [00:13:34] Speaker C: How a week breaking your mind. He does the chance. He's looking up last night, Michael. [00:13:42] Speaker A: Looking up Pornhub. Yeah. [00:13:46] Speaker B: I don't need to look on porn up. [00:13:54] Speaker D: Brad sees a tool and just thinks of me. It's fucking amazing. [00:13:57] Speaker A: I do, mate. I, um. [00:13:58] Speaker C: What are we doing here, mate? [00:13:59] Speaker A: Get down. Down, buddy. Down. I've been attacked by me dog. Save me. I've got the quiz. I've got the quiz working, right? Yeah, I've got the quiz working. So scan that in on your phones and join the app. Join in. Join in. Oh, yep. Yeah. No, it's not. This is not work. This is fun. This is. [00:14:20] Speaker D: This is going to be fun. [00:14:24] Speaker A: Yep. So. So now I should be able to go to host it. Don't enable video. It's ready to go. Since he's login. [00:14:38] Speaker D: Just continue. [00:14:39] Speaker A: Just log in as a guest. [00:14:44] Speaker C: I've got to create an account. [00:14:45] Speaker D: I'll play as guest. Sorry. [00:14:46] Speaker A: Yes, guests. [00:14:47] Speaker D: Okay. Into my quiz name. [00:14:50] Speaker A: Yep. [00:14:51] Speaker D: Mikey. Mike. [00:14:52] Speaker B: In terms of conditions, I'm worried about this. [00:14:54] Speaker A: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you get it. You get a free thing with it. Stake, noise, free ointment. [00:15:00] Speaker C: Quiz lobby. [00:15:01] Speaker A: Oh, we've got one. We've got Brado. Brady, Brady, Brady. [00:15:06] Speaker D: Oh, shit. I clicked on the terms conditions. I don't want to know them. I just want to do it. Jesus Christ. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Yep. Andre the Giant. Two players. We can have up to 100 people here. I'll just. Where's Tom? Where's Tom? Is he better? He should log in. You should log in there. [00:15:24] Speaker D: I've cocked it up somehow. Hang on. [00:15:25] Speaker A: That's all right. That's okay. [00:15:28] Speaker D: No, I clicked on the actual terms conditions. Nobody actually wants to read them. [00:15:32] Speaker C: No, no. We're only here for an hour and a half, maybe. Can't remember that. [00:15:36] Speaker D: Yeah, exactly. [00:15:40] Speaker A: Did you. [00:15:41] Speaker B: Did you hear the story? It's actually a true story. A bloke and his wife went to Disney World. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:50] Speaker B: In the USA. And she went to one of their restaurants and she. She died from a peanut. This is not a dad joke, by the way. True story. She died from a peanut allergy or something like that. And he sued Disney World. [00:16:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:07] Speaker B: And they pointed to the fact that he actually signed up for Disney plus four years earlier for about a month to watch a show. And because he agreed to the terms and conditions, he couldn't sue them. And in the terms and conditions for Disney pluses, you cannot. Disney is not liable for anything on anything Disney. By agreeing to our terms and conditions, you can make. You cannot make Disney liable for anything Disney related. [00:16:41] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:16:43] Speaker B: Fucking. [00:16:44] Speaker A: Are you ready? [00:16:47] Speaker B: Apparently there is a big thing in the USA because terms and conditions have got so ridiculous. There is a. What do they call? Case. [00:17:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:05] Speaker D: There's a thing that's, like, weird because. [00:17:06] Speaker B: The Americans are now be held to terms, to these terms and conditions, because they are so long and nobody can be expected to read them. [00:17:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:17:17] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:17:17] Speaker A: That's crazy. Are you ready to jump into the quiz? [00:17:21] Speaker D: It says waiting. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm waiting to host it if he's already cool. Right here. We're starting to start the quiz. This is what we're going to introduce. This is what we want to introduce to all the pubs and get them challenging. And you can build. Have a leaderboard so you can. Scores can roll over each week. That's what we're doing on the weekly rapid. No, you got to type it in on your phone. So you have to have your phone. First part of the quiz is on animated sitcoms. All right. [00:17:48] Speaker C: Have you ever been against our quizzes? Because you're not going to look. You're not going to win. [00:17:53] Speaker A: I'm the quiz master. We'll find out. I'm going to win because I'm the quiz master. [00:17:58] Speaker C: All right, Michael, you and I go to Ryobi. Fuck them. [00:18:00] Speaker A: Hey. [00:18:01] Speaker D: Yeah, exactly. [00:18:02] Speaker A: Question one. Question one. The Cleveland shows, a spin off from which animated sitcom. You got 20 seconds. Got 20 seconds. I'd release the answers when I'm good and fit. Because I'm the quiz master. I'm like the thigh master, but the quizzes just put me between your legs. [00:18:19] Speaker D: And tickets on yourself. [00:18:22] Speaker B: Have you, sunshine? Don't forget, I've seen you in real life. [00:18:26] Speaker A: Yeah, Brady, what happened? You got it wrong. [00:18:30] Speaker D: 187 points here. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Yeah. The faster you are on the trigger, the faster you are, the better you get. Tommy's on 183. Andre the Giant. 163. Pretty slow there. Next minute, in what sitcom would you find the main character of Philip J. Fry? God, this is easy. Who wants to quickie mud? I don't. [00:18:54] Speaker C: I don't watch any of these shows. So to me, it's fucking absolute no idea. [00:19:01] Speaker A: All right, everyone's answers. I just reveal the answers. Futurama hey, everyone's on the clock. Let's go. Next question. We've got twelve questions for the first part of the quizzes. It's two rounds. We could have as many rounds as we want, but I thought we'd just go for two rounds to test these out. Name the animated sitcom. Holy shit. I don't know that one tonight. Close enough. Never. I've never heard any of these. I've heard of Archie. [00:19:28] Speaker D: It looks like Futurama. [00:19:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not future arm. What is it? Disenchantment. There you go. We're question three. A quarter of the way through it, and Tommy's on top of the top of the clock. Andre the Giants. Next. Mikey, Mark. Mikey. Mike in the funky bunch. And Brado. There you go. That rounds out the top ten. All right, next question. [00:19:53] Speaker C: Ten is your next one. [00:19:59] Speaker A: Yeah. What relationship is Rick to Morty? Uncle, grandfather, son, cousin Morty? I'm having a drink out of my owl. [00:20:08] Speaker D: I think one of them is a pickle. I don't know. Can't remember. [00:20:12] Speaker A: I thought one's a scientist. I don't know. I've never seen it. [00:20:14] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:20:22] Speaker A: Smashing this one. Which Tommy said my offside from the weekly. [00:20:30] Speaker C: He's googling. [00:20:31] Speaker A: No, you can't. You have more time. Which two of these are surnames of the main four characters in South park? So you could pick two. [00:20:40] Speaker C: Shit. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Anderson. Mister Anderson. Isn't he from Matrix? [00:20:50] Speaker B: I was expecting Hartman. [00:20:51] Speaker D: Mister Anderson. [00:20:53] Speaker A: Martian, McCormick, Brado. And he says, I don't watch. I don't watch any of these. I don't. Which two of these surnames or. No. The lead character in which show was once the star of the fictional sitcom horsing around. Oh, go Jack Horseman. Maybe. There you go. Where are we? Halfway through. Tommy. Surgeon head on 914. Points. Andre the giant on 697, Brad on 505, and Mikey mark on 374. Next question. In which year was the Flintstones first aired? Tolerance of plus or minus five. Oh, the year to type it in. You to type it in. [00:21:42] Speaker C: Which year was it aired? [00:21:45] Speaker A: First aired, 13 seconds. Twelve. 987-65-4321 everyone played fullback for Jerusalem 1960s 1960. [00:22:01] Speaker D: Shit. Wow. [00:22:02] Speaker A: Well done. I was the only one that was the only one that was alive back then. [00:22:07] Speaker C: Well, that's. [00:22:11] Speaker A: Officer Dibble was found in which animated sitcom? Oh, I know this one. [00:22:15] Speaker C: Officer do. [00:22:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Yep. Yes, it's there. [00:22:20] Speaker C: There it is. [00:22:21] Speaker A: Yep. Yep. If you don't get this one, you just never watch tv as a kid. Top cat, did you go Flintstones? [00:22:42] Speaker C: Me? Sarcastic as fuck. I was gonna get that all day long. [00:22:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Place these animated sitcoms in the order they first aired on tv. Earliest is the first. [00:22:56] Speaker C: Oh, fuck. [00:22:57] Speaker A: Jeez. [00:22:58] Speaker D: How do you choose them? [00:22:59] Speaker A: You can put them in order. [00:23:02] Speaker D: Click on it. No, you just click on it. [00:23:09] Speaker C: These are all guesses. Mike. [00:23:11] Speaker A: Oh, no, comedy. And Mikey. Got it. Simpsons, king of the Hill, family guy and. But yeah, boy, you. [00:23:18] Speaker D: I'm not happy with comedy, but I think vintage. [00:23:22] Speaker A: Yeah. What is the name of the father and head of the Jetsons family? [00:23:28] Speaker D: Us. Stephen. [00:23:29] Speaker C: Opposite. [00:23:30] Speaker B: Triple. [00:23:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:36] Speaker D: It's not Brad. [00:23:42] Speaker A: George, next question. [00:23:46] Speaker C: How come I only got 171? [00:23:47] Speaker A: You're the slowest name the animated sitcom. Oh, geez. It's almost not the Jetsons. Tom's not Tom. El's pretty quiet back there. He's plugging away our dust with quiz. Yeah. Dario, everyone got. This is an evil question. You get it wrong, you lose points. Right? You get it wrong, you lose points. [00:24:21] Speaker D: What is that? [00:24:22] Speaker A: Okay, what is the first name of Archer? [00:24:26] Speaker C: Who the fuck's Archer? [00:24:28] Speaker A: Animated series. [00:24:31] Speaker D: Yeah, it's a. Yeah, I've heard of it. I've never watched it. [00:24:34] Speaker B: Yeah, it's rude. It's very rude and very, very sterling. [00:24:40] Speaker A: There you go. Let's end around. Shit. Yeah. All he does is watch tv all day anyway. So he just sits there watching tv and porn. Hub. So good on him. [00:25:00] Speaker B: Oh, no. I mean, I liked him. On his first comment, I liked him. But now. So you're done, mate. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Okay? [00:25:07] Speaker B: It's all over for you. [00:25:09] Speaker A: You'll be on. Um. [00:25:11] Speaker D: Um, this is a pretty cool, uh. Bloody. [00:25:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:15] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:25:15] Speaker A: Well, did you want to do. Do you want to do Al's pee break before we get into the next round, or do you want to do the next round? [00:25:21] Speaker B: Pee break for me. [00:25:23] Speaker A: Pee break. [00:25:24] Speaker D: Yeah, let Al have a wee wee. [00:25:26] Speaker A: Let Al have his pee break. All right. [00:25:29] Speaker B: Let him see the big guys. [00:25:31] Speaker A: All right. In a bit. I'll bring up his little. [00:25:35] Speaker D: Yep, there it is. Can we just have, like, a background sound where it's just like, you know, the pee hitting the water? That'd be cool. [00:25:43] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I'll have to do that next time. [00:25:45] Speaker D: Yeah, that would be really cool. [00:25:47] Speaker C: Everyone's going. [00:25:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:49] Speaker C: That's a great idea. [00:25:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:51] Speaker D: It'll make me want to pee more, but I like it. [00:25:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I could add in a sound effect. [00:25:57] Speaker C: Sounds good for the pee break. [00:25:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:59] Speaker D: Water trickling. There we go. There's a crowd, I think. Crowd? [00:26:05] Speaker A: What else? [00:26:06] Speaker C: Fucking Niagara Falls. [00:26:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm gonna get one. [00:26:10] Speaker D: Well, Al's gone. How do you guys feel about, um, the dickhead McGee and a break dancing thing at the. Oh, where do you guys sit on this ray gun? [00:26:21] Speaker C: Yeah, she got what she wanted, mate. She wanted fine. And a free trip to Paris. [00:26:27] Speaker A: Some people reckon she was serious, and other people reckon she was taking the piss. I just don't know, like. [00:26:33] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't know what to believe or think. But what one thing I do know is I don't. All I know is I don't understand how she got in. Yeah, surely I understand it's an exhibition support, but surely there's still some sort of rigmarole to get in. [00:26:49] Speaker A: Well, she did. She beat. She won all her heats. [00:26:53] Speaker C: Nine judges. [00:26:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes, she. Yeah, she beat. [00:26:57] Speaker C: She didn't get one point, not one jar scored her. [00:27:00] Speaker A: No, but she. Yeah, she did all the competitions again. [00:27:03] Speaker D: How she got there, I don't know. [00:27:05] Speaker A: I thought, like, stuff like that, um, would not be, you know, for a 36 year old breakdancer. I thought it would be she better. Yeah. Or younger. A younger person who actually. [00:27:18] Speaker C: Yeah, you would have thought younger. [00:27:19] Speaker A: Yeah. And better looking, too. [00:27:22] Speaker B: Have you guys. Have you guys seen the dance off where she qualified? [00:27:29] Speaker D: No, the quality. [00:27:32] Speaker B: The quality is not that great. She's great. But, you know, at the end of the day, it's. It's. It's the Olympics. Give it a go. She qualified. I don't believe the big pilot. [00:27:45] Speaker C: How does she fucking qualify? Who she is? She root. [00:27:51] Speaker B: Look at the actual dancer. The qualifying dance off. [00:27:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:54] Speaker B: And. And she was actually better than what she was in the Olympics. Yeah, she's not. She's not great. [00:27:59] Speaker D: So why did she do that? [00:28:01] Speaker B: It was a demo sport. She. It looked like she qualified. I don't think there was any nepotism, and it was in the spirit of. [00:28:09] Speaker D: The Olympics, so is there any truth. You don't know what to believe, like when you see stuff. But is there any truth to that? She's, she's some sort of university professor saying, who is studying or talks to, I think, culture and dance and so on. And then she's used it as an experiment to see where it would go. Is that, is there any truth to that? [00:28:31] Speaker B: Because if that is her degree. Yeah, I do know that is her degree and I do know that she lectures in street culture and all that sort of thing. [00:28:42] Speaker D: Okay. [00:28:43] Speaker B: I can't speak to whether she was using it to see how far she could go. [00:28:51] Speaker D: You need to speak to it. Yeah. [00:28:56] Speaker A: I reckon. [00:28:58] Speaker B: Okay, well, I'll look it up at the end of the day. Yeah, I know, but I don't believe the pile. I'm always on the side of the underdog and I hate people being piled on, especially in the media. You know, it can ruin lives and it has very difficult. [00:29:18] Speaker D: But no, hang on, she. To be culpable for some of this, though. You can't, you can't talk about the pylon and say, yeah, there's some sort of, there's some sort of shit going on in the background and she can come out and make all the comments she wants about it. But she's deliberate, I believe is, and I don't know the answer, but she's done something deliberately to get a research. She's good as hoc at the moment. Like, you know, she's. [00:29:47] Speaker A: A decent. [00:29:48] Speaker D: Look. [00:29:48] Speaker C: What she wanted, mate, she wanted fine. Doesn't matter. She's got a good way or a bad way. She got fine. [00:29:52] Speaker B: Oh, no. To be honest with you, when I, when I'm with Michael, when I first saw it as, like, she's taking the piece, isn't she? So I get, I get that. So I'm happy, I'm happy to look into it and do some more research, as much as you can online. But, um, that's the. Yeah, okay, I'll do that. I'll do that. [00:30:11] Speaker A: All right. [00:30:11] Speaker C: Well, that dance that she performed, dance monkey, this is the bit, I don't know. Is this dance the dance she performed? Is that what she did in front of the judges? And the judges says, you're off, see you later. You well done. Or did she mark up her own dance? Yeah, the ones who. [00:30:29] Speaker B: Yeah, it was pretty much the same sort of quality. I think what I saw, it was a bit better, but it was pretty much the same quality. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't great. I mean, the person she danced off against wasn't that great. But, you know, let me have a look into it. Anyway, um, I'm not sure if my Airpods are dying. You guys getting quieter? Um, can I do my. Can I do my. Can I do my dad joke? Can I do my dad joke before we go on? [00:30:59] Speaker A: Yep. Hold on. Sec. Hold on. Let me, um. Let me flip this one. Al's big joke time. The music stopped. [00:31:14] Speaker C: Al, you can stop now. [00:31:21] Speaker A: Where's your joke? Where's your joke? [00:31:24] Speaker B: So anyway, this guy is. Worked all his life in a foundry in hot, sweaty, horrible conditions. All his life. You know, he's got into late middle age. He finally shuffles off this mortal coil. He's been a good man. So he ends up in hell. Well, he's been a good man, but, you know, he's a bit of a smoker, a bit of a, you know, he's done this. So he ends up in hell. So he's down in hell and. And the devil brings him in scissor. Here's your room. So put him in the room. And they dial up the aircon. It's hot and it's sweaty. It's 150, 30 degrees. And, you know, a few hours later, because he's a new newbie, they come in, check on him. He's sitting there, sweat, dread, mopping. And he's sitting there with a big smile on his face. The devil says, what's this? And he says, oh, mate, I spent my whole life working with boundaries, with my metal. This is like a spring day for me. This is brilliant. Yeah, okay. Devil loop goes out the door, turns the air con up a little bit, up to 150 degrees, 155. Let him steal in that, won't we? Devil goes away, has his morning tea, better check on the new bay. Opens the door. Guy sitting there, water pouring off him, he's got smiling away. [00:32:51] Speaker A: What? [00:32:52] Speaker B: What is wrong here, mate? I told you. Worked in a family my whole life. Molten metal. This is. This is a bit like a summer day for me. This is freaking brilliant. He's like, okay, I'll get you. Devil grows outside, turns the aircon down all the way to absolutely past zero degrees. I'll get this. Bastard goes and has his lunch. Comes back. Opens the door. Guy sitting there. Icicles off of his eyebrows and out of his nostrils, shivering away. He's got goosebumps like Greyhound's testicles. He's never seen a grin on his face. Absolutely smiled away. And the devil goes, what the f. Why are you still smiling? He goes, well, obviously the Dockers have won a grand final, haven't they. [00:33:46] Speaker C: That's a dad joke. [00:33:47] Speaker A: That was insulting to me. [00:33:50] Speaker D: I didn't see that coming. That was great. [00:33:55] Speaker A: All right, all right, hold on. [00:33:58] Speaker C: No wonder that was directed at Paul. [00:34:03] Speaker A: He's ready for round two. [00:34:06] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:34:10] Speaker A: It still keeps. It kicks. It'll keep work. I'll just do it all from here. We're at the movies. No, I don't know any of these questions. Oh, no, I think I do. These last night. These ones. We did these ones last month, so that's not fair. [00:34:23] Speaker C: You're not. You're not playing. [00:34:24] Speaker A: Nah. [00:34:24] Speaker D: You're not playing. [00:34:25] Speaker A: Oh, no. But Tom. Tom knows the room. Fucking Tom's gonna know him more. Tom get them all wrong. Okay. Where did truck driver Jack Burton get into big trouble? Everyone. Yep. Three. Ibiza. What's two? [00:34:47] Speaker C: Look at that. [00:34:47] Speaker A: Ibiza. There you go. Next question. What film is this image from? Yeah. Oh, how many are gonna get this wrong? Oh, no. Yeah. One. [00:35:03] Speaker D: When I went to press join. So click it. Um. It was. Yeah, I clicked on originally. [00:35:10] Speaker C: I went platoon fuck zero, dear, in 2 seconds. And I'm like, I've got this one. Fuck is. [00:35:16] Speaker A: How many days later does. How do you say that? Is it killian or killian? Or killian? Killian. [00:35:22] Speaker D: Killian. [00:35:23] Speaker A: Killian. Killian. [00:35:24] Speaker D: Murphy Wake becomes a kicking k in this one. [00:35:27] Speaker A: Okay? Kicking K. When? How many days later? [00:35:34] Speaker C: I fucking know. [00:35:35] Speaker A: What? You might. [00:35:36] Speaker C: I'm just guessing. [00:35:36] Speaker A: I'd go 28. [00:35:38] Speaker D: It's 16, Brad. [00:35:41] Speaker C: Jeez, I was fucking close, Joe. [00:35:43] Speaker A: Fact, 28 days later is directed by Danny Boyle and written by Alex Garland, who wrote the novel with the beach. [00:35:49] Speaker B: You're ahead of me, mate, on that one. [00:35:53] Speaker A: After three questions, comedy is way ahead. Andre the giants second. Just Marky Mark and fucking funky. Fuck you bunch. Funky bunch. [00:36:02] Speaker D: Fuck you. Fuck you. [00:36:03] Speaker A: Fuck you. Fucking. Fucking bunch. [00:36:05] Speaker C: Ha. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Come here long time. You come here long time. Your friend do good, do you good deal. You'll french shopping long time. Do you good deal. Fuck you fucking long time. [00:36:22] Speaker D: You guys are so fucked. Uh, I think I fucked it up. [00:36:32] Speaker A: Yeah, probably. Yeah. He's dead. Yeah. You cuz comedy knows this. No. Put the iconic Russell Crowe quote in the correct order. Pay attention. I just wonder if you make a mistake. Can you. [00:36:58] Speaker D: That's just good English. Does it really matter that this is good English? [00:37:02] Speaker A: If he was Yoda? [00:37:04] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:37:07] Speaker C: I don't think I've scored this round. [00:37:09] Speaker A: I can tell you. No, you have. You've got one. [00:37:13] Speaker D: Just blame it on your phone. Brad say the battery went or something? [00:37:16] Speaker C: Yeah, back fingers. [00:37:20] Speaker A: I directed a movie about a cyborg assassin from the future. Who am I? [00:37:24] Speaker D: Oh, et Elliot. [00:37:32] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [00:37:33] Speaker D: What's the answer? [00:37:34] Speaker A: Who was it? [00:37:37] Speaker D: They're all really good. [00:37:39] Speaker C: Avatar doesn't. [00:37:40] Speaker A: Excellent. Yeah. Next question. James Cameron. Oh. Let's have a look at the fact. The Terminator was least in 1984 as Arnie's breakthrough role. I thought Conan was. He was good in command. [00:37:57] Speaker D: You're right. He was in thingy. Who did not star in this movie? Oh, fuck. Half of Hollywood. [00:38:03] Speaker A: Yes. [00:38:05] Speaker C: I don't know any of these people. We're just gonna go that one because I guess. [00:38:08] Speaker A: I guess the last one right. [00:38:10] Speaker D: I bet it was Patrick Warburton. Fuck. I clicked the wrong. Patrick Wilson was a Patrick Warburton. [00:38:17] Speaker A: Wilson. [00:38:18] Speaker D: Oh, Wilson. Oh. [00:38:22] Speaker C: No, I didn't. [00:38:23] Speaker A: You gotta use your keypad to finish the movie called Zero Dark something. Type it in on your keypad. Zero darkest 29. [00:38:38] Speaker D: 69. Right 69. Brad. Right 69. [00:38:41] Speaker C: No, that'll be. [00:38:42] Speaker A: Fuck it. [00:38:43] Speaker D: Damn it. [00:38:44] Speaker A: Only two people have answered. Only two people have answered. Three people. [00:38:48] Speaker D: Right 69. [00:38:52] Speaker C: Um. Which I knew it wasn't Tom. [00:38:54] Speaker A: Didn't answer. What's happening to Tom? [00:38:57] Speaker D: Oh. [00:38:58] Speaker A: Gonna work it out. Who plays a detective in the gut? In the other guys you're aiming for the bushes. [00:39:09] Speaker C: Shit. It's not him. [00:39:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. I didn't. I don't know this one. Even though I even had this question. Read this question out last night, I still don't know the answer to it. Yeah. [00:39:22] Speaker D: Okay. Because the other guys I thought was Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. [00:39:28] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I. Funny guys. [00:39:31] Speaker D: The bushes. Yeah. [00:39:34] Speaker C: My phone didn't work then because I clicked it on and it wouldn't accept. [00:39:38] Speaker B: Confirm. [00:39:38] Speaker D: Confirmed. [00:39:39] Speaker C: Accepted. [00:39:40] Speaker A: Well, round nine. Thomas in front. Oh, always just in front of our andre the giant. Oh, we could be. This is. [00:39:49] Speaker B: Dropped the question, though. [00:39:50] Speaker A: Yeah, it doesn't matter. He dropped as his fault. Next minute, put this quote from pirates in the of the Caribbean in correct order. [00:40:00] Speaker D: Oh, this would be Yoda ish. [00:40:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Have we got it? Have we got it? Waiting for one more person who hasn't done it. Yeah, you only got 20 seconds, Mikey Mike, this is the day you always remember. The day you almost got Tom. You had that last night. How did you stuff that up? [00:40:35] Speaker B: Captain Jack Sprout Sparrow. [00:40:38] Speaker A: Yeah, there's Tom's little message here. He's, uh. [00:40:41] Speaker D: Oh, the means was shit until the martin. [00:40:44] Speaker A: That one is the one there who directed this movie. Movie? [00:40:53] Speaker D: What's the fucking movie? [00:40:55] Speaker A: You gotta guess it. You gotta guess it. [00:40:59] Speaker D: How do you. What do you mean? [00:41:01] Speaker A: No, I'm just put it. [00:41:03] Speaker D: Now it's on my screen. [00:41:05] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I did. I brought it. I just brought it up so we can show everyone the picture at home. What is this movie? [00:41:13] Speaker D: Who directed this movie? He was my dad. [00:41:16] Speaker A: Might have been. Let's show you. Oh, I've got to show the answers, don't I? Oh, yeah. I'm the quiz master. I'm good at my job. [00:41:31] Speaker D: Oh, now this shit. [00:41:33] Speaker A: Let's review the answers. Tommy, go. Where's Anderson? [00:41:37] Speaker D: What was the answer? It was with Anderson. [00:41:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Question twelve. The final question. Evil. Quit evil question. You get this wrong, you lose the points. In what year was Stanley cure Cube. [00:41:47] Speaker C: Q space explanation movies? [00:41:51] Speaker A: What year? And it was the first one, not the second one. It's the first one, not the second one. You're going to type it in. One person has answered. Four people answer. Let's review the answers. [00:42:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:11] Speaker D: 2001. Damn. [00:42:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Because it's 2001. And wasn't it 2010? [00:42:16] Speaker B: Yeah. First contact. [00:42:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:19] Speaker D: Oh, okay. That makes. [00:42:21] Speaker C: Who's Stanley Ruby? Who's he? [00:42:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Some little film producer. Round two results. Tommy. He only got. Actually got the fucking questions from last night. Otherwise he would have played. [00:42:33] Speaker D: I'm mad at Tommy. [00:42:35] Speaker A: That's what. Next week. Next week. I'll change. Change the questions up. Oh, we got round three. We haven't got a round three. Is this rigged? [00:42:47] Speaker B: Is this quiz rigged? [00:42:50] Speaker A: No, because it's stuffed up and added an extra round. It's the same round as last time. We'll save the game. Yeah, we've left it. [00:42:57] Speaker D: This is really cool. Yeah, it is. [00:43:00] Speaker A: Yep. What we need to do, we've got to get a brewery to sponsor it so that we can have a league and we can just keep it, the scores going. And then we can give away a gift, because, like, there's a company. You go to your shopping center. Do you go shopping in the shopping centers? There's PTC, like a phone tech and comm shop. They have phone cases. They've given us a set of these to give away in the quiz for our weekly wrap over ear headphones. No, they're over the ear headphones. They go over your ear. I've been wearing them. Not. Not these ones. These are. These ones are sealed in a sealed box. I've got. I have two. Two boxes of them. So I know being I did a review and video on it and, yeah, they've given us a set to give away to the weekly wrap quiz winner. So that'll kick off in. Not next week, the week after. And all run for four weeks. Yeah, yeah. But it'll go for four weeks and the winner of the comp will win them. And I thought we could do the same here, but we've just got to get. Got to get some, um, coasters made up and then we can just leave like the codes and shit in different places and say, here, sign in. And there's a new brewery in Rockingham, too. I've got a. [00:44:21] Speaker D: Cheeky monkey. [00:44:23] Speaker A: Yeah, cheeky monkey. Yeah, that's it. [00:44:24] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:44:26] Speaker B: I. [00:44:26] Speaker D: They've opened up, they've got the down south one and then they took over. [00:44:30] Speaker A: A place called the collective in Rockingham City shopping center. Yeah. [00:44:34] Speaker D: So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:44:36] Speaker A: So the mums can drop off their kids at the golf, send dad into shop and they can sit there and drink up. [00:44:42] Speaker C: Yeah, another drink. But I'm still here, so don't talk back to me. [00:44:46] Speaker A: No, we won't. So we should hit them up and say, hey, join the quiz. [00:44:51] Speaker D: Advertise it logistically with the quiz thing, though, then everybody has to be on at the time that they're on. [00:45:02] Speaker A: Yeah. They'd have to tune in and be on the app. Yeah. So you can have a screen. So people could just go on a screen, put a screen up on YouTube in the corner and say, put it on. Go stream the. Stream this on YouTube at the correct time and people can watch us while they're drinking beer. [00:45:19] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:45:20] Speaker A: And then join our quiz and then, you know, the winner. As long as they sign into a team that's from specific brewery, they could give away a prize if they win. I don't. How would we work? We need sponsors. [00:45:35] Speaker D: Yeah, well, I think you need us. Not so much the sponsorship. I think we need to think about. [00:45:41] Speaker A: Let me do sponsorship to pay for it. It costs a fortune. [00:45:44] Speaker D: Oh, does it? Can you not just keep paying for it and then we'll just make it happen? [00:45:50] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what's happening at the moment. [00:45:53] Speaker D: You guys just talking about your fucking CPI increases, like, Jesus, just pay for them. [00:45:58] Speaker A: No, I didn't get one. I didn't get one. [00:46:03] Speaker D: I did get one. [00:46:04] Speaker A: I got one way back in July. [00:46:06] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, I got one last month. [00:46:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:10] Speaker C: Well, here's an idea. Why don't we do. Why don't we sort of go for a quiz night, but instead of having it on a Monday night at 530, we have a Friday night. So everyone's at pubs Friday nights everyone can queue up drinking and maybe once a month. [00:46:31] Speaker D: Fridays are super busy for pubs. You want to do like a Wednesday or Thursday where it's quite as busy. It's a little bit. You know what I mean? So it gets bums on seats, sort of thing. [00:46:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:42] Speaker C: Yep. Good point. [00:46:43] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:46:43] Speaker C: I'll tell that one. [00:46:45] Speaker A: We'll work it out. We can just organize something in the chat, but we need some. Um. We haven't had. We only had one joke tonight, which is pretty disappointing. I'm all. I'm all dry. I'm running dry. [00:46:55] Speaker D: Al's joke was awesome. [00:46:56] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:46:59] Speaker C: He just wants to forget it. [00:47:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:01] Speaker D: He's not ray gun. He's out. [00:47:03] Speaker C: Like, he's legit. [00:47:07] Speaker A: Have we tried pig? Have anyone tried, um, fat pig? Cider? We're talking about beer, Tom, not cider. [00:47:16] Speaker D: Tom. No. [00:47:17] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beer Tom. Yeah. [00:47:20] Speaker D: No. [00:47:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:21] Speaker D: Nobody wants your fruit. [00:47:23] Speaker A: Yeah. He's probably fermented it from using his own personal yeast. [00:47:30] Speaker D: Is it like, when they get in the prison? [00:47:35] Speaker A: Who's got the infection this week? Too much pizza. He's got the scrape off last week. [00:47:48] Speaker D: Sounded fruity. Should we use that one? [00:47:51] Speaker A: Yeah. This. This amazing. Waka ching, waka, chuka, chicka, chink changi. [00:47:56] Speaker C: Amazing. [00:47:56] Speaker D: Waka changi. [00:47:57] Speaker A: It's not a bad drop. Is this a. Is this a craft beer or is it one owned from Woolies? [00:48:03] Speaker D: Read the back of the ball. [00:48:06] Speaker A: You're made in New Zealand. Made it. Made by Woolworths in New Zealand. Which. [00:48:10] Speaker C: No. [00:48:10] Speaker D: Is it. [00:48:11] Speaker A: No. [00:48:14] Speaker C: Wouldn't fucking surprise. [00:48:15] Speaker B: No. [00:48:15] Speaker C: Woolworths Jones, mate. Because they're probably gonna be serious. [00:48:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Anything with wool and sheep, you know. You know why New Zealand racehorses run so fast, don't you? Just see what happened to the sheep? And you know why? You know why? Um, Kiwis make love to the sheep in missionary position, don't you? So they don't miss out on any kissing. Yeah, that was good. Yeah. [00:49:00] Speaker D: That was ones I've had this week. What? [00:49:04] Speaker A: Have you got any olympic jokes? Nah. [00:49:06] Speaker D: Yeah, ray gun. [00:49:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Did they all go for another pee break? Did he go for a peep break? That tiny one. [00:49:16] Speaker C: It's nice. It's like he's just been fucking kidnapped. [00:49:19] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. [00:49:23] Speaker D: Can we get out the newspaper each time we do the thing so we know that he's actually recording on the day that we're doing it? [00:49:31] Speaker A: Don't know. Yeah. [00:49:32] Speaker D: Because he might be getting kidnapped. [00:49:35] Speaker A: We've got a joke. [00:49:36] Speaker D: Proof of life. [00:49:37] Speaker A: Tom's come up with a joke. Let me. Yeah, I've got to send it to the. Got to send it. I've sent the wrong one. Send that one. [00:49:48] Speaker C: It's got to get approved. [00:49:49] Speaker A: Why do you never, it does have to get approved. So we don't get. Why do you never, why do you never ride reverse cowgirl? Cowgirl in Alabama? [00:49:58] Speaker D: Why? [00:50:00] Speaker C: Sweet home? [00:50:02] Speaker A: Um, because you never turn your back on family. [00:50:11] Speaker D: That's gold. [00:50:13] Speaker C: That is gold. That fucking got us all. [00:50:19] Speaker D: Oh, that was too good. Did you hear that one, Al? [00:50:24] Speaker B: But it didn't affect me. Now I heard it. That was good. [00:50:29] Speaker D: That was gold. That was gold. [00:50:32] Speaker C: That wake us up. That was Brussels. Oh, one liners, mate. Quick ones. [00:50:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Why? Tasmanian guy, went up to his dad, said, I'm marrying a virgin. And he said, no way. You are not good enough for her family, not good enough for ours. [00:50:54] Speaker D: I was, um, when I was a beer judging the other week, we had one of the blokes on my tables from Tassie says one of the ladies at the table made a couple of Tassie jokes, and he said, no, no. Well, something about my wife. We're from Tassie. And then she said, yeah, but when you, if you and your wife get divorced, you're still brother and sister. [00:51:18] Speaker A: Did you hear about Pierre, the french fighter pilot? [00:51:22] Speaker D: No. [00:51:23] Speaker A: Pierre, the french fighter pilot. He's down on the French Riviera. He's got his girlfriend with him, and he's got this picnic bar, a picnic blanket laid out in a basket there. And he's getting all romantic with his girlfriend and pulls out a bottle of red wine, and he starts kissing her on the lips, and he pours this red wine all over her lips, and his girlfriend goes, Pierre. Pierre. Pierre. What are you doing? He goes, ha ha ha. I'm Pierre, the french fighter pilot. When I eat red meat, I drink red wine. And his girlfriend, his girlfriend says, oh, Pierre, kiss me lower. So he goes down into her breast, and he rips open her bra on her top, and he gets a bottle of white wine, pours it all over her breast, and he's. And she goes, Pierre. Pierre. What are you fucking doing? He says, oh, I'm Pierre, the french fighter pilot. When I eat white meat, I drink white wine. And she goes, oh, Pierre. Kiss me, Lola. So he goes down, pulls the pan. He's off, lifts up the skirt, and he's. And he reaches into the picnic basket, and he pulls out a bottle of cognac, and he pulls it over and gets his lyra on, flapping flames. She's flying. She races down to the street, and she's trying to cool herself down. Pierre. [00:52:44] Speaker C: Pierre. [00:52:44] Speaker A: What are you fucking doing? He says, I'm Pierre, the french fighter pilot. When I got down, I got down in flames. [00:53:01] Speaker B: But it's coming. [00:53:08] Speaker D: You're just. Can you please say cognac again for us? [00:53:11] Speaker A: Cognac? [00:53:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:18] Speaker A: I can't say it for shit. I can't say it for shit. I'm gonna have someone else say it first. [00:53:24] Speaker B: It's reading these jokes, isn't it? That's how you mispronounce it. [00:53:28] Speaker A: No, honestly. I've got to have someone else say it before I can say it. I'll forget how to say it. Like, yeah, is it cognac? Cognac, yeah. [00:53:39] Speaker D: It was fantastic. [00:53:42] Speaker A: I keeps calling it cognac. [00:53:44] Speaker D: I was really expecting it to be a bottle of beer. And it was going to be a yeasty or something. [00:53:48] Speaker A: Tom says, what do you call a virgin in Tassie? [00:53:52] Speaker D: What's that? [00:53:52] Speaker A: He's an orphan. Not an orphan. That's enough of the poor, Tasman. [00:54:00] Speaker D: We've been cancelled in Singapore. Yeah, Tassie. Although that's an island anywhere. [00:54:06] Speaker A: Yeah, it doesn't matter. So I didn't. I was supposed to hit record. I didn't hit record again. I'm gonna have to download this from YouTube. So we're not gonna get banned on YouTube because we haven't had any music offended anyone yet. But we might get banned for offending people. Yeah. [00:54:27] Speaker B: Can I actually talk about something music wise that struck me today? [00:54:31] Speaker A: A record player looks like you got hit. [00:54:39] Speaker B: No. You know, I've talked before about how sometimes I listen to a song that strikes me. It's like, why? Yeah. And like, I was working from home and I was listening to six. I. Quite a good station to listen to during the day. [00:54:56] Speaker A: Which one? What station was it? No, I'm serious. [00:55:01] Speaker D: It's pop rock. [00:55:02] Speaker A: Six ix. Six ix, yeah. [00:55:05] Speaker B: But there's a song that's always struck me, and it was from. It's from the late seventies. Um. I love the night. Like, Alicia Keys. [00:55:17] Speaker A: That's not Alicia Keys. It's not Alicia Keys. [00:55:20] Speaker B: Um, no. Alicia. Alicia. [00:55:22] Speaker C: Some bridges. Um. [00:55:25] Speaker B: Alicia Bridges. [00:55:28] Speaker D: Okay. [00:55:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Alicia Bridges. Disco. Yep. [00:55:33] Speaker B: But if you ever listen to the song, she tries her hardest to make her voice sound as ugly as possible. Yeah. You know, there's a bridge, like, I'm the disco, you know. And it's like, who went into the recording studio going, I'm gonna make my voice sound as ugly as possible. [00:55:55] Speaker A: Just probably. [00:55:56] Speaker B: We've got a hit, if you look. [00:55:59] Speaker A: At a video clip. [00:56:01] Speaker B: But I can't understand the song because really, she's a woman who's, well, a singer who's trying to make her voice sound as ugly as possible. [00:56:12] Speaker A: Have you seen the video clip? [00:56:13] Speaker B: It's horrible. I think I did way back when I was young. When I was young and when you were born. [00:56:22] Speaker C: Is that me or Michael? [00:56:23] Speaker A: I was in dad. I was in dad's bag before you were in Baghdad. [00:56:29] Speaker B: But you guys know Michael. You might not know the song. [00:56:37] Speaker D: It's really horrible. [00:56:40] Speaker B: It's horrible. I don't get it. [00:56:44] Speaker D: I've got some news for you. That's the thing. [00:56:46] Speaker A: You know Greg Kine from the Greg Kine band? [00:56:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:51] Speaker A: He died. Yeah. [00:56:52] Speaker C: Greg Keen, man. [00:56:55] Speaker A: King. [00:56:56] Speaker D: What's the band called now? [00:56:58] Speaker A: The song? It's just a band. Well, it doesn't like. You can't ride them like that anymore. [00:57:10] Speaker D: I like for playing music now, but we can still talk about it, which is great. [00:57:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:15] Speaker D: Um, have any guys got Disney plus on? [00:57:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:18] Speaker D: Yes. Um, yeah, I watched last night. Um. Uh. If these walls could sing about the Abbey Road studios. It was really cool. [00:57:31] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:57:31] Speaker D: Was. It's. It's not the greatest documentary, and obviously a lot of it plays on the Beatles, but it just. It's worth a watch anyway. Just. There's a lot of history, obviously, on. [00:57:43] Speaker B: My watch list for tonight or tomorrow night. [00:57:45] Speaker D: Yeah, it was. It was really cool. I had a lot of criticism over it, but because I was like, there were some people who popped, I'm like, there's so much history that's gone through those studios. I expected more, if that makes sense. [00:58:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:00] Speaker D: But, um. But it was still fantastic. [00:58:02] Speaker B: Abby roads a lot more than the Beatles. And it's still going. [00:58:06] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's gone through its shit. It's had Star wars in it and everything. Like. [00:58:12] Speaker A: Yeah, it's crazy, huh? [00:58:15] Speaker B: That actually sent me off on a tangent. I was talking to a couple of my housewives. I thought, I've been looking for Cass. I used to have Casablanca on dvd, and I don't know where it's gone. I've obviously loaned it to somebody, and I better someone with, but about a year ago. So I fancy watching, and I went through all the streaming services, and the only way I could get it was by paying somebody like Stan or something like it. [00:58:48] Speaker C: I won. [00:58:48] Speaker B: But it's now on ABC, so they've actually put it up there for a little while. And I. I watched it. And what, again, for about the 40th time and what a great movie. Seriously, Brad, do yourself a favor. If you can get past the first 20 minutes of really bad acting by the big parts, it's a gorgeous movie. It's a great. You would love it. Brad. [00:59:15] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:59:16] Speaker B: Brad. [00:59:17] Speaker A: Sorry. Was that Star Wars? [00:59:19] Speaker C: 34 years. [00:59:21] Speaker B: No, no. Casablanca. There's a reason why it's a classic. There is a reason why it is. [00:59:26] Speaker D: A classic is that. I don't give a. Frankly, I don't give a fuck, my dear, or some shit, frankly. [00:59:31] Speaker A: My dear, I don't care. [00:59:33] Speaker B: No, that's. That's from the Civil War movie. No, it's. It's the way it. For her. Sam play it for me. You know, play the kid and Sam kind of movie and. [00:59:45] Speaker D: Yeah, okay. Yeah. [00:59:49] Speaker B: There's a reason it's classic. Before. Just before the. [00:59:53] Speaker A: Just before the second World War. [00:59:54] Speaker B: So. 1937, I think 38. [00:59:58] Speaker A: Clearly. [00:59:58] Speaker C: Black and white, but it's in high. [01:00:01] Speaker B: Definitely. And it's really good. [01:00:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:07] Speaker C: Lost me at the camera. [01:00:09] Speaker A: I just got to disappear. I've got to sort Terrence out. He's, um, emotional about something. I won't be second. I'll be back. [01:00:15] Speaker B: Our hours up anyway. [01:00:19] Speaker A: We're on nineties. We're on nineties. You gotta go for another TBR. [01:00:22] Speaker D: Are we gonna do another quiz? [01:00:27] Speaker A: I've got it. I haven't got it lined up for tonight. I haven't got another one lined up. [01:00:30] Speaker D: Okay. Oh, fair enough. [01:00:31] Speaker A: Okay. But we. I reckon we could. We should, like. Yeah, I reckon we should. Um. It's gonna. We're gonna work out how we can get other bars and places involved and they can hopefully get our screen up and they can stream us doing it. People can join in and join the conversation. But how would they go with Brad's foul language? [01:00:53] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:00:54] Speaker C: Fucking serious. [01:00:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:57] Speaker C: I'm not that fucking bad. [01:00:59] Speaker A: It's that. [01:00:59] Speaker D: It's that. It's those Queenslanders. [01:01:01] Speaker A: They. [01:01:01] Speaker D: Fuck. [01:01:02] Speaker A: Yeah, Queenslanders. They don't know how to say. And Queensland. [01:01:10] Speaker B: As a person who used to run pubs, I mean, if you went to a pub and said, hey, we do this, you put it up on your screen and you sponsor it for a nominal amount of money. [01:01:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:27] Speaker B: I mean, most pub over. Most pub overs would be looking for something on a Monday night. And, yeah, we would probably have to change the way we do things, but, yeah, a lot of pub overs go. Yeah, on the big screen. We'll do it. [01:01:40] Speaker A: I've got a really good. [01:01:42] Speaker B: Brilliant. [01:01:45] Speaker C: Yeah, tie your dog up, mate. Mate, we asked for one. One half hours of your week. [01:01:51] Speaker D: Yeah, she's. [01:01:53] Speaker C: Well, Michael's probably the best one with contacts. [01:02:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:01] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:02:02] Speaker B: I. [01:02:02] Speaker D: What I'm. What I'm struggling with is trying to think, like, how do we present this as a. Because I like it. It's really cool. Like, we just got to present it well to go, okay. This is how it would work. You know what I mean? You got to kind of go to these, these places with a bit of a package. This is what it's going to look like. You do try this out. And because I think it's got a lot of, when you go to the local pub on and say, Thursday night and they do, they get like the duck. Duck over here, we. Brad. Anyway, we've got this local business called ducks nuts. And they'll do quizzes, post them around perth and do them in pubs and that. And they have stuff up on screens. All that's great. But ultimately people can cheat because they can sit there with their phones and blah, blah. Obviously, hopefully people don't do that. But, but this is kind of cool because people can't cheat. Yeah, they got it. They could go on. It's interactive. You could literally sit there with your headphones in if you want or whatever. You can watch on screen. You can do it on your phone. You can't google the answer because you got 15 seconds. [01:03:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:03] Speaker D: There's a lot trying to think how. [01:03:05] Speaker A: We, and one of the things is when we do it as a league, right. If the guy or the person's not at the bar on a certain day that the quiz is on, they can still join the quiz and have interactivity with the bar because they're in there and they're supporting the bar by having that. If they join a bar team. So they just put, when they put their name in, instead of just putting in, um, big Al, they could say big Al from the Leisure Inn. Yeah. [01:03:39] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:03:41] Speaker C: So, yeah, someone like Paul to go out and sell it, because Paul would know. [01:03:45] Speaker A: Now you're the salesman. [01:03:47] Speaker C: Yeah. But you gotta know your laugh out. So Michael just had a good point, you know, like, he, he would struggled putting a package together, but he can see the result. [01:03:58] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:04:00] Speaker C: You're the mastermind of the computer shit. [01:04:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but I can't put a package. I can't. I'm not a salesman for shit. Otherwise I'd be making money salesman. [01:04:09] Speaker D: You don't need to be a salesman. We just need to think. Okay, so we, like, I could walk in, Al could walk into somewhere and go, hey, or we decide as a team, let's go in and just go this one place and say, let's try this one Monday night. Here's the QR code. We'll put on like, as you said, I think coasters was a great one. [01:04:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:27] Speaker D: So coast is the QR code. Boom. At this time on this Monday night, this will come up, and all you have to do is have your phone and you. [01:04:36] Speaker A: Yep. [01:04:38] Speaker D: Again, I'm trying to. I mean, we're doing this now with our. With our setup and I'm. Yeah, thanks to me. I'm just trying to. Yeah, you just visit you that you have someone in a pub play. [01:04:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:50] Speaker A: You have a QR code. Have a QR code on a coaster. They scan it, and it'll take you to YouTube, where this is streamed. And we have the code streaming on YouTube, and they can scan that in, which then loads up the quiz. Yeah. [01:05:05] Speaker B: May I? [01:05:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:07] Speaker B: Okay. [01:05:07] Speaker A: May I? [01:05:08] Speaker D: Yeah, you may. [01:05:08] Speaker A: You may. [01:05:09] Speaker D: You may. [01:05:09] Speaker A: I'll love you a long time. May I? Yeah. I hear for you. [01:05:13] Speaker D: Perfect time for my. [01:05:15] Speaker C: He needs food. He needs food. [01:05:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Even in this modern day, if you went to present your pub, you would probably just do it as a printout. Like a little PowerPoint in a printout and say, hey, what? We're proposing on one of your quiet nights Monday night. We can get you to join. You can join, but we. Without being on the screen. And you put it on the screen. Nearly every pub I go into now do have smart tvs, and I've got all the. So we can get them to join just like this. Yeah, but without them having the screen. And it's like, okay, at this time, we're going to do a quiz. Paul, you do the thing on the screen. We have the QR codes on the. On the posters, and it's like, your patrons can join in and you know what? All you got to do is just come up with prizes for your best patron. [01:06:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:17] Speaker B: The person who wins it on that night and sling us a $100 for doing it or $200 for hosting it. [01:06:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:26] Speaker B: A lot of fucking pubs would go. That is so easy. We'll go with that. [01:06:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Sounds like a plan. We're gonna have to do it. Got it. We have to sort it out, set it up and do it. And like I said, you can have it as a league. So you say to them, look, you don't have to hand a prize out. At the beginning of the week. We'll tell you who won which bar one and which person it was, and then that bar can give that person something at the end of the month. [01:06:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:52] Speaker B: So at the end. Well, okay, if we're going to go multiple bars, it's like, hey, guys, do you want to be on this train, you pay us a hundred and dollars. We'll give you the invite, so you can put it on your screen. Your patrons can play. You can organize a prize within your pay, within your bar. But we will also do grand prizes for the league. [01:07:15] Speaker A: Yeah, but they've got to worst. The worst part is. Is telling the bar who won. They'd have to be watching it and be part of it. [01:07:24] Speaker B: We would have to work that out. [01:07:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, but I'm trying to get hold of Tom, if. Tom, if you can hear me, check your messages on your phone. You just check that for a second. Wow. So. [01:07:35] Speaker B: Well, if we're going to go for a bit longer, I mean, I'm in for another drink, Mike, so. [01:07:39] Speaker A: Yep, yep. I should have got mine. Yeah. Check your phone on top here. Well, you guys, I'm going to go get another amazing. [01:07:51] Speaker C: You need to do a little snack or something. Like, I get it. [01:07:54] Speaker D: It's grab me. [01:07:54] Speaker C: One year, I've had. I've had my dinner and all that sort of shit. I get all that. But you. [01:08:00] Speaker D: I'm not over there. [01:08:00] Speaker C: You're like, it's important. And then, granted, it's probably after dinner. And I say to Al, why don't you just do yourself a little fucking platter of cheese and nibblies where you can munch them while you're on us? And, like, the quiz thing in bars will work out probably better over here, because if you're probably going to have less patronage over there at a 530 time slot of. And more here at a time slot. So if you're doing windows nine, you're doing 530 or seven. [01:08:33] Speaker D: Yeah, it needs to be. [01:08:35] Speaker C: You're in the dinner practice. I'm in the after dinner. [01:08:38] Speaker D: Yeah. See, like, so. Yeah. So, yeah, when it's. Yeah, I was listening, guys, and I was right. Like, if you can come to the table with this package of doing this, and that's. And it wouldn't take much to say, hey, listen, there'll be a, you know, a carton of beer or something that wherever those people are in that place, just. Just choose one location. So this one. [01:09:06] Speaker A: What about. What about if we do do it like this, that we tell the bar that they don't have to put up a prize or anything. We'll. So we'll do the prize, right? So we'll give the prize, but then we can get drink west drink best. And we can get drink west drink best. They're like the pack of mix. And send them one of them. [01:09:34] Speaker D: Well, what we could do there is we could. I've got a couple. I've got a few of those left, but they're getting a bit long in the tooth, unfortunately, but. [01:09:41] Speaker A: Or we can get a brew. We get. We get a local brewery, too. [01:09:45] Speaker D: We can say, hey, King Road, or whoever it is, would you donate a cube of beer? And I'll get. And the winner of this quiz night gets a cube of beer. [01:09:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:53] Speaker D: And a beanie or something if you happen to have it on the side. [01:09:57] Speaker A: But do we do it for a week or a month? So then they have to come back. The people have to come back, I. [01:10:04] Speaker D: Think if you've got instantaneous. So whoever wins on that evening gets a cube of beer. [01:10:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:10:10] Speaker D: And then maybe once they get. We have something a little larger. So that you said. You said was like the leaderboard, the league. Yeah, but I think you want walking away with something on the evening for their effort. [01:10:24] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:10:25] Speaker C: I'll just speak up the person loudest. [01:10:30] Speaker B: No, there's a delay. I think the beauty. And on with Mike on this. If you do a formal quiz night. Yeah, you do a formal quiz night. It's like you have to invite teams and then you get all the professionals in. Everything. I like, if we just leave it as informal, it's like, hey, there's a quiz on, you know, without a huge advertising and, you know, just. Yeah, we'll give our prizes. It will keep out the professionals. It'll keep it fun. And also, we don't get too complicated. We don't have to get too complicated. If you've ever been to a quiz night, it's not just questions. They have all sorts of worksheets on the table. A lot of effort that goes into a quiz night. Whereas if we're like, we're nothing fancy and we're not formal, you just join in whenever you want. We can to be just asking questions format. [01:11:34] Speaker D: Yeah, we use this as a. We actually walk into. Somebody said, listen, we don't actually have the fucking magic bullet in the answer here yet, but we want to try something. We've got a free carton to give away. And we talk to some pub, what, a brewery, whatever it is, and say, would you help us do this on a Monday evening? And we're going to give it a crack and we're going to learn from it. We're going to move forward, we're going to make some decisions, but nobody gets hurt, you know, I mean, so we actually use it because we. [01:12:01] Speaker A: I just want to do. I'm just gonna. Tom, are you there? [01:12:05] Speaker D: Yep. [01:12:06] Speaker A: Hey, Tom, you won this night's competition. How you going? [01:12:11] Speaker D: Pretty good. [01:12:12] Speaker A: Can you guys hear Tom? [01:12:14] Speaker C: Yes. [01:12:15] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:12:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Say hello, Tom. The winner of tonight's quiz. [01:12:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:18] Speaker C: On the. [01:12:20] Speaker B: I can tell you it was rigged. [01:12:24] Speaker A: There you go. So we can actually call the winner. [01:12:27] Speaker D: Tommy Ray gun. [01:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Tommy Ray gun. [01:12:32] Speaker C: Tommy Ray gun. [01:12:33] Speaker A: There you go. Are you there, Tom? [01:12:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:40] Speaker A: What are you going to do with your winnings? [01:12:44] Speaker D: Not go to Disneyland. [01:12:50] Speaker B: I'm liking you again, Tommy. [01:12:52] Speaker C: He fucking listens, isn't he? [01:12:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:54] Speaker D: Tommy, can I ask you a question? Do you have any children? Um, but, yeah, watching the live stream. [01:13:04] Speaker A: No, Tom, do you have any kids? [01:13:08] Speaker D: Uh, as far as I know, no. But I've probably wasted a few. Um, ever since puberty. [01:13:19] Speaker B: My daughter's watching this. [01:13:20] Speaker D: You don't want to go to Disneyland. [01:13:21] Speaker A: Then there's a couple of teenage mutant ninja, um, titles. All right. [01:13:34] Speaker D: I just thought. I just thought. [01:13:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:13:41] Speaker D: So, um, I was watching. [01:13:43] Speaker A: See you later, Tom. I just had to test. I wanted to test it that I could call someone from a phone so we can get them in and say, what? You won the competition. How'd you feel? And, you know, where are you? What? Pub? Yeah. [01:13:59] Speaker D: That works well. Yeah. [01:14:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:00] Speaker D: Good. That worked well. [01:14:02] Speaker C: Good selling life. [01:14:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:04] Speaker D: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Wait till they log into this where we just have a team meeting on a live fucking podcast. [01:14:14] Speaker A: Meanwhile, there's, like, the other podcast. All the quiz companies are out there listening in, going, how they fucking doing this? Let's get beat them to the punch. Yeah. [01:14:26] Speaker D: This is fine. [01:14:27] Speaker A: Yeah. And it'll be online on YouTube forever, so people be able to, um. Free advertising on YouTube. [01:14:36] Speaker D: Do we want. [01:14:37] Speaker B: Actually looking at my background and I'm just wondering. I'm just wondering. [01:14:42] Speaker C: Taking your pants off or something? [01:14:46] Speaker B: Just wondering if I'm looking at Mike's back and it's freaking awesome. [01:14:52] Speaker C: Change the goal posture ten minutes ago. [01:14:55] Speaker D: Yeah, I liked it better when I was. [01:14:58] Speaker A: No, I liked it better. Yeah, when you had the. [01:15:02] Speaker D: Yeah, we can just start doing this. [01:15:08] Speaker A: What's that long pink thing? Was that long pink? There's a long pink thing there. What is it? Hang on. [01:15:16] Speaker D: Let's find it again. [01:15:18] Speaker B: He didn't want to ask. [01:15:21] Speaker A: On the bedside. On the bedside there. What is it? That pink thing? [01:15:25] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, it's got nine veins. [01:15:31] Speaker C: He's just fucking breaking it. [01:15:33] Speaker A: Someone's on stoppage. [01:15:36] Speaker D: It was made of glass. [01:15:39] Speaker B: And the missus is not happy right now. [01:15:42] Speaker C: No, you're gonna have the shit. [01:15:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Father's day next week. What's everyone doing for Father's day? [01:15:51] Speaker D: I'm getting a pork. [01:15:53] Speaker A: You're what? Getting a pork knuckle. You got lubed for that or what? [01:15:57] Speaker D: Yeah, just bend over. [01:15:59] Speaker A: This is only gonna hurt once. [01:16:02] Speaker B: Is that something I need to look up? [01:16:06] Speaker A: $20 is $20. [01:16:11] Speaker D: If. If I'm lucky, I'll get. [01:16:16] Speaker A: Two pork. [01:16:20] Speaker B: Rule 64 of the Internet, guys. [01:16:26] Speaker A: What's rule 64? [01:16:28] Speaker D: We're the reason the Internet. [01:16:31] Speaker B: Rule 64 of the Internet. [01:16:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:34] Speaker D: Okay, I'm googling that. [01:16:37] Speaker B: Tom. Tommy, Tommy, can you look it up? I think it's rule 64. [01:16:43] Speaker D: What happened? [01:16:44] Speaker A: There's going to be a lot of. There's going to be a lot of confused people in corn Gup. [01:16:49] Speaker B: No, no, no. Rule 64. If there is a thing that is pork knuckle, there'll be a porn soda barrel. I think it's right. [01:17:04] Speaker D: I literally mean going to brotzit, the german little restaurant pub thing. We have one here. [01:17:12] Speaker A: Oh, you hooten grousen like the pork knuckle. [01:17:26] Speaker D: And just stick it. [01:17:32] Speaker C: Michael, you're backlist. [01:17:59] Speaker B: If we don't. [01:18:00] Speaker A: So do you want us to come out and rescue him and take him away? Him or something? So he. [01:18:04] Speaker C: Big, big son's wedding next week and then the day a few days after, that's Father's day, so, uh, he better look after me. I'll look after him on his wedding day. [01:18:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:14] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:18:15] Speaker A: Well, couldn't be much of a bucks night if he's getting married. [01:18:21] Speaker C: Well, I don't know about that one. The bridesmaid, the hens weekend was this weekend and I've just gone, so they clearly still get married. I've had no emails saying it's now off. [01:18:28] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:18:31] Speaker C: And you know, my lips are fucking sealed. [01:18:33] Speaker A: Yeah, well, father staying skips for her legs. Yeah. Oh, excuse me. [01:18:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:42] Speaker A: Oh, this beer gives me burpees. Rule 64, if it exists. There's an au of it. [01:18:57] Speaker D: There's an AU. [01:18:58] Speaker A: What's an Au? What's a U, Tom? [01:19:01] Speaker B: 64. [01:19:04] Speaker A: Of the Internet. [01:19:06] Speaker C: Is that come from Commodore 64? The original fucking computer in 1980. [01:19:10] Speaker A: Oh, that was brilliant. We used to have a Vic 20. We had a Vic 20, which was before the 64. Commodore 64. And if we wanted to play a game, we have to type it in. And then if someone. Someone wanted tv, and I, while you're playing it, they turn the channel off or turn the computer off. Your fuckers yet to type the game back in and take you half an hour to an hour to type it. [01:19:29] Speaker C: In is we wait. Maybe an Atari. If you had an Atari, might. You were fucking rich. [01:19:33] Speaker D: Yeah, we had we had a Commodore 64. Then we moved up to Nintendo Entertainment System. Gun. [01:19:40] Speaker A: The NES. [01:19:42] Speaker D: Yeah. No, no, no, no. This is before Super Nintendo entertainment. And you had Mario and you had, um. It was called duck hunt. [01:19:51] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. [01:19:52] Speaker D: No, Paul. No, no. [01:19:55] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. You beat me to it, Michael. I was going to fucking. [01:20:04] Speaker D: You got to get the ducks, Paul, in a row. Get the ducks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's happening. You shot them with your axe. [01:20:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I think it was. Yeah. [01:20:16] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. There's your axe wound. [01:20:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:19] Speaker C: So, Alan, I. We just had a wee, mate. [01:20:22] Speaker A: Well, you heard about little Johnny in the shower, didn't you? With his mum? [01:20:26] Speaker D: Yes. [01:20:27] Speaker A: No, no, no. He pointed up and said no. He says to his mum, Mum, what's that? And she goes, well, that's. That's my. No, she says, that's my wombat. [01:20:37] Speaker D: My wombat. [01:20:38] Speaker A: Yeah. So. Oh, Grandma's one must be dead because it's tongue's hanging out. [01:20:52] Speaker D: So we just got cancelled in Australia. [01:20:59] Speaker C: We're gonna win the chinese one now. [01:21:03] Speaker D: I think we've got something. [01:21:04] Speaker B: And you wanna. You wanna take this to pubs where there are families eating meals and all that sort. [01:21:09] Speaker A: What happened to pubs? We gotta get a sports bar. Remember, like the leisure inn used to have the front bar? There used to be guys out there and they're all sitting there at the bar, and the bar flies, drinking beer and telling the stories about the good old days. [01:21:22] Speaker C: Get into the gate. [01:21:23] Speaker D: Yeah, but those. Those blokes, Paul, don't know how to use their phone, let alone have a phone. [01:21:28] Speaker A: Oh, true. Explain sports betting. [01:21:36] Speaker D: There. Will those idiots go up with cash and put it in the little sportsman machine? [01:21:41] Speaker A: You can't put sports cash with sports bet through your phone. [01:21:50] Speaker D: They actually have a tab. Sorry. In the pub. And they want to use the cash. Yeah, they want to use a little pencil. [01:21:57] Speaker A: Here's a good tip. Don't bet on the frio dockers mystery. [01:22:01] Speaker B: Bethehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe yeah, rule 34. Sorry, guys. It's rule 34. 34. [01:22:06] Speaker A: Rule 34. [01:22:07] Speaker B: 34, yeah. [01:22:10] Speaker D: And what was it? [01:22:12] Speaker A: Tom's body, if something to your mum. Tom? Scotty, if something about. If a male character exists. There's a female porn version of that character. [01:22:21] Speaker B: No, no, it's rule 34. I just looked it up. [01:22:24] Speaker A: Could you imagine a female porn star like our. [01:22:28] Speaker D: Does Tom do fat? [01:22:30] Speaker A: She'd have to be italian to the mustache. [01:22:32] Speaker B: Yeah, Tom can be fact checker. [01:22:34] Speaker D: Yeah, we probably fuck up a lot of facts. [01:22:39] Speaker A: No, we don't. [01:22:40] Speaker B: I'll read it out. You guys ready? [01:22:43] Speaker D: Rule yes. [01:22:44] Speaker B: 34 of the Internet. Not doing my radio guys, if it exists or can be imagined, there is Internet porn of it. [01:22:57] Speaker D: Oh, so it's. So it's Walt Disney? [01:22:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Let it go. Let it go. [01:23:05] Speaker B: You don't. You do frame by frame on some of the old Disney animators stuff. You will see. [01:23:10] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You can just skip that. Stop wasting all your time doing that. Just go straight to Pornhub. [01:23:18] Speaker C: I've got it here. [01:23:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:21] Speaker D: What? Pornhub. [01:23:22] Speaker A: Or you can see in the reflection in his glasses. He's in incognito mode. [01:23:32] Speaker D: Brad's got some very specific requirements. He's running away from a warehouse. [01:23:37] Speaker A: Hey, what's it. What's his phone number? I'll ring up his. Ring up his wife and see if she knows what's going on here. There's someone looking in the window. [01:23:51] Speaker D: I would know those keystrokes anyway. Just write Ryobi into fucking Pornhub. [01:23:58] Speaker A: While. [01:23:58] Speaker C: I can't. [01:24:09] Speaker D: Trim router. [01:24:20] Speaker A: He's going to get Ryobi tattoo. He's going to get Ryobi tattooed down the length of his old fellow. He's going to get to, like, the o and they're going to go, there's not enough room. [01:24:34] Speaker C: Reinforcement. [01:24:40] Speaker D: You guys ever seen a barcode on a condom? [01:24:43] Speaker A: Yes. [01:24:46] Speaker D: You rolled back far enough. And the date and the day. I remember this joke when I was a kid, like one of my dad's. Have you ever seen. Ever seen a barcode on a condom? And they're. Oh, you don't roll it back as. [01:25:02] Speaker A: Far as I do. [01:25:07] Speaker D: And you got this 13 year old Michael guns. [01:25:20] Speaker B: Mike, have you ever seen a QR code on a bike? [01:25:27] Speaker D: Have you ever seen a quiz fucking QR code on you? [01:25:33] Speaker B: Oh, there's an idea. [01:25:36] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. The condom machines in the pub. [01:25:44] Speaker B: Hey, yeah, I can imagine the slogan. If it. If it doesn't work out, scan this QR code. [01:25:53] Speaker C: That's a long condom. [01:25:58] Speaker A: Welcome to Jamaica, man, and have a nice day. [01:26:03] Speaker C: Over here, they have that. They have the Queensland condom. So it starts off with wool. [01:26:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:07] Speaker C: If you get. If you can get it all out, it's called wool and gabba. But not many people get to the gabba. They just go, that's why it's all called the gabba. Gets any further, it's the fucking gabba. But if condom stretches that long, it's woolen gabba. [01:26:19] Speaker A: Yeah. In New South Wales, I call it Willamalu. He's stroking his mo. He's stroking his mo. [01:26:34] Speaker C: No. [01:26:40] Speaker B: We could do Manja Gorda condoms. If you can read the name, you're doing well. Some show. [01:26:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:51] Speaker C: And the last digits are up, so. [01:26:56] Speaker B: Major good up. Condoms made in Mandurah. [01:27:00] Speaker D: No. [01:27:01] Speaker A: I used to think, man, get off. [01:27:02] Speaker D: At Manja good up. [01:27:03] Speaker A: I used to think that was. [01:27:06] Speaker B: Yes. [01:27:09] Speaker D: You can't say, but fuck. You want to go there, soldier? [01:27:23] Speaker C: Just take the cough. [01:27:24] Speaker A: Bernard. [01:27:28] Speaker D: Take the bird out of your. [01:27:30] Speaker B: No. [01:27:30] Speaker A: Okay. [01:27:30] Speaker D: No, I'll think about it. [01:27:34] Speaker B: Let's stop there. [01:27:44] Speaker A: Oh, what happened there? [01:27:46] Speaker D: Oh, shit. [01:27:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. What time is it? Oh, jeez. We've gone over the 90 minutes. [01:27:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:28:00] Speaker A: I've still got half an hour left. I'm up to my second. [01:28:08] Speaker C: How. [01:28:09] Speaker D: Hey, Diet Coke last week. You leave him alone. [01:28:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You leave him alone. When. [01:28:26] Speaker C: The part. Apart from. Apart from Michael's ryobi bench that I miss, it was also good because he had his keg. He's had his keg behind it. Yeah. [01:28:34] Speaker A: Just Kegel a. Yeah. [01:28:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:39] Speaker D: Was the sound all right when I. [01:28:41] Speaker C: Sat in the car? [01:28:42] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah. [01:28:45] Speaker D: I'll get back to the carport again. I just felt like. I felt like this. [01:28:49] Speaker A: Why don't you just bring the keg into the office? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:29:02] Speaker D: I invested young. [01:29:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Said I lost it on two divorces and. Yeah. Yeah. Sharing the love ran. Yep. All right, I'll hold on. Before you do that, I've got to bring up me little notepad. There we go. Are we calling it? Is it the evening over? [01:29:28] Speaker B: Things to do? [01:29:31] Speaker C: Can I just suggest something, Al? [01:29:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:33] Speaker C: Now that we're in season two, and you always do the finale line, and this is a suggestion, guys. And so it's either thumbs up or thumbs down. And before you do what you do, you just go and remember, $20. [01:29:45] Speaker A: This is $20. [01:29:47] Speaker C: Good night, Australia. [01:29:50] Speaker B: That's the thing. I thought. I thought the finale line wasn't mine anymore. I thought it was yours. [01:29:56] Speaker A: No, no, it's always yours. [01:29:58] Speaker C: It's always yours, mate. We're putting that on your fucking coffin. [01:30:01] Speaker A: Yeah. $20 is $20 an hour. [01:30:04] Speaker C: He's $20. [01:30:05] Speaker A: And he's like, look, no thumbs. [01:30:08] Speaker C: He's not gonna fucking. [01:30:10] Speaker A: Oh, he's got. [01:30:12] Speaker B: And remember, kitties, $20 is $20. It.