We got beat by a Taylor Swift Inspired Podcast

[00:00:15] Speaker A: Good evening, gentlemen. How we going? [00:00:19] Speaker B: Good. [00:00:20] Speaker C: Very well, mates. [00:00:22] Speaker A: Yeah, another week. [00:00:23] Speaker C: Very cold and sunny over here in Brisbane. [00:00:26] Speaker A: Yep, yep, yep, yep. We're all preoccupied doing something else. No Michael tonight because he's off drinking beer and carrying on like a. An associate judge beer tasting challenge thingy. What have we been? [00:00:41] Speaker C: Still in perfect communication, mate. We're just getting ready for any music questions that may well be. Oh, shit. We need to google something. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Yeah, well, we're, um. [00:00:54] Speaker C: I'm ready. [00:00:55] Speaker A: Yeah, we're streaming on YouTube. [00:00:58] Speaker C: What are we drinking? [00:01:00] Speaker A: I'm just about to crack open a beer. The same beer that I've been drinking over the last, um, pig gym week. [00:01:08] Speaker C: Oh, go trades. Single fin. Don't mind the single fin. [00:01:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:13] Speaker C: Mm hmm. [00:01:15] Speaker A: All right. Yeah, I'm fighting with our web host at the moment, my web host. And trying to get shit sorted, so I'm looking at that. But, yeah, no, I'm drinking the old dingo on the same six pack. This is the last can of the six pack that I opened about four weeks ago. [00:01:35] Speaker B: You are such a wuss. [00:01:38] Speaker C: Absolutely. Thank you, mate. Yeah, I know. I'm busy. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Not wuss. I'm busy. I can't. Can't do it. Do me drunk. [00:01:46] Speaker B: It's always time to drink. [00:01:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. So, um, got some bad news. We, uh. We. [00:01:57] Speaker C: Based on today's, uh, messaging. [00:01:59] Speaker A: Yeah, we didn't. We didn't get through to the finals for the podcasting, but we got out. Done by a freaking Taylor Swift podcast. [00:02:10] Speaker B: Well, if you're going to be outdone, be outdone by the rest. Best. [00:02:17] Speaker A: She's not the best in my books. No, she's just. Ah, no. Can't convince me. [00:02:23] Speaker C: $20. [00:02:24] Speaker A: Yeah, give me $20. I like it for 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. I can't. Yeah. I can't believe it. An Aussie awards show for australian podcast, which is us. People probably haven't been hearing me. Yeah, so we've. An australian podcast. Awards goes to an australian podcast about an american musician. Or as if you want to call her a musician, but there's other artists that. If we had lost out to a podcast to an australian artist, I would have been okay with that. But a bunch of girls talking about Taylor Swift and going all gaga about Taylor Swift. [00:03:09] Speaker C: Well, you know, it's. It stands to believe. I mean, she's the. The hip hop biggest thing in the world in this year. [00:03:17] Speaker A: Yeah, this year, you don't count, Brad, if you watch home, in a way. [00:03:29] Speaker C: Okay. All right. [00:03:31] Speaker A: Do you watch neighbors? Didn't you watch neighbors. Did you. Oh, did you see, um. [00:03:35] Speaker C: We never. [00:03:38] Speaker A: Lynn Scully, the actress that played Scully, died. Yeah, she was from prisoner and all other shows as well. She passed away in us, apparently. I'm a bit confused by the articles. The article said she died peacefully in a sleep surrounded by her two daughters. So who sleeps with her two daughters? [00:04:01] Speaker B: Who dies peacefully with their two daughters? [00:04:09] Speaker A: Shouldn't be laughing at it. But it's, um. [00:04:13] Speaker B: It's coming for all of us, my friend. [00:04:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Eventually, one day, so. But, yeah, I don't know. I couldn't work it out. Who sleeps in bed with their daughters and passes away? There must be some. Must have some other issue. [00:04:28] Speaker C: You got to kind of, you know, picture the bedroom arrangements, and mum's in the middle in the bed, and the kids are on each side on the chairs. That's how I picture it. [00:04:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:37] Speaker C: Or you and your filthy mind better alive. [00:04:42] Speaker B: I've got this weird thing going on. I'm guessing you guys are the same. So, over here. Yeah, I've got my picture as it's bouncing back from. From the actual program. [00:04:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:56] Speaker B: Over here, I've got my little monitor direct from the laptop. And then behind your shoulder, just over here, I've got the picture from the feed with a different color correction. Actually, I look quite sunburnt. [00:05:11] Speaker A: Yes. [00:05:11] Speaker B: It's really weird. [00:05:15] Speaker C: I need to change that light somehow. It's too glaring and it's in the wrong position. I don't know what to do if. [00:05:23] Speaker A: You'Re on a laptop. Guys, it's moved your laptop. [00:05:27] Speaker C: Uh, to where? Okay, yeah. [00:05:30] Speaker A: Kitchen table. [00:05:31] Speaker C: I could probably. No, I could probably go into the office. Oh, this is my office. I could go into Beck's office. [00:05:39] Speaker A: You can set up a garage like Michael's and have all your Ryobi tools and your homebrew kit. Wonder if he's. I should tell you. I'm gonna message him. I'll message him and say, tune into the podcast on YouTube, on his phone. We're talking about him. I'm just gonna find out if I've saved his number. No, I haven't. I haven't. I haven't done. I haven't saved his number. [00:06:10] Speaker C: And I just had a thought. And. And hindsight, such a huge word. Would have been perfect to get branded on tonight. And I didn't even think about it. [00:06:21] Speaker A: Ah, doesn't matter. Does. [00:06:25] Speaker C: But, you know, the old three, they're all good. [00:06:28] Speaker A: Yeah. How is Brandon going? [00:06:31] Speaker C: I haven't spoken to him this week, so no further news or extra news, good or bad. Based on last week, I was like, I was actually thinking about it today because I went down the head again, that Gold coast. In fact, I went into state today. Oh, how do you go over the border? [00:06:46] Speaker A: You went to God's country? [00:06:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:49] Speaker A: God's country. Yeah. [00:06:50] Speaker C: And, uh, it's such a long drive, I thought, jeez, who can I ring? And ran it into my head? And then I had to put the brakes on and stop and start and then I lost track. [00:07:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, how could you lose track in God's country? Here we go. What? What should we say? Yeah. Yeah. Just over the border. You just into heaven for a little bit. You come back out, you, like, do the hokey. [00:07:18] Speaker C: It confuses the fuck out of an iPhone twelve, man, in daylight saving. Because that's the only one that knows where the border is. Until you turn and go back, it's like fucking exhausted. [00:07:32] Speaker B: Name dropper. Yeah. I've got an iPhone 14. Sucks to be you. [00:07:44] Speaker A: Sucks to be you. I've got a Google. I got a pixel. Pixel. [00:07:49] Speaker B: Come through the dark side yet? [00:07:51] Speaker A: No, never will. Oh, no. Never. Can you hear them? [00:07:55] Speaker C: That's the ironic thing, is the iPhone twelve doesn't do it because that's my personal phone, my work one's the 14. [00:08:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:04] Speaker C: And. And when I do drive interstate during daylight saving, it's only the one phone that does it. Doesn't pick it up. It's obviously got to go see it up. Whereas the 14, it's pretty much over the water. [00:08:15] Speaker A: Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Anyway, you don't have them problems in wa. We've got the same time frame everywhere, just. Yeah. [00:08:24] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. When you hit to a border, mate, when you go to a border to change the time, that's fucking exciting. You hear? It's just. It's a fucking traffic. I'm an hour late. [00:08:37] Speaker A: Isn't there, like, a town on the border? One half is one thing, one half is the other. [00:08:41] Speaker C: Yeah. It's tweed heads. Cool and gar. [00:08:44] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:08:45] Speaker C: The airport's on the border. Yeah, it does. The Runway's not, though, does it? [00:08:49] Speaker B: Fucking. [00:08:50] Speaker A: So you. [00:08:54] Speaker B: That'd screw with your iPhone 14, wouldn't it? [00:08:58] Speaker A: Screw more than that. [00:09:01] Speaker C: Screw you. [00:09:02] Speaker B: They're doing the roller, they're doing their rollout, and it's 12:00 and then, you know, halfway down the Runway. V one yet. No worries. Vt rotate. It's like, oh, fuck. It's suddenly 01:00. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Totally crazy. What you guys been up to? Anything exciting? Apart from. [00:09:22] Speaker C: Well, I realized today that. What do you call. Tradesmen don't work very fast, do they? [00:09:30] Speaker A: No, they get paid by the hour. [00:09:31] Speaker C: Don't work. [00:09:36] Speaker B: Monday to Thursday. [00:09:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:39] Speaker C: No, no, our guy starts at seven, mate. He's out here by twelve. Yeah, one day. Hey, guys, the pool tiling Renault started today. Happy days. Yeah, he's only half done the job. Now, granted, he's done the hardest part, but if he's here until after twelve, Mike, I mean, I've got a lump sum price to pay. Yeah, mate, if you want to take a month, you fill your boots, but you're only getting that money. Yeah, if I was in his shoes. [00:10:06] Speaker A: I'd be in as quick as I can. [00:10:08] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. So I can start the next one because I'm still going to get that money. [00:10:11] Speaker A: Yep. Yep. [00:10:12] Speaker C: Oh, and I even help him by taking all the tiles from the garage, stacking him around the wall. So just to save time and gives me a bit of a gym workout and all that sort of shit. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:24] Speaker C: And he still just fucks around. I just said to beck this morning, lay 80 tiles tomorrow, mate. I don't fucking know what will. [00:10:34] Speaker A: I've got to tell you what he did. [00:10:36] Speaker B: He's obvious. Obviously looked at it and gone, okay, I'm going to win this much. Fuck. I'm only going to work this hard for. I mean, you and I have had experience with Johnny, with his, with his fencing work. Now, Johnny's the exact opposite. It's like money, money, money. So, you know, he'll go. He'll go batshit crazy digging a hole. Tell his offside. He'll go, okay, you put the fence up. I'm going to the next job, to the next hole. And it's just your attitude. [00:11:02] Speaker C: The frat. The frustrating part is the grout has to settle for seven days before I can get all the stone sealed. [00:11:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:13] Speaker C: All right. So I've booked the stone sealing guy in next Thursday. So this Thursday week, which means my guy's got to be out of here by this Thursday. Come. Hello, high water. [00:11:24] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [00:11:26] Speaker C: Pool guys are coming in the next Friday to acid wash the pool and start filling it back up again. So it's, it's a production line. And him, by letting me down doing 4 hours a day, is fucking up my, the rest of my project management. [00:11:40] Speaker A: Yeah, but he's out, um, probably out surfing for the rest of the other 4 hours. [00:11:45] Speaker B: No, I'm still, I'm still back on the acid wash. Didn't acid wash go out in the eighties? [00:11:50] Speaker A: Yeah, on the denim. Brad likes his double denim. [00:11:57] Speaker B: Probably did the old west. I'm intrigued. I want to see an acid wash pool. It's like, okay, yeah. [00:12:08] Speaker C: My eyes exactly the same as yours. When he goes, yeah, I'll just acid wash it. [00:12:12] Speaker A: Okay. [00:12:13] Speaker C: How the fuck do you do that? [00:12:15] Speaker A: He gets his acid in a bucket and his broomstick and his. [00:12:19] Speaker C: No, I think it's more of a gurney. I think they put the guinea on it. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. But it's to wash the acid off. [00:12:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:27] Speaker A: So you don't know. [00:12:28] Speaker C: Yeah, all I know is that I'll be waiting. I don't want to get splashed. [00:12:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Have you noticed that Michael changed the name of the chat to $20? Is $20. [00:12:37] Speaker C: Well, was it that or was it rectifying? Because I was driving and I went, $0.20. [00:12:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:42] Speaker C: And then idiot bread. [00:12:46] Speaker B: That was all about trying to figure that out. What are they talking about? [00:12:51] Speaker A: Yeah, the chat. The. Yeah. Facebook chat. Yeah. [00:12:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:55] Speaker A: Can you see them dings? Can you hear the ding? [00:12:58] Speaker C: Yeah, I just heard it then. [00:12:59] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, some. Yeah. The web, their hosting provider where I provided all the web hosting for our websites and shit for the last month, they keep saying, oh, it's a. There's a lot comes up and websites don't load. And she like that. And the signs are high, high load issue on the server. And like, I'm arguing with them, telling them they don't know what they're talking about because it's been the same, same issue all for, um, for over a month. They're useless. [00:13:30] Speaker C: Isn't it good? You, you and Al and I, like, we, we love our Monday nights and love this postcard podcast. [00:13:37] Speaker A: Yep. [00:13:38] Speaker C: Paul, you can take the shit that goes with it. Alan, I wouldn't love being here. [00:13:43] Speaker A: Yep. That's good. So the dings are then messaging me going, this should be fixed in no time. Anything else I can help you is I'm going to tell. No, get lost. I better not say that. They might disconnect me. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. So, Brett, right, Al forgot to do the music this week. We should make him do it karaoke style or acapella. [00:14:08] Speaker B: I forgot it was my turn, so. [00:14:11] Speaker A: Yeah, didn't I? [00:14:14] Speaker B: You know what I can do to avoid copyright? Even though I'm going for the biggest mate, I'm so proud that we get hit with the copyright infringements. But I know what I'll do next week. I'll do the music with my original plan, but I will get different versions so I won't get. I'll get original. [00:14:38] Speaker A: You still get. You still get hit. [00:14:41] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, of course. Because of the songwriting. [00:14:43] Speaker A: Do you want to know what the score is? You want an update of the score? Because I did music last week. [00:14:46] Speaker B: Yes, please. Because I'm quite proud of my school. [00:14:49] Speaker A: Hours on five, Brad's on six, I'm on four, and Michael's on two. I got three. Yeah, three last week. I got to address them after him. Yeah. [00:15:01] Speaker C: So let's. Let's. While we're having a bit of a mild week this week. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:05] Speaker C: There's no theme. And let's go through the exact requirements for this thing. Because I fucked up the. I won't say fucked up, but I was on the side. I was on a different planet. [00:15:17] Speaker A: Yep. [00:15:18] Speaker C: So we did have a speaker. When my next one is in a couple each time, what are we looking for? What am I out there to find? [00:15:26] Speaker A: Well, you got to find. You got to play music. Yeah. [00:15:30] Speaker B: Paul, can we talk about it? A couple of weeks ago? So I think, like, my one was the one that started it off as I played this. What's your thing? Well, there isn't really a thing. This kind of sort of thing. And at the end, the theme was, I just think they're great film clips. I don't think we can do that. I can't. I don't think we can do. Ah. This is my feeling of why these are tied together. It's. It should be something that really does tie them together, that somebody can go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know where those songs are from. [00:16:06] Speaker A: Or what they. [00:16:07] Speaker C: What it was last week. Paul's was good last week. [00:16:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:12] Speaker C: All been involved great songs. [00:16:14] Speaker B: But that was still. That was still personal feeling. He still involved personal feeling. And that's why I didn't get it. [00:16:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:21] Speaker B: Oh, these songs were from. From a movie in the 1950s or all these songs were on a second release album. But, you know, it's got to be something that you can actually pull up on Wikipedia and go, oh, yeah, they are all tied together. [00:16:40] Speaker A: Yeah. But what we're going to do, you got to. We've got to be able to do the commentary to the song. We've got to give meaning to the song. The important thing is make that song better. And we're not better if we change it. You got to make it better. The clip, you got to add to it. So by adding our experiences and how it's affected us in our careers or in our life or what we've done, we're giving it commentary of that song. [00:17:07] Speaker B: Let's see how we go next week with my choices. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Yeah. They're going to be like Al's favorite film clips again, isn't it? [00:17:16] Speaker C: Because if you, if you're talking. If you're talking about the song. So you've got your five, you've got your theme. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:23] Speaker C: And you're talking about that. What's that song mean to you, Brad? Well, okay, I like it and all that shit, but it's part of that theme, so it's a hard one. [00:17:32] Speaker A: How did it get included? Why did it get included in the theme? What. [00:17:35] Speaker C: What caused to that? Until the theme answer comes. [00:17:39] Speaker A: Yeah, but then you can talk about the song and you know, maybe what it. Maybe you might have had an experience with that song which has triggered, you know, the joining the theme. You don't have to give away the answer. You gotta. It just makes you think about it as well. So you gotta really think about it. [00:17:56] Speaker C: And like you say, the more we talk about the song. Yeah, well, the more, more ammunition you've got to defend yourself. [00:18:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Because when we're talking about saying, oh, um. Played this song because it was. Reminded me of a, um. You know, my first Jim beam and coke, no ice and crunchy bits. You know. [00:18:18] Speaker C: You want to know personal thing. We'll never guess that. [00:18:20] Speaker A: No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:18:26] Speaker C: I still, I still met under Mount Henry Bridge is when I lost my virginity under the mountain bridge. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Couldn't sit down for a month. [00:18:34] Speaker C: The tree still there. And I know the song that was in the top five. And I can't play that because you guys don't want to know where I lost my virginity. So that's great. [00:18:45] Speaker B: Well, we know now. [00:18:53] Speaker C: Very true, mister Shaw. [00:18:55] Speaker A: Yep. [00:18:57] Speaker B: Mount Henry Bridge. Seriously. [00:18:59] Speaker A: That reminds me. Tarzan. [00:19:01] Speaker B: Seriously. You lost it that late? I remember when the Mount Henry Bridge was built. So you lost your virginity that late? [00:19:06] Speaker A: 1994? [00:19:09] Speaker C: No, no. You're winding me up. Yeah, look at that. You got me. [00:19:27] Speaker A: That reminds me. Tarzan was in the, in the jungle and this plane flies over and crashes. Smoke coming out. And Jane is the survivor and she's been there for a. Climbs up at the plane. And she has been spending some time there getting her stuff together. And she decides that she's going to go for a walk around the jungle and see if she can find this. Anyone there to help her out. So she goes through the jungle and she's, um. She sees this, uh, clearing and there's this man there. We'll call him Tarzan. And. And he's up against a tree and he's humping the hell out of this tree. And um, Jane gets a bit excited, and she starts walking up to him, and she's strutting around going, hey, Tarzan, how about some of the real thing? And Tarzan looks at her and, you know, she lays down on the grass and I pulls her pants down and opens her legs. And Tarzan looks and takes a couple steps back and then runs up and whack kicks her right in the privates, and she's rolling around the ground. What do you do that for? What do you do that for? Hmm. Tarzan, check for squirrel first. [00:20:39] Speaker B: This is why I come to Monday nights, just for your fucking awful dad jokes. But they're not dad jokes. [00:20:46] Speaker A: That one's not a dad joke. [00:20:47] Speaker C: That was a good one. [00:20:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:54] Speaker B: Anyway, gentlemen, so, breaking news. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Yep. [00:21:00] Speaker B: Australia was temporarily at the top of the Olympic table, which is kind of awesome. It's kind of annoying. The Olympics are kind of annoying because I'm like, there's only one event I like out of the whole Olympics, but every four years, every friggin tv channel is like, 30 minutes. You try and watch the news in the morning. Fucking Olympics. Fuck. Again. But anyway, Australia temporarily top of the Olympic table. The. The Matildas caused heart attacks all around Australia. Don't know if you heard about that. [00:21:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:36] Speaker B: Ozzy Oscar Piastri, third at the Grand Prix, turned out to be second. So, yeah, good sporting. [00:21:43] Speaker C: Was that a controversial. I didn't hear that. [00:21:47] Speaker B: No, no, no. The guy came first, got disqualified. His car was underweight. Oh. [00:21:57] Speaker C: So what's your main sport? Olympics, mate, if you've only got one monkey rooting. [00:22:09] Speaker B: No, there was two. I've talked about that. I used to do. And monkey rooting. Sorry, three. Sorry, I misspoke. Three bonking monkeys is not in the Olympics yet. Yeah, I've been pushing. I've been pushing so hard because. [00:22:30] Speaker A: Did you hear about the monkey? Did you hear about the monkey rooting Olympics? You haven't heard about it? [00:22:37] Speaker B: No, I'm there. [00:22:39] Speaker A: There's a guy in Darwin, and he's walked into a pub, and there's a monkey sitting there in a green and gold jacket. Green and gold tracksuit, right. There's no word of a lie. This couldn't happen any better. This is a true story. You're sitting there with a green and gold tracksuit on, and the guy goes up to the monkey, says, monkey in a green and gold Olympic tracksuit. What's going on with that? So I'm part of the monkey rooting Olympics. However monkeys we get together, we, you know, get judged on how well we perform. [00:23:08] Speaker B: And ten for style five for technique. [00:23:14] Speaker A: The guy says, I've got to check this out. He says, look, we're in Darwin in two weeks time. It's been held in Darwin in two weeks time. So make sure you come and. Come and hunt me down, you know? We're at the complex there in Darwin. So two weeks later, the guy goes out and he's in Darwin. He's looking for the monkey rooting Olympics. And he finds it and he walks into this big stadium thing and there's these big russian monkeys and they're like big bulky things, ugly looking things in there, practicing their rooting away. And you got these little sexy european ones and they're going for it and going crazy. And he's looking everywhere for the australian team. And you see this goes out the back and there's this little monkey there. He's batting himself silly. That 100 miles an hour. Ozzy goes, hey, man, what are you doing? What are you doing? This is Olympics. You gotta. You gotta hold on. He said you wouldn't believe it. First round, gotta buy. [00:24:08] Speaker C: A. Oh, my God. [00:24:18] Speaker B: Did you guys. I thought of a funny, just as funny. A punchline. [00:24:23] Speaker A: Go for it. [00:24:26] Speaker B: What did he do? He's like, well, I'm not in the team event. [00:24:35] Speaker C: Yeah, that was it. Yeah, they're two good lines on that. [00:24:41] Speaker A: Decathlon. [00:24:42] Speaker B: Anyway, back to no. My favorite is sports that I used to compete in when I was a teenager and I was quite. I was very good. 800. No tuts. Football. I came to late in life, but touch. Yeah, I was good at it. But no, the 800 meters and the 1500 meters. I think the 1500 meters is the king of athletics, sports. It really is. It's. It involves strategy. Strategy involves a lot of strategy and stamina. I love the 1500 matters. [00:25:12] Speaker A: Do you know what the strategy is? Just run around in a circle. [00:25:17] Speaker B: Yeah. People who tend to do that, they tend to lose. They say, I'm just going to run in a circle and I'm going to run in this circle as fast as I can. Yeah, they don't win. People like that don't win. [00:25:31] Speaker C: The strategy is to start in that last two or three group and look at the others, look at their exercise, look at their legs moving. Are they slackening off and back of the pack to understand the front runners? [00:25:48] Speaker B: It's different from a lot of people. Like John Landy was a famous australian runner and his strategy was to just go to the front and grind everybody into the ground, just destroy them. And it really was. He nearly was the first person to break the four minute mile because of that strategy. He was so good, you know, and that was his strategy. But there's. There are other people like me that, like, I just hang back and then. Okay, um. See, now, on the car, as my car told me, you actually just. [00:26:25] Speaker A: I know it sounds like a robot. [00:26:28] Speaker B: You lengthen your stride. But I love the. I love the game. [00:26:34] Speaker A: Yeah, we didn't get any of that. [00:26:39] Speaker B: The 50 meters, because I was waffling. [00:26:41] Speaker A: Anyway, so you dropped out in your. [00:26:47] Speaker C: 50 meters freestyle, where they just make bread. Yeah, I think that's like one breath halfway down. [00:26:53] Speaker A: Is that swimming? [00:26:55] Speaker C: Yeah, 50 meters freestyle, mate. I love it. Because I'm probably like you, mate. When I was younger, I was. Yeah, I was. I didn't get it, obviously, but I was. I did the trials for the combat comm games in 82. Yeah, for one and 200 meters free in 82. Didn't get there, clearly, because otherwise I would have had a metal around my neck every time, every day. Um. [00:27:17] Speaker B: But now, thinking about it, you're the bill. You're the bill for a swimmer, Brett. In your younger day, you would have been the build for a swimmer. [00:27:24] Speaker C: Oh, might. I had abs. Now the flags. [00:27:30] Speaker B: My abs have turned into flabs. [00:27:33] Speaker C: It's just internal, external. That's all it is, mate. Internal, external, you know. How's the old song turning japanese? I like to turn, you know, look at the inside, looking out. Well, that's my abs. [00:27:45] Speaker A: Yep. [00:27:46] Speaker C: Now I just turn them inside out. [00:27:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Have you missed what that song's all about? [00:27:52] Speaker C: No, I haven't. I was waiting for you. I was waiting for you to. It's about individual monkey. [00:27:59] Speaker B: Darwin. [00:28:01] Speaker C: The individual monkey in Darwin. [00:28:03] Speaker B: Yeah. He was studying Japanese. [00:28:06] Speaker C: He was. He definitely was, yeah. [00:28:10] Speaker A: Is that like squinting and I. [00:28:12] Speaker C: That's exactly. [00:28:19] Speaker A: He was constipated and trying to get one out in the toilet. [00:28:23] Speaker C: Yeah. So we get out this conversation with Michael here, but he's probably going to go, what song are you talking about? Because. [00:28:30] Speaker A: Yeah, you're talking about Michael. I sent him a message. He says old. I said to him, I'll read that. The message, hey, Michael, you can watch us on YouTube. A pair of old jocks said, I'll try. Still judging. Nearly finished. And jumping in an Uber. Might catch a few minutes. We watch it say, watch us while you drink. Show your buddies. Show your buddies. Okay. You can show them. Oh, where are you going? Where'd Brady go? [00:29:08] Speaker B: Brad went early. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Just hear him yelling in the background. Do we need to send the police around? Welfare check. [00:29:25] Speaker B: How far are we from the pPB? [00:29:28] Speaker A: Uh, 30 seconds. [00:29:32] Speaker B: RPA PB. [00:29:34] Speaker A: Yeah. No. AP lb. [00:29:49] Speaker C: Piss access. Personal best. [00:29:51] Speaker A: I bring it. I can bring it up. What is ours, pal? Al. P a B. Yep, yep, yep. [00:29:59] Speaker C: Yeah. Remember the abbot trip made in Bali? [00:30:06] Speaker B: The Abbot trip? [00:30:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:10] Speaker A: Did I expand? What was you singing? [00:30:13] Speaker C: Well, that's. Shut down the podcast when there was Brock and Adam. [00:30:18] Speaker B: So there was Alan. [00:30:19] Speaker C: Brad, Brock. [00:30:20] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, the Abbott trip. Yeah, that's where we discovered. [00:30:25] Speaker C: Hello? [00:30:25] Speaker A: You there? [00:30:29] Speaker B: I will tell you now. I learned something from the Abbott trip. Paul. Never, never go to Bali with cheap bastards. [00:30:35] Speaker A: No, it's. [00:30:36] Speaker B: It's not a lot of fun, is it? [00:30:38] Speaker A: No. [00:30:39] Speaker B: Well, the guys that are always looking for the big discount is like. [00:30:46] Speaker A: $20. Is $20. [00:30:48] Speaker C: Yeah. And you just fucking get with it. Al, how come you're not in your luxury five star resort suite on the lounge. [00:30:59] Speaker A: Yeah, with the big tv. [00:31:02] Speaker B: I just don't know. I just. I needed to have the laptop here connected up to my docking port for all my screens for something else, and I just feel it's a better picture. I mean, I like seeing me close up, you know, sitting back there. You guys are all under bright light and. Yeah, no, it's all good. Plus, I've got. I've got access to the keyboard, so it's all cool. [00:31:30] Speaker A: I'm trying to. I've got a new chair. I'm trying to work it out. Oh, shit. [00:31:36] Speaker B: You didn't notice the mute? The new specs. I've got a different style. [00:31:42] Speaker A: Yeah, for us. [00:31:43] Speaker C: Okay. So I looked a couple of times earlier. Didn't say anything because I know you're very vogue with your fashionable sunnies. Uh, sorry, glasses. Uh, but what I did notice is. Yes, they're. They're a bit, sort of, probably similar to my type style, as opposed to your more narrow ones that I'm probably used to. Yeah, they suit you. [00:32:05] Speaker A: I do like them. [00:32:06] Speaker C: They like you. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I like them. [00:32:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:10] Speaker C: So they do suit you. You look very. And, you know, that matched up with your beautiful army style haircut. [00:32:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:18] Speaker C: Officer and gentleman. [00:32:19] Speaker A: It's not shaved, it's just falling out that short. [00:32:27] Speaker B: I'll tell you. I'll tell you the story. The hairdresser I go to, she's a big thai lady. I'm not exactly 100% sure that she's not a lady, Boyden. She is really quite tall and has. [00:32:39] Speaker A: A deep voice, but her name is Gordon. [00:32:46] Speaker B: How did you know that? [00:32:48] Speaker A: Have you got the same hairdresser, Gordon? Make me purdy. Make me purdy. [00:32:55] Speaker B: She does the whole thing. She goes ear trim shirt. Yeah. And trims ears. Eyebrow trim shirt. Yes, and nose trim. And she does a lot, honestly, and she's brilliant. But she, she's always been talking about my thinning hair and saying, oh, you go to Thailand, you get hair replacement. I know, man. One of my customers went there and had hair from his bum put on his head and it's growing really well. It's like, yeah, I don't want to be curly right now. I'm happy with straight hair. [00:33:29] Speaker A: The reason why he's gone from his butt to his head makes him think clearer. [00:33:37] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, but it'll stick like shit after that. [00:33:39] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:33:42] Speaker B: No shit. [00:33:49] Speaker A: They're like little braids in his hair. Yeah. [00:33:54] Speaker C: His cubes are going gray, but his actual hair isn't. So I have my son's bucks. [00:34:04] Speaker B: It's about time for my pee break, guys. So talk amongst yourselves. [00:34:08] Speaker A: All right, there you go. [00:34:10] Speaker B: We will. Cool. [00:34:11] Speaker A: So everything set up for the four screens, not the three screens, and it comes up on screen? [00:34:17] Speaker C: It does. Oh, I see what you mean. And even if you had the verticals for four of us, that just be it. Recognizable. Yeah, screen. [00:34:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. But no. So what do you reckon? The new chair so comfy I could just dice off into bull. Yeah. [00:34:38] Speaker C: So these are not worth 5600. [00:34:42] Speaker A: No, this was 300, but I got 30% off, so it was 210. And this the equivalent, I went to ten. No, no, it was 300 on the ticket, on the, on the website, but they had a 30% off sale, so it cost me 210. And it's. It's so much better than the ones that have a JB hi fi. So much sturdier. Yeah. [00:35:05] Speaker C: I'm trying to think what your chair you had last week. [00:35:08] Speaker A: Um, it was just a wooden table chair from the dining room. [00:35:13] Speaker C: I thought you've always had like a headpiece, you know, like a full back. [00:35:17] Speaker A: No, no, always had the, um, the dining room chair in there. [00:35:22] Speaker C: So you, you lashed out and went, fuck it. Yep, I'm going big radio station got me podcast. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Gotta look good. [00:35:29] Speaker C: Start calling you King Kyle. [00:35:31] Speaker A: Yep. I'm gonna go old microphone next and be like. I'll be like John laws. [00:35:36] Speaker B: I use. [00:35:37] Speaker C: We'll put the three boys right, we'll all put money together and, uh, yeah, we'll get you a fucking gold looking micro. [00:35:46] Speaker A: I use valvoline to get into these tighten tight jeans. [00:35:54] Speaker C: Oh, fucking shocking. Here he is. [00:35:57] Speaker A: Yep. Next. Look at him. He looks like he's. Looks like he's from the marines, doesn't he's like ready. [00:36:06] Speaker C: He does. That's what I mean, officer and gentleman. [00:36:09] Speaker A: I'm more like what's, uh, not full metal jacket. What was the other one? Is a full metal jacket. [00:36:19] Speaker B: Yeah, that's one of the movies, I think it. [00:36:23] Speaker A: Yeah. My full metal jacket might be the one I'm thinking of. [00:36:25] Speaker C: Right. If he had it. If he had. If he was clean cut, I put him down to a few good men. [00:36:31] Speaker A: Yeah. You can't handle the truth. [00:36:37] Speaker C: Not Tom. Not Tom. The young. The young cribd. [00:36:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:41] Speaker C: If he was clean shaven, mate, and he's spitting him into that young boy. [00:36:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:46] Speaker C: And what's up? What year is that movie? A 92. 96. You're good men. Come on, guys, let's get these keyboards happening, man. [00:36:57] Speaker A: No, I don't money on it. [00:36:58] Speaker C: I'm going 96. [00:37:00] Speaker A: Oh. Oh. I'll go 94. 94. 94. [00:37:09] Speaker C: So 94. [00:37:10] Speaker A: Is it 92? [00:37:12] Speaker B: 92. [00:37:15] Speaker C: I thought 92, and I went, oh, yeah, shit. Okay. [00:37:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it's amazing. [00:37:22] Speaker C: How is. So Tom was. He's only just turned. Tom's turn 62. [00:37:28] Speaker A: Oh, he's not that old. He's not that old. He's only 3 July 28. He's only 28. [00:37:36] Speaker C: He was 62 on the 3 July. [00:37:38] Speaker B: He's still a wack job. [00:37:41] Speaker C: I don't say that. [00:37:45] Speaker B: He'S a good actor, but he's still a wack job. [00:37:47] Speaker A: No, he's not. [00:37:50] Speaker B: He's a nutcase. [00:37:51] Speaker C: No, no. That's one thing I experience. I left in Perth, mate, was me cardboard cutout. [00:37:57] Speaker A: Did you have a cardboard cutout of Tom Cruise? [00:37:59] Speaker C: I did. [00:38:00] Speaker B: Oh, he did? Yes. Yeah. He's your 50th, was it? [00:38:05] Speaker C: Yeah, it was my fifth. [00:38:07] Speaker B: Yes, there was a cardboard cut out of Tom Cruise and sort of the way Brad had set up his house. You got directed in, so you didn't go through the front door, you go through the carport. But there was this thing with lights and, you know, security people and all that. And you had to walk down there, and at the end was this cardboard cut out of Tom Cruise that you could take a photo with. It was interesting. [00:38:34] Speaker C: Yeah, I just. I'm not being rude. Yes, I am. My eyes are elsewhere, but I'm just trying to find it so I can show the viewers. Yeah, the cardboard cutout. So I'm not being rude. It's just I can't do them both because it was actually, I was only looking on the plane because you get quite bored on the plane. And I was looking at all my photos, and there was one there of me, Al and Tom. Yeah, that's actually the one I'm trying to look for. [00:39:06] Speaker B: You know, I've still got your framed. Uh, your frame. Signed picture of Stanley Lazarus here. [00:39:12] Speaker C: Yes, you told me that last time I was at your place, mate. [00:39:15] Speaker B: And I've still got your mother's table. [00:39:18] Speaker A: There it is. [00:39:20] Speaker C: Found it, guys. [00:39:23] Speaker A: No, can't see it. Go to your right. Bit more. Oh, yeah. [00:39:30] Speaker B: The shirts. That was the shirts we were wearing in bald. [00:39:36] Speaker C: That is a real life size of Tom Cruise. [00:39:40] Speaker A: Yeah, so. [00:39:43] Speaker C: Well, I I've had to give away that, uh, what do you call, uh, Stanley's readers one I had. [00:39:55] Speaker B: No, I've got it. I'm holding it. [00:39:59] Speaker C: You. Oh, yeah, you've got the oil painting. I've got the signed jersey. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Oh, you've got the jersey. Yeah, the jersey. Yeah. Why do you have to give it away? [00:40:11] Speaker C: I've got no room in the house. [00:40:13] Speaker B: Oh, okay. No, man. [00:40:16] Speaker A: But you. [00:40:18] Speaker C: Yeah, I have. No, I have. But Annette didn't have any sports team, so that whole thing was mine. There is Beck's one eyed Geelong, so I got to share it. Mmm. [00:40:30] Speaker B: It's kind of like, seriously sucks to be you sharing your man cave. Sharing your man cave with somebody who's not a mandeh. [00:40:39] Speaker C: Oh, don't rub it in, mate. [00:40:42] Speaker A: You can take me like me Tazan, you Jamie. [00:40:45] Speaker C: I can see Alec. You must have something over Brad because you take an Arfy's theatre room. [00:40:51] Speaker B: I'll tell you what, Paul, after the pool, it's going to be a house extension. [00:40:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:57] Speaker C: Theater room upstairs. [00:41:00] Speaker B: Oh, sorry, after the theater room. House extension. [00:41:07] Speaker A: You guys are funny. [00:41:12] Speaker C: Yes, I said that to you last time. You can have that one. That's your baby if you want to put on a wall, mate. Go nuts. [00:41:18] Speaker A: What is it? [00:41:20] Speaker B: It's a redis in a wooden frame. Proper wooden frame. Sign. Stan Lazaridis oil painting. [00:41:29] Speaker C: It's when he was a Socceroos captain in 2002 qualifying that played Iran at the MCG. [00:41:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's down. A bit of work done. He looks like he's got bloody Botox. Oh, he's from Perth Glory. [00:41:43] Speaker C: Yes, he was. I actually texted. [00:41:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that works. Got the boat scout Botox gun for. [00:41:53] Speaker C: Channel ten on the recent game that was played at HbF Park. [00:41:59] Speaker A: Perth Glory silicon. [00:42:02] Speaker B: And I'm through some tough times, but. [00:42:05] Speaker A: Didn'T they just go broke? [00:42:08] Speaker B: Oh, they've been broke forever. [00:42:10] Speaker A: No, not when Tony had it. Tony was his name. Had it going running really well, didn't he? [00:42:16] Speaker C: The chicken tree. [00:42:17] Speaker B: Yeah. They've been losing money forever. [00:42:23] Speaker C: So what are they always. Because they were the powerhouse. [00:42:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that was in the old NSL. That was in the old NSL day. So they haven't had won an A league championship. [00:42:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Didn't Brandon like? Doesn't Brandon love Perth Glory? [00:42:37] Speaker C: Loves him. [00:42:38] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a bit of a fan. Yeah. [00:42:41] Speaker C: That's why I ended up giving him the jersey for that, because it's a Perth glory. Stan Lazarina's jersey. It's not a socceroos. [00:42:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:51] Speaker B: Can I tell you a story about a man ninja? [00:42:55] Speaker A: Couldn't find the donny. Sorry. He went behind the shell. [00:43:00] Speaker B: Here's a story about a man named Brad. Thought he was a soccer fan, but he was dead. So the soccer roofs were playing an important game. It was a World cup qualifier or it might have been a World cup group stage game. And we all thought that we're going to. We're going to go to the game. So uber, whatever. We all turned up and I'm there in my soccer is top. Brandon said everybody else is there. Brad's in yellow, green and gold. But it's an ICC cricket top. [00:43:42] Speaker C: Cricket Australia. [00:43:44] Speaker B: Cricket Australia top. We're all there watching the football in our football joke. He's in a Cricket Australia. Well, at least you tried, man. [00:43:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:56] Speaker B: It'S green and gold. It's all good. [00:43:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:59] Speaker C: Oh, mate, you might as well have worn the fucking maroon. Stop, mate. Yeah. [00:44:06] Speaker A: Brad, our special friend who licks windows. Just rip me bloody headphones off my head. I need to get a longer lead. [00:44:20] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, tell you what, I do remember that now. [00:44:25] Speaker A: Oh, my shopping is about to be delivered. I'm glad they stick to the times. [00:44:33] Speaker B: Sorry. You've turned into a robot. [00:44:38] Speaker C: We do talk shit. Don't be boys. [00:44:39] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, so that we're talking about Taylor Swift. No. [00:44:50] Speaker B: Creepy. But she could stick her slippers under my bed anytime she likes. [00:44:54] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. [00:45:04] Speaker B: Obviously Paul's not going to do the monkey Olympics over Taylor Smith. [00:45:08] Speaker A: No, Swift. [00:45:09] Speaker C: Swift. She's has stunning legs. Uh, mister Shaw. Stunning. Oh, um, looking really well. What's attached to it? You know, like you just go for it. But we had a Christmas in July with the neighbors on Saturday, so that was good. Ended up hitting Scotch and yes, Al, I made a big batch of rumbles, which was very, very odd in mid year, um, because the labours love them. [00:45:36] Speaker A: Should we have been in the best? Should have gone into the best comedy. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. I'm talking. I'm just. I'm going through the podcast finalists and the best. One of the ones for the best comedy podcast is hanging out with the old fellas. Maybe we went into the wrong. Instead of going in the best new podcast, we should have gone into like the. An education podcast or something. I was only. [00:46:02] Speaker B: Sounds kind of. Kind of frightening, hanging out with the old fellows. Yeah, that taken a number of different ways. [00:46:11] Speaker C: Well, so could a pair of old jocks, as much as we know the reasons and the thoughts behind it. Well, we're up again, which I still think is fantastic. [00:46:22] Speaker A: We were up against some of the, like, more like all the professional podcasts, really. [00:46:28] Speaker C: Maybe professional if it's. If you're putting us into a category of new podcasts. [00:46:33] Speaker A: What they might have only just started. The podcast might have only been going this year. So, like, the best. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Well, what a lot of people do. And I noticed that when I go on watch YouTube vlogs and all that, they hyper editor. I mean, they've all got, yeah, professional microphones prefer, you know, high megapixel cameras. And then they go and they do post editing. We don't really do a lot of post editing, do we? [00:47:02] Speaker A: Hardly. [00:47:04] Speaker B: And they sort of clean up and sort of make it. They do jump carts and stuff like that to make it look really good, and we really don't. [00:47:13] Speaker A: Yeah, some of these are like, these are for the best new podcast. What we were in was too much. The women who went their own way, hosted by Helen McCabe. Then you got the born funny with Jimmy and nice. That was a list. That's a listener podcast, that one. So that's from. From the listener app. Then you've got a good mind. A good mind, too. Doesn't say anything but a good morning. [00:47:42] Speaker C: Listen, raps, triple M and all that sort of shit. [00:47:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:45] Speaker C: ABC. [00:47:46] Speaker A: Another one. Nova podcast. Big business with Brittany Saunders, the Net and Josh podcast. [00:47:55] Speaker B: And we lost out to that. [00:47:57] Speaker A: Yeah. Really? [00:47:58] Speaker B: We need to give up doing this. [00:47:59] Speaker A: Get ready for it. A Taylor Swift inspired podcast. It's in our name. And it's like, that's why we should have gone into the funnies or something. Yeah. [00:48:11] Speaker B: So you know what we could do? [00:48:14] Speaker A: Have our own award ceremony. [00:48:19] Speaker B: We could do dutch angles. [00:48:21] Speaker A: But yeah, the Taylor Swift one is up. The Taylor Swift one's up for two. It's like, I like the dutch angle. [00:48:36] Speaker B: I really do. The thing is, I have to hold my laptop up like this all the time. [00:48:40] Speaker A: The Dutch Rider. [00:48:46] Speaker C: Oh, I see what you mean. [00:48:49] Speaker A: Podcast host or presenter of the year. I should have done. Now that could have been. [00:48:52] Speaker B: That looks good. Next podcast. We should surprise Michael and do dutch angles. [00:49:03] Speaker C: Yeah, no, he'll just grab his. He just grab his ryobi, mate. Put his phone on me. Right. [00:49:09] Speaker A: And I do that. Or automatically. I do that here. [00:49:13] Speaker C: Oh, you might be able to automatically out. [00:49:15] Speaker A: We just. [00:49:15] Speaker C: Old fucking fashion. And hold the laptop for the man. [00:49:19] Speaker B: We're doing it analog. He's trying to do it digital. [00:49:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:24] Speaker C: See, can you twist us all around? [00:49:26] Speaker A: Yeah, well, yeah, I can turn the screens. I'm not going to twist. Give you a twist here. [00:49:35] Speaker C: See, Al, that means we don't have to fuck around with our hands for the next half an hour. Oh, see, that's good. [00:49:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:42] Speaker B: Oh, no, I'm trading for the monkey Olympics, so I'm gonna fucking wake my hands all I want. [00:49:47] Speaker C: How many hairs I was in my nose. [00:49:51] Speaker A: What you got to do now is just put some product in your hair, make it stand up and it'll look like it's hanging down. It is, right. [00:50:00] Speaker C: It's just not much there. [00:50:05] Speaker A: Idea. It's a story. [00:50:08] Speaker C: Oh, it is. It is. The Brady Bunch. [00:50:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, how do I get it back now? [00:50:14] Speaker C: I have my son's bucks. Weekend, gentlemen. [00:50:17] Speaker A: I thought it was. I thought the week. It was the weekend just gone. Oh, no, it's this weekend because you're gonna give him Michael some tips. [00:50:24] Speaker C: Yes. [00:50:25] Speaker B: Which son are we talking about? Is this Adam or. [00:50:28] Speaker C: Yeah, Adam. [00:50:31] Speaker B: So Adam's getting married. [00:50:32] Speaker C: That's because he's in Brisbane and so am I. [00:50:33] Speaker B: Claim I said hello. Tell him I said all that. [00:50:37] Speaker C: Friday night. I've booked an apartment suite for him. [00:50:41] Speaker A: Yep. [00:50:41] Speaker C: 30 floors up in one of the hotels in the city overlooking the Brisbane river. So we're going to go to. I've got this nice. No, mate, I just got friends ago. [00:50:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll go. [00:50:52] Speaker C: Fit's beautiful, but obviously I. Obviously I'll pay for him. [00:50:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:58] Speaker C: So, yes, I said, I've got the axe drumming in the. In the brewery thing. And then Saturday night, all the boys come to the suite. [00:51:03] Speaker A: I just thought of something. When we'll set up. So next week when Michael comes in, we'll just put his camera upside his screen upside down and we'll just say your computers will give him. Return his computer. [00:51:22] Speaker C: No, I think he does it on his phone. Doesn't he? [00:51:25] Speaker A: Not. I think it's his phone. Is it nice? It's on his computer? It's on a laptop. [00:51:31] Speaker C: Well. Well, cuz he had. He had the normal ear pieces in. [00:51:34] Speaker A: Yeah. You still plug them into a phone. [00:51:35] Speaker C: Does that plug still into an iPad? Into a see, could be. Oh, it's probably an iPad. [00:51:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:41] Speaker C: So, yeah, he'll grab it like that. Like he's fucking doing a formula one. [00:51:44] Speaker A: Ferrari doesn't. Yeah, yeah. [00:51:51] Speaker C: Can you organize that? [00:51:52] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. So just be like. [00:52:06] Speaker B: Actually. And if you do all us on strange angles and if Michael goes, what's going on is. What are you talking about? We all just deadpan and go, what are you talking about? [00:52:17] Speaker A: You know what I, what I can do is when he turns his screen, I can just rotate one of us and tell me to stop. What are you doing? [00:52:28] Speaker B: Stop turning your screen. [00:52:32] Speaker A: Every time you turn your screen, you rotate in one of us. What are you doing? That'll be so funny. We've got to remember. I got to remember to do that. [00:52:47] Speaker C: Watch out now. Well, you and I better not forget about this, mate, because you and I'll get on going. See, look at this. I'm upside down already. You know, I can start turning japanese now. [00:53:02] Speaker B: I've shared a room with you in Bali, mate. I don't want to do that again. [00:53:07] Speaker C: $20 is $20, mate. That should be our finishing line, I reckon. [00:53:13] Speaker A: Yeah. I'll have to make out. [00:53:14] Speaker C: Always does it, Al. Always does it. Now Al will do this one. [00:53:20] Speaker B: I'll leave it to you guys. Who wants to do it. [00:53:22] Speaker A: No use chat. You chat there. I'm just on, on some AI here. Draw a picture. That's $20. It's not really good. It's not really good with words. [00:53:42] Speaker C: Very seductive, mate. [00:53:44] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not really good. [00:53:45] Speaker C: How many subscribers have we got? I was talking to Beck about that tonight. [00:53:48] Speaker A: Oh, we've picked up one or two. [00:53:50] Speaker B: Me? [00:53:51] Speaker A: No, no, we've picked up a. We've picked up a couple. Um, I'll have to look on my. [00:53:57] Speaker B: Phone because I like Brad's one. I'm gonna try one. [00:54:00] Speaker A: What's that? [00:54:03] Speaker B: Thank you for following. Sorry. And ladies and gentlemen, that concludes our broadcast for today. [00:54:10] Speaker A: I know we're up to 14. [00:54:12] Speaker B: $20 is bucks. [00:54:14] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. We've got 1414, um, subscribers. 17 videos. Of the 17 videos, I think two of them are locked. Oh, okay, then how am I gonna do this? How can I do this? $20 is buck 23. [00:54:38] Speaker C: But you do an AI. [00:54:39] Speaker A: Yeah, $20. $20 is now. We can't do that. If I do that, how do I think this is gonna be funny? As for funny as four, just give me a couple seconds. Give me seconds. Talk. Talk amongst yourself. [00:54:57] Speaker C: Al and I will do the human thing, the old style, you know? You know, we're human beings. Yeah, unfortunately. I gonna take us over and before we all carc at six foot under, mate, I don't even know if we're gonna be a fucking robot. Who knows? [00:55:10] Speaker A: Yeah, well, that reminds me, that reminds me. We don't want that. I'll just say that you just reminded me. There's three guys in the war, in world War two. [00:55:27] Speaker B: They all fell in love. Yeah, 20 mil, they fell in love. [00:55:31] Speaker A: With the same chick. They all fall in love with the same chicken. The chick says, the first of all the three of you go to war, the first one who comes back in one piece is the guy that I'll marry. So they all go off to war, and the first guy comes back and he's had his leg shot off. And so she says to him, that's no good. The deal was yet to come back in perfect working order. You got a leg missing, can't marry you. The next guy comes back, he's missing an arm. So can't marry you. You know, you miss an arm. So the next guy comes back, he's been shot in a dick and has his dick shot off. So back in the day, you know, do all the courting before they could actually do, you know, the day that. To be married and whatever. So he goes to a doctor, says, look, doc, I was going to marry this chick, said, but I've had had it blown off. What can you do? And so I've got a mate, he specializes in this and does prosthetics go to him and, and we get my. [00:56:30] Speaker B: Carry on. [00:56:31] Speaker A: So he goes into this, this doctor, surgery. Doctors said, how much money you got? He said, I've, you know, got so many thousand dollars, whatever it was back in the day. Says, um, he said, look at three options for you. Says, I've got this, um, like a, a plastic one. It's always a wreck. It's just plastic, stiff as a board all the time. And, um, he says, no, that's not good. She'll know about that one. She said, well, the second one's, um, you know, it's rubbery, but you have to pump it up to get it erect. And, um, he says, if you don't like that one. I said, we've got the latest one on the markets, fully robotic. You don't even know that it's not, not real. He said, but it's $10,000 instead of $5,000. He says, look, I can't. I've only got $5,000. And doctor said, well, look, it's the second one, the rubbery one that you just pump it up. So he goes through life and eventually the two get married and they have kids. And it's one day he walks into the bath and one of his sons is in the bath and his son is just like going like this, all wobbly. And he says, dad, I feel all wobbly and says, oh, shut up, son. If I had five more thousand dollars, you would have been a fucking robot. All right, now bear with me. I'm bringing these in. I'm just doing this on the fly. [00:57:50] Speaker C: That was a long joke, but a pretty. It was worth it. That's climax. [00:57:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I forget half the jokes. Halfway through I'm telling them. So I've got to remember. That's that one. [00:58:00] Speaker B: My dad always said to me, Paul, all you got to do is remember the punch line. Tell the story to get to that punchline. [00:58:08] Speaker A: Yep, yep. All right. [00:58:10] Speaker B: He was a man. I never heard tell a joke twice. And he was a funny man. [00:58:15] Speaker A: I tell jokes all the time. Here we go. Let's. All right, let's go find these things. I'm gonna. I found a picture. Is that one? But that's pretty shitty. 20 years. Reverse two. But I reckon this one. Can you see it? [00:58:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:39] Speaker B: Just fucking cut me off the. Brad's head. [00:58:43] Speaker A: Hey, Brad, 20 marks. [00:58:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:47] Speaker B: Brad back in his gay phase when he had hair and it was pink. Yeah. And sparkly. [00:58:53] Speaker C: What? Go back to the first one. [00:58:55] Speaker A: The first one. Sure. To be sure. 20 is to get. [00:59:04] Speaker C: That'll be a good one for. For March when we get set up in March. [00:59:08] Speaker A: Yeah. We'll get better ones by then. Yeah. I think my shopping spin just dropped off at the front door. [00:59:15] Speaker C: That's clearly our motor, our mojo, our motto now is the $20. So we could, you know, maybe change it instead of pair of old jocks. It's just $20 versus $20. [00:59:26] Speaker A: You know what we do? We've got to keep the pair of old jocks and we just go, series 220 bucks is $20. [00:59:33] Speaker B: Subtitle. [00:59:34] Speaker C: Yeah, so $20 is $20. I agree with that. Because actually, you know what? I reckon that'll work better because obviously it's a barley saying and Barley's XYZ, especially for Perth. Um, I reckon we'll hit more subscribers. [00:59:50] Speaker A: Yeah. So what we'll do, we'll have to, um. Yes, I. Series two. We'll start. We'll kick off series two and that'll be $20 next week. We're going to start off next week. So this will end up be the end of series one. All right, we have to do that. [01:00:04] Speaker C: And that's where Al. That's where we'll go. $20 is $20. Stay tuned. See you next week. [01:00:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:11] Speaker C: That'll be the finale for tonight. [01:00:14] Speaker A: But I was not going to be able to say goodnight, Australia. [01:00:20] Speaker B: That's all right. I'm fine with it. [01:00:21] Speaker A: Good night. [01:00:23] Speaker B: I'm not precious. Despite what people tell you, I'm not precious. [01:00:28] Speaker C: You know what? We could, we could take it in turns, like the three of us, right? Maybe I'll put this out there. The three of us take it in turns. But Al always comes in and says he's been at the end. [01:00:42] Speaker A: Yes. [01:00:42] Speaker B: I'm not precious. I'm fine. I'm fine. [01:00:45] Speaker C: It's nothing about precious. It's about formality of the show. [01:00:49] Speaker A: Well, we can. If we're going to do that, we more as. We'll just drop the music so we don't get banned and we can come up with something else. [01:00:56] Speaker C: Don't do fucking man jokes, mate. We'll kill it, but we'll just die. [01:01:03] Speaker B: We could always go. Okay. What was the funniest thing you found about what happened in current affairs in the last, last week? [01:01:10] Speaker A: What I heard. [01:01:11] Speaker B: Did you. Funny. [01:01:13] Speaker A: I heard that Al got a blow up doll for $20 and every time you try, but every time he tried using it. Huh? Every time I stand by, I got. [01:01:25] Speaker B: An expensive on eBay. [01:01:27] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Every time you use, it deflates. So we took it back to the shop. So the guys, I bought these dog for $20. It keeps going down on me. Says you're lucky. We normally charge 50 for those. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. [01:01:54] Speaker B: No. Anyway, guys, I've got a cockroach. I've got to go. [01:01:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm going to go get me washing. I'm washing my shop and it's at the front door. Someone's probably stolen. It's Rockingham, you know? [01:02:04] Speaker B: Oh, so you ordered one of those blow up dolls as well, did you, Paul? [01:02:08] Speaker A: Nah, Taylor Swift. One couldn't afford. I don't remember. [01:02:26] Speaker C: I fucking lost me, dude. [01:02:28] Speaker A: $20 is $20. [01:02:30] Speaker C: Yeah, Paul. [01:02:32] Speaker B: Nice. [01:02:34] Speaker C: $20. $20. [01:02:38] Speaker A: He looks like the guy from up.